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IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
I'm a 6'4 guy and love me some tall women
the12thletter
Call me when there's a hashtag celebrating #shortguys.
FreshWater13
I'm 5'10" and I'm the tallest woman I know :(
Lonestar8808
Statistically, short women live longer than tall women .
WushuDeathKICK
6'5". I want my kid to be shorter so he doesn't grow up to have joint problems. Because my knees, and shoulders are fucked!
aureliusflavius
Their insecurities are showing.
Broadway2
What is the last one from?
bhaail
Show called mistress I guess
F00tballGuy
Snu snu
CosmicMetal
JohntheF
I don't like tall girls whenver they tell me they need a guy that is taller. fucking double standards #sizematters?
SometimesISayDumbShit
/r/tallgonewild you're welcome
KillingTheJoke6
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Ca53y
6' or better
SevenLeagueBoots
You are statistically more likely to get cancer simply because there is physically more of you.
mustlovedoggos
sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
AgamemnonsMemes
This is a fetish for like at least 40% of the population.
Theguybehindthecurtain
Ooh. Someone has a fetish for me? (6'5").
sergeantapone
6'4" here - I love walking next to a tall girl in heels and feeling like a couple of giants
Textuality
I'm 6'2" in heels. :)
hicccup
I love wearing heels and running into other tall people in the bar. You can walk in and instantly spot each other. haha
sergeantapone
Plus you don't have to hunch over to listen to a conversation :)
ILoveTomHiddleston
We need a #tinygirlstwitter cause i am tiny and have enough room in your arms. I would also steal your man, but mine is awsome, so no.
princeaizen
I love tall girls but I also love short girls
crayon98
I'm average height, what about me :(
princeaizen
you aight
crayon98
thank u prince
Varimothras
Sorry, extremes only.
procrastinatingagain
My daughter is about 5' 9 and has trouble getting clothes long enough.
jazzmanati
I've never had an issue like this. Try using tailoring services more. It's more expesive but the close last longer
procrastinatingagain
I can't imagine how these women buy clothes.
Scrubbeh
I'm a 6'3" male and have the same problem, i haven't seen a place that does long trousers.
dirtcreature
Banana republic Tall. Only online.
ArandomDane
really?! I am 6'7'' and stile to short for the 'big and tall' stores. Guess it depend on where you live.
happygamermyass
Tall people is nice, I like tall people. I'm a short piece of shit.
NivalisAngelus
That's okay I'm sure you're adorable.
happygamermyass
Im pocket sized!
NivalisAngelus
So it's not just a banana in your pocket, you are happy to see me.
happygamermyass
Always happy to see you! :D
WorkingOnArrival
I just wish I was tall........er :(
eddienash2000
I wish I was a ball........er :(
MarioBoon
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
I wish I was a call.........er :(
Emilianne
I wish i had a doll.......ar for every pun in this thread
XanCrews
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six-four impal........a :(
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
Fuck these stuck up bitches
redwhale335
hahaha. Yeah, man don't you hate it when women are confident? Get out of here.
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
No man, confidence is different than "being stuck up".
redwhale335
Right. Because one of them is real. :)
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
False confidence can be used as a defense to hide underlying insecurity.
noprobllama
I just wish my legs were longer. Too much torso
FullMetalBitch
All my height is in my legs I've got a stubby torso=not much curve.
d3vilsavocado
Same. I have such stubby legs, all my height is in my torso.
bitshiffed
Tall People ???? Arrogant People ????
MooMooLazyRiver
Tall women/girls have been getting shit forever. Now are secure in their height and wish to share that with other tall people.
ZebraCockSandwich
I really dont see why this is a good excuse. I am short, I was teased and made fun of all my life for being short, I STILL get teased...
ZebraCockSandwich
but I dont act like an ass and join a group with other short people to talk about how superior it is. a lot of these girls are NOT secure-
ZebraCockSandwich
they are pretending to be secure by demeaning others. Some of them were nice, like intimidating height girl, but many were downright rude.
MooMooLazyRiver
Many? Which ones were 'downright rude'? And to whom are they being rude?
Zachakx
So instead of just being content, now they get to be asses about it?
MooMooLazyRiver
Most of these were not them being asses to any certain person. Simmer down now ya hear.
MooMooLazyRiver
Lol at all the down-votes. Would be a bit more productive to leave a comment on which of the posts were being asses.
patattack
It's called being assertive. They haven't STOPPED getting shit from dudes, so they're standing up for themselves.
VikingSpaceship
Fuck yourself, you are assholes.
Zachakx
Assertive =/= belittling. (No pun intended)
LegitimacyProject
But I like tall chicks....
bitshiffed
That's great. Most of these images are great; but a couple go out of their way to put other people down (that don't have much lower to go).
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
I'm tall and I'd like to think I'm above all that
NivalisAngelus
Among many other things cause dang..
WillDownvoteForDrinks
Come to the Netherlands. Tallest people in the world on average, you won't stick out here.
hicccup
Added to bucket list... SO excited to not be greeted with "omg how tall are you though..."
ERJockey
Born a Nederlander, 6'3"
Unicorlove
Yeah... I'm 162 cm (5' 4") and Dutch... I feel like a midget here... Luckily, most of my friends are midgets as well. :)
picstealer
The VERY average Dutchman is now 183cm (6ft) tall, how boring
picstealer
the average Latvian woman reaches 170cm (5ft 7in). NOT boring
scrotumflee
Do you have to be so condecending though
jillton
TIL, confidence and embracing your body = condescending
skelitor120
TIL "confidence" is "I am better than you in every way and ill destroy your relationships"
ZebraCockSandwich
yeah at first I was thinking "oh a tall girl post that has girls being confident about their ..." then it turned out the be the same ol shit
Lulabel73
Well they do look down in people.
bananaeatingcunts
Well...they can't really con-ascend...
FloodingWaters
ok, just for that, no punananas for you, cunt.
cheezmuncha
As a 6ft gal myself... I have nothing but insecurities. I don't wear heels, and I don't give a damn about the height of any guy either.
skelitor120
They're masking insecurities.
patattack
No, they're responding to men who project THEIR insecurities about being shorter than a girl. Tall girls get a lot of crap from dudes.
skelitor120
itsajokeontheinternet
pokos33
Short guys get crap from everyone. Still doesn't justify being a dipshit.
HarryHamwallet
preach nigga
thedeafbarista
Being tall is not fun when you get big feet as well.
NivalisAngelus
Yes. Shoes. Why. I just want cute shoes dammit. (Also hosiery doesn't fit as good in my experience)
thedeafbarista
Nope. Nope and nope. :(
Nulledge
Ok I have to know, are you actually a Deaf Barista? How does that work?
thedeafbarista
Lol imgur is fascinated by my username. Yes I am. I manage a coffee shop and lip read as well as wear hearing aids.
Nulledge
Thanks! Went to RIT and one of the barista there was deaf (best Limeades!), but when half the kids are deaf I'd imagine that's easier.
thedeafbarista
Well that depends. I never learnt much signing so I fee I belong in the hearing community. Being around deaf people can be very isolating
Nulledge
Interesting. I had a deaf partner in CS, I thought convs would be difficult, but we used IM the whole time anyway so it didn't even matter.
ZebraCockSandwich
as a rather short person, yes that sounds especially frustrating.
Fishb20
yeah, but my shoes are tiny and so i have to get childrens shoes
ZebraCockSandwich
haha, i have a similar issue. I wear a 6 so stores almost NEVER have my size in stock, but i can fit into a kids 4 if i want cool shoes.
Fishb20
hey, say what you will about those NORMIES but us short guys get to have light up shoes
ZebraCockSandwich
see thats been my plan for a few years. but i need GREEN light up shoes. i've seen kids with them, but i've never found them in stores!
Vydrach
Since when is 5' 10" considered excessively tall?
wombatwobble
i am 5 10, i have been described as the short chubby guy by customers am fat but not short goddam
chocomallow
Wearing baggy clothing especially pants will make you appear shorter. Also if clothes visually divide you in half same effect.
chocomallow
There's styles short people avoid, but taller people won't think about because it's a non-issue in their mind. Just reassess your wardrobe.
William370
Since it make you taller than 60% of men and 95% of women
hicccup
I'm 5'10, and am taller then the majority of people I meet. Apparently my friends are all midgets.
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
I'm 5'7, guys think I'm "tall" when I'm eye level with most of them.
skittlesFan
The average height for men is like 5'9" in USA and average for women is about 5'5"
utilityplayer
you guys short
wolfenstien98
Well I'm 6'6"(198cm), so not all of us.
Schmedes
utilityplayer
6ft :p
Schmedes
I know your gf tells you that 3 inches is a lot, but it's not.
Misora
Yeah I was shocked that at 5'7 I'm statistically tall. I always think of myself as short. So why do I have to hem average jeans?! Grrr
FullMetalBitch
I'm 5'7" too but always considered myself average but I don't have to hem. I've got long ass legs but a short torso maybe you're opposite?
jrhawk42
Why can't I find these tall girls?!?!? Every tall girl I meet looks like Dra'nakyeuk destroyer of worlds.
Worble
One of those situations I wish I could upvote multiple times. Great reference.
SilverKytten
My sister is over 6ft and I think she's pretty gorgeous, but that explains why she's married. :P
vlpplpryguy
Come to georgia tech...
MasterKiwi
There is a serious lack of tall girls in Sweden.
HornyApeTesticles
6'3" lad from Norway here. I have met a lot of beautiful tall girls, so they do exist in my country at least.
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exguerrero
Every single time. I simply have to laugh every single time.
CrazyCatLad
Classic. Still makes me smirk. Then I'm scared that my village will be stomped.
bigsoos
ImitableAnimal
We're here!
greenbottle22
I'm 5'9
DividedByZir0
High five me too
greenbottle22
Awesome!
MNightSlampoetry
Well done, taking the time to spell it right. Always upvote attention to detail.
Jakeery
Primaltiguere
Literally everyone does. Can we start being more careful with this gif?
Worble
'Literally everyone does'... can we start being more careful with the use of the word 'literally'
MeikyouShisui
Classic Schmosby.
Primaltiguere
You didnt downvote me so you do kinda agree.
Kuckles30
Come to Holland.
Dekker3D
Country of tall fuckers. Source: am tall fucker.
mormacil
Rest of the Netherlands works fine too.
Kuckles30
True. I meant the more common international use of Holland to mean the Netherlands as a whole. But i get the point ????
mormacil
Well Holland includes both Leiden and Amsterdam which have a high percentage of young single women :P
CheckYourWifiFriend
They what? I am moving now just give me a minute.
TheDalaiAlpaca
Hahahahaha
Zuranii
Not all of us look like that :p (6'2 girl here)
1metalnation
6'4 guy here, how you doin?
Iateyourhomework
Second that, we're in plain sight.
DaisukeAramaki
Well, yes, by definition :P
BeringerRD
And of course there is the jab at short guys. We will never get respect. Or reach the top shelf...or ride on the roller coasters dammit!
Yunalescaguado
Short men are disgusting. I love them.
DeadliestBigfoot
Kevin Hart got you, bro. He's your champion!
BeringerRD
Damn you people are great. Never felt so good about being a short guy lol.
DuggFunnie
I don't get the "get a taller child" comment on that gif. Like, the mom was being rude so lanklet takes it all out on the kid?
fireeternal
If you're short you're a ninja, never forget that.
viila
5'2" guy here. We don't ever hit our heads either, so swings and roundabouts...
Whitetiger7654
Race cars and super cars are designed for us. Enough said.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Dude, