HayleyBrooks
109318
1976
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Jan 16, 2018 12:55 AM
HayleyBrooks
109318
1976
70
Kliamovich
And wash it down with raw water.
secretoaster
sigh... Idiocy is a documentary.
HelloGround42
And yet I saw a man dab one today... I can only hope he died...
AWhiteYoshi
we have them, expensive as hell, but we have them.
Xenocide90
can someone tell me why they eat tide pods? Like does it get you high or?
Ryebread91
Have you seen the gushers commercials lately with the squid ink and hand soap? I'm just waiting for that to be a thing.
MDavidsonJutland
Thats just the US. You elected an orangutang. An actual orangutang would to a better job.
RiverBear
People took that drink bleach meme a bit too far!
bluegent
Despite humanity's best efforts to curb it, natural selection is somehow still a thing.
realmdweller
MRW I thought it was just a meme at first and then found out it is a reality.
RedArchon
Well, we survived the cinnamon challenge we can survive this
dunersrevenge
About as ridiculous as the idiots from my teen years drinking NyQuil to get drunk!
JiffyDealer
Stop making such a big deal about it and let them thin themselves out of the gene pool.
lwbell851337
Darwin awards nomination
Slaveblade
Amen. The more we try to fix idiots, they'll make a better idiot.
BatmanAndCradleRobin
This is a mis-attribution. I am willing to bet people did just as much stupid shit in 1998, just harder to broadcast how stupid you are.
armorhide406
2022 still a fucking plague on
idrinkcheapbeer
Try to even describe a tide pod to someone in 1998.
Shrimpsh
1998: What's a tide pod?..
meanMemes
Don't knock it until you've tried it
ItsMeKabbage
The College Humour Sketch sort of explains it
PeterMus
Flying cars are a bad idea. Idiots driving regular cars cause billions in damage. Imagine if we let them fly...
grilledcheesesandoj
1998 was 20 years ago...fuck
HeadlineNews
Stop telling them! I encourage eating the delectable, squishy, fruity bags of colorful death.
MakeCuntGreatAgain
And like 2 years ago similar idiots were drinking alcohol through their rectum. Some people do dumb things, why do we need to point out this
dogenuggets
15-20 years ago people were injecting alcoholic drinks straight into their veins, even things like cider and wine.
GandyDancer04
There was a "today I learned" on reddit yesterday about tide pods. Only 6 adults died from them since 2012 and they all had dementia.
heffalumpisbetterthannone
O good, a cure for dementia just in time for me.
GandyDancer04
Getting kind of tired of the narrative that we are all idiots eating tide pods. Not true at all.
GandyDancer04
https://www.consumerreports.org/laundry-cleaning/liquid-laundry-detergent-pods-pose-lethal-risk/
TehStoner
That doesn't mean only old people ate them, just that they were the only ones killed. I've seen some dumb fuck smoke one out of a dab rig.
cheezitzonrye
Uberdude100
To be fair, did we even have Tide pods back in '98?
JHawke
No, but we had "stick a fork in a power outlet" challanges. Morons have always existed.
ZepTheNooBVersionTwo
Let natural selection do it's thing.
OffensiveAndInsultingComments
Do you think eating a tide pod would really make you sick? I got sick, but I'm pretty sure it was from something else
dogenuggets
Yes, the fluid is alkaline as well as being full of chemicals you shouldn't eat. That means your stomach acid won't work.
KumAtMeBro
dogenuggets
Pretty crap joke if that was meant to be funny.
OffensiveAndInsultingComments
Thismuchistrue
I don't know who would be so stupid as to think they are edible, and at this point, I'm afraid to ask.
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
young children see the bright colors and squishiness as being like a teething ring
DrPanzerfaustus
I feel like this thing is pretty overblow.
ThatsWhatSheSed
carrot1sie
There is now 'the tide pod challenge' ....why tho?
myusernamebringsalltheboystotheyardandtheyrelikeitstoodamnlong
No. That is not a real thing that people are doing. It’s just a self righteous circle jerk
whatupmyknitters
seriously. they don't even look that good. obviously cascade pods are what we should be eating.
Thismuchistrue
sinbios
The only cases have been little kids and the elderly suffering from dementia. Little kids will eat anything, we were told not to drink acid.
ChawkoMilk
unless its the good kind
ATalkingMushroom
I've seen at least -3 videos of teenagers doing it to cool cool.
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
But it looks like Powerade....
sinbios
I mean, that was actually the reason why they had to tell us. It was on the news that some little kid thought it was soda and chugged it.
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Yeah, warning labels make sense for little kids, but if ur old enough to be on the internet and still dumb enough to eat a tide pod, u 1
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Deserve whatever's coming.
Chereazi
well, we don't HAVE to...
EveTheCookie
I'm not going to
SirReginaldXII
It'll probably speed up the process of getting to flying cars if the gene pool was... well trimmed down
bbnestea
It would clean up our problem if we didn’t.
SailorBOB
RegularRandy
Perhaps we should just let natural selection take its course
idriveajunkerplymouth
That shit won't kill ya, it'll make you sick and when you go to the hospital some doctors is legally required to help him, take up his time.
clevagirl
Yes! Just remove some warning labels and let it run its course.
MonikaRuchniak
Thank you!!! I was gonna say that lol
clevagirl
Great minds!
whatevermanishowedup
I don't think we should. If a tide pod takes your life you weren't going to contribute anything anyways. No positive life leads you there.
revalashun
Or, here me out, kids do what they see. Lets give some warnings?
76Tromboners
Keeps them from procreating too
Babbsykun1337
Natural selection needs to be law
Z123Ruckus
Hit my thoughts right on the money.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
You underestimate the human resilience.
whatevermanishowedup
10 people have already died so that argument is out the window now.
GodEmperor0fMankind
If you're 19 y/o and you eat a tide pod, maybe it's for the best. We're probably not losing the cure to cancer with you.
mist0rX
...what if it turned out that eating tide pods actually cures cancer? :thinking_emoji:
TheGriffin
It's a conspiracy!
GodEmperor0fMankind
Oh it cures cancer alright. Societal cancer.
Hammsammiches
Watched a video of a guy smoking a tide pods like a dab...
TemetNosce000
Someone just showed me that. Then he eats it
whatevermanishowedup
The worst part ofthe video is the multiple attempts by the dabber to make the smoking smooth. Obviously it isn't. Which perpetuats interest.
Rinsl0r
I see the tide pod thing going a few ways, here are two, 1: Tide stops making the pods and recalls all of them. 1/2
Rinsl0r
2: Tide continues to sell the pods because it's not their fault that some are too stupid not to ingest things that would kill them.