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We had a slight problem in our game - gates kept bouncing dead bodies into the air. We asked one of the programmers for help. It went like this:
'Hey, you know, we have this gate-corpse bounce problem. Could you fix it? Perhaps the gates could destroy the bodies instead?'
'Sure!' he answered.
Note to self: give programmers clear instructions.
ScoundrelPDX
And tell the developer what the problem is, not what you think the solution should be!
Rushluk
It's not a bug, it's a feature
franklyndez
I'm teaching myself to operate both characters at once! Fireboy and Watergirl 2 Unblocked is my favorite game at hudgames goldy games
IBuiltAFreakingArk
IT WORKS PERFECTLY
suddennr1
This game is already on my wishlist ^^ looking forward to playing it.
kylethenomad
Release date???
Eeeagleeeeeeeeee
Looks alot like StarCraft
5omeWhiteGuy
This is actually great. Would be a shame to get rid of such a feature
loneknight116
what game is this?
Zipbang
Really looking forward to getting this.
ChaoticAtomic
Is... is this like a factorio like game?
Howitmad
Sounds like some one watched the whale corpse clearing video
Seliven
Please tell me this will actually have co-op unlike stupid They Are Billions
ExorStudios
We plan to add coop after release
Shamelizard
I see no problem
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
What you thought, what you said, what they heard, what they understood
DeKetsendeRechter
Ads! Get your ads here! Top of the line ads!
4vie
I see no flaws! As long as you can't use gates to auto-kill mobs..... hey, you know what, include that function, but as an easter egg!
Scahrossar
Ooh, you're the X-Morph guys. Now I look forward to trying this game! :)
Safebox36
As a programmer, I know he's just gonna increase the bounce velocity instead.
BadBull
all the giblets
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
looks fun
MercEasy
Wife: could you get milk from the store, if they have eggs get three. Husband:* arrives with three milk Wife: WTH?! Husband: they had eggs
xxIchigoxx
Rag doll Physics are Best Physics - DS1,2,3 BB
HellfireJags
https://imgurinc.com/advertise Damn, a lot of you game devs have a lot of trouble finding this link. No worries!
gleely
While I agree too many game devs abuse imgur for free ads, this one doesn't seem as bad as the others that are blatant.
dkanesnark
To be fair, we like it when ppl say we CAN destroy things... soo...
ExorStudios
we like it too, we make lots of things flammable/breakable/smashable in our games :)
MrRobSteel
thatsbadmmkay
Visually satisfying. Dont you dare change it!
ExorStudios
I wish I could :P
Raw999999
I am going to ask like a dork! What’s the game? Available on Switch?
ExorStudios
The Riftbreaker, not available yet and unfortunately we do not plan on a Switch version at the moment :(
SevereInsanity79
Can't wait for this to drop. Been following it on steam.
Raw999999
Just watched the trailer. Looks really good. I am avid C&C original gamer. However, the idea of sitting down at a pc or turning on PS4
Raw999999
With three million updates put me off. I think this would suit handheld well. As well as the multiplayer aspect of bases.
jonfsk
This looks amazing. Def gonna get it!
waqaashussain88365
Looks good, seems like a good mix of base building and rpg, when is the release date?
TyJohnDotson
What game is this?
SniperFodder
Riftbreaker
CallsignFatNinja
Does exactly as instructed
Damndonkeys
Looks great to me
dakonsept
"If you see eggs, get 6"
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Delivered more than promised.
ExorStudios
but at what cost!
HornyPolice
Probably his payroll
GodsFoot
Blood, sweat, tears, and hot pockets
CallsignFatNinja
Only sanity
DigitalLight
If anything (post clean up) this will save you memory and gpu cycles. It removes unneeded renders of bodies
lukis97
Post cleanup it'll be great, i doubt making that many new meshes would meet the frame budget tho ;)
SillyGoat
Acceptable. I am willing to pay a few frames to watch corpses explode like fireworks.
