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I hope these make someone laugh :)
FP edit: thanks for the upvotes :)
Be kind to others and to yourself
howmanypeopleareonthisdamnwebsite
#21 is the wrong meme and it's bothering me
WhaaatDa
The tibetan fox...wait! Melania Trump is a tibetan fox
MilesTeg88
Made me lol ??? Much need today to thanks for sharing.
nobodygottimeforusernames
#1 this is how we get an "It's a Wonderful Life" flashback to being a primordial ooze swampfish tryna make a buck slangin crack
kymothy
Lies to the “defining text of millennials” I can’t keep a plant alive for shit
RatchetTheWusky
thats a pap sme- I probably dont want to know...
VeldWolf
Sock
Majajar
Wow I cry-laughed the whole time. Well done
heisenbergsaysrelax
Yay! I’ve been hoarding these for a while
Onlyhereforthelaughs
#1 https://youtu.be/OGmjmyk4nY0?t=26
cainofdreaming
#44 Yeah, that ain't worth it. Better make it 30 minutes.
JLaP01001
Turns out it’s a coup #4
gitchusum
I laughed. A lot. Thanks, cuz it was a shitty-ish day.
heisenbergsaysrelax
Yay!
3Davideo
#31 Those actually look like good brownies. They're clearly not one of those crazy people who try to *maximize* the amount of brownie edge.
PennySenorme
Dat quality dump though
UnhingedMongoose
That subtle Leo Dicaprio
sorryicameinyourhairhoney
The debate over #8 goes a long way back. A worthwhile 2 minutes of your time. https://youtu.be/prRtcQz8Uqk
soyboyslayer
Sock>brush teeth>shoe>shit>sock>eat>shoe>shower>put on belt and leave
plummetingtoearth
#11 I feel like accepting the wrong order is more social anxiety than introversion
FrolickingFrolicking
social anxiety is more like nervous about the confrontation/results. Introversion is weighing whether it’s worth the energy of INTERACTION
tracer0000
I would say this is just being shy. Not introversion. Social anxiety wouldnt stop me from getting what i ordered.
BlackTrashTiger
#1 Or be me, with my peculiarly twisted fantasy of education...
QueTeValga
#12 Where's the jumper cables?
pandro
I'm dumb, I thought some other kids beat him up and was very confused. Thanks for the clue.
FrolickingFrolicking
“PIZZA PARTY” can be switched out with any number of insulting useless bullshit worthless contemptible “morale-boosting” gestures
pizzaparty
Feeling really attacked rn... But I agree.
DrizztLink
#48 Who are you to question if the artist wants someone to gently cradle Danny DeVito?
GeorgeLever
#3 No, you'd prefer to passive aggressively hate on the opinion of nearly half your countrymen. Not saying they're right, 1/3
GeorgeLever
But they're allowed an opinion. I've seen a lot of hatred for a simple disagreement of principles lately. 2/3
GeorgeLever
A lot of people don't like the candidate they vote for, but vote for the party for lack of a better option for their political beliefs. 3/3
AlexisActually
You can have a different political belief on what to spend our tax dollars on. My right to exist in public is not a matter of politics.
AlexisActually
Fuck you for suggesting otherwise.
GeorgeLever
I didn't vote for EITHER OF THEM. I'm trying to point out that there's too much "FUCK YOU" and not enough discussion right now.
RetailCat
I go sock shoe sock shoe because my cat sheds everywhere and I don’t need his hair in my foot.
illegalacorn
what
anjeleyezjr
The thread snapped today.
BlackTrashTiger
DrScudworthPhd
Buckydid911
You good? Water and naps friend. Hope all is well
forallintensivepurposes
When a string breaks in half it becomes two strings. Double strength! Now you’re unstoppable.
wealthychef
String win every time
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
Shoe>Shoe>Sock>Sock
righthandofthelefthandofthedevil
orbitn
Fasten, Zip or Zip, Fasten?
YouGotAPurdyMeowth
You animal! You absolute monster! It's shoe>sock>sock>shoe. I'll fight anyone that says otherwise.
lancelittle15
Sock>sock>sandle>sandle
whatwhenwherewhyhowwho
Feet feet sock sock shoe shoe
3Davideo
Sock>Sock>Sock>Sock
MidnightTacoTruck
Sock>Sock>Sock>Sock>Sock
3Davideo
stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself
LaffertyDanie1
I hate you
BenjyX55
#8 Shoe>Sock>Shoe>Sock is acceptable only on wet locker room floors.
AndromedaBlade
you should have stopped after the word "only"
KirbyUOR
You put your shoes on before your socks? I prefer sock>shoe>sock>shoe
orbitn
Tuck and fold, or fold and tuck?
Sxualhrssmntpanda
Have you considered sock>shoe>sock>shoe? I find it cuts down on the washing of the socks.
MidnightTacoTruck
More like, step on top of shoe>dry other foot>wave with sock>sock>shoe>dry other foot>wave with sock>sock>shoes>pants
retsaoter
And the beach/pool
EvilDeadTed
It is vital in that scenario.
BaddyOneShoe
How do you get your socks over your shoes?
orbitn
You got to wet them first.
KirbyUOR
Username checks out
squreky
#8 I am that sociopath
DooganWang
This was a bit on "All In The Family."
TheRealPumpkinQueen
GET OUTTA HEEERRRREEE
cjorl
Me too!
AtmaDarkwolf
sock, then shoe so u don't have to put clean sock on possible dirty floor. Logic wins.
squreky
Exactly! Thank you!
squreky
I've got toddlers so you never know when you're going to step in some spilt juice or something
hcysnc
So is my boyfriend.
FilthyRapscallions
Were you ever like wtf are you doing?
hcysnc
The first time, yes. After that, I just let it go. There's no changing that man. He's a free sociopathic spirit.
msmanna
So... You sit while putting on your sock>shoe>sock>shoe, right?
sockshoesockshoe
No.
squreky
Yep
baileycaleb5
Me too, but only when putting on my work boots. Non work shoes get tied the day I buy them and never get untied so I can just slip them on.
ProphetofEntropy
a nice long stainless shoe horn was the best $10 i ever spent on amazon.
eggplant42
Uuuugh! Why are your shoes and socks in the same ROOM!?
squreky
They're not. I wake up, get ready, grab my socks, walk to the front door, put my socks and shoes on
ProphetofEntropy
same, I JUST PUT BOTH SOCKS ON FIRST, cause im sane and that proves it...
squreky
Well from my point of view I'm sane and y'all are the sociopaths!