That bottle took off faster than her date

Apr 16, 2019 8:12 PM

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I must return to the winery

First read it as ATM.. Realizing now that it might be more like Texas A & M.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Arch your back"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That ATM sign in the back. Reminds me of what she did later.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes,arch your back

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It says something awful about me that I would chase it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHY ARE YOU SHAKING IT? Gently removed the cork at a low angle slowly until you hear the french kiss, psssscchhh

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did she say "Arc your back"? Why?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SAIL!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gig Em! ???

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope she cleaned up the mess.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why always do dumb shit when smart shit work fine

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

fun

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doubt it. Cattle can run surprisingly fast.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Camera work was on point!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That bottle popped so hard it needed a cigarette afterwards.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ring day? Congrats!! Enjoy the Ring dunk. Giggum

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Let’s be real though college station is a fun town.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great advice provided right before blast off!

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aggie.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What do you expect from an Aggie?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ass To Mouth

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Corks kill more people a year than sharks

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she can just buy another one. she can get cash out of that giant ATM behind her

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Was looking for Always Sunny. Thank you!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still better than sabering! v

7 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 3

not if you know how to saber

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did it for my wedding (did a practice run the day before). Worked like a charm! Videographer dude was so confused tho.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Husband did it at our wedding; it worked perfectly, and we got such a wicked photo of it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worth it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope she cleaned up all the glass

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I bet your fun at parties

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I am actually, thanks for noticing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You bet his fun what?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gig em!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing you're pretty

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 1

Marlin Brando did it better

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Source?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Is that Hayden Panitierre?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I asked myself the exact same question

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could have been worse.

7 years ago | Likes 488 Dislikes 9

Admittedly, I'd blow my load in such a way.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

34,000 Euro bottle of champagne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=272dtwKNeHw

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Needs a Brazzers logo.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She’s probably used to this

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I think you mean better.

7 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 0

*Champagne Showers start playing in the background*

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah ok I’ll get a towel

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bottle popped so hard it needed a cigarette afterwards.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol just ring her out, you'll get the wine. XD

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s Fantastic! LOL

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I keep meaning to ask, is this Molly Quinn, Nathan Dillion’s daughter on Castle?

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Fillion, goddammit

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Sadly no

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No it's some swedish model, forget her name ATM

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

ATM, just like the school above.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0