Imhereforthelurking
And honestly looks damn pretty. Its goofy good fun; who doesn't love a good ludicrous gib?
Crazycujo
Seriously though, I'm missing what the issue is here. As far as I can tell that programmer did a knock out job of resolving the problem...
AgamemnonsMemes
In this context 'destroy' was probably 'delete' not 'turn into blood confetti'
persianBull
There is not problem. They post game ad, than upvote it, and u pay attention to game ad. Everything going to plan.
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
Probably a "lolz look what a crazy mess our crazy game is" post, fishing for someone to ask what it is so they can promote as if we (1)
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
don't already have enough BS advertisements. (2)
DildoRodeo
Fuck you're a miserable person
Vamp13
He could just write a sob story about how his indie studio worked on this game for 8 years from his dogs basement. And get 1st page 4 sure
loismustdie
Yeah, something something investors wanted microtrans and we told them to stuff it cuz we are rEaLl gamers.
Vamp13
And a bunch of people preordering. I doubt it's what u said.
ExorStudios
Some of us liked it too, but rating agencies might think it's too much :P
NiftyGoblin
make an option to explode into dust maybe?
Crazycujo
I am really excited for this game though. It looks like a blast to play!
SephReed
Coming from the Doom 1 era, your programmer deserves better and your company isn't good enough for him.
RackhamTheRed
Shooting those things to shreds is OK. Exploding bodies is bad. What????
PeterGregory
Ok but the gates throwing the bodies in the air sounds like a great feature, and this is alright but a downgrade, and despawning is 0/10
Kjasi
Well, whatever you choose to do to "fix" it, please leave this as an optional setting.
lycrius
So R-rating it is. We're fine with this.
TheHengeProphet
Set up a no-gore mode, like many games have?
UnhelpfulAnswers
Sooo back to bouncing dead bodies? That sounded fun too
IHuggedaCorgiToday
fucking PG
Havacado
Could you maybe leave this in for release as a gore filter option?
Nikarion
Wouldn't it be the same with the preexisting blood and gore from explosions? Don't see how an extra source of giblets can affect the score.
fredthebadger
The rating is basically "Show me the absolute worst your game can get". Halo 1 got M because the human NPCs left blood spatter.
FranxNBeans
Translation: To bloody can't sell in China.
HPCmonkey
Australia is pretty bad about this, too.
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
*Too
armagetz
Why? It looks like a Wuhan wet market
eidolonecho
They don't allow blood, skeletons, or zombies on the basis of encouraging superstition.
armagetz
Taking a tongue in cheek comment a little too seriously.
DigiT00l
I think the ESRB is worst when it comes to blood, PEGI swings wildly, and Japan is weird, not sure on Chibese boards
TheBestKindOfCorrect
China has particular laws about corpses, I think in relation to respecting the dead. Skeletons for example are a big no-no.
CelticCommando
Also don't mention anything that happened historically between 1899 and now that the party don't like
freeforallstuff
If it's about blood then Germany is also very picky.
WhatzitTooya
Only if it's humans.
ClassyReposts
Well, it was pretty hardcore in the 90ies. Main reason why I got really good at English. Then again, I'm unsure non-Germans have truly lived
ClassyReposts
if they didn't play the censored version of serious Sam where the blood was replaced with flowers...
THEcableguy
Just turn it green. Problem solved!
freeforallstuff
I remember that House of the Death setting.
Crazycujo
Oh, I see the issue now. I really hope you went back for him to change it and he instead replaced it with rainbows, unicorns and confetti.
Ironblitz
Did you see Diablo 3's whimsydale?
iputmymouthonit
I would love a confetti mode, it could be funny
Yellowchopsticks
Serious Sam had a confetti mode
MickScandalous
Ahh yes like Halos Grunt Party mode
ScarecrowSticks
Pyro Goggles
vkmi
Beat me to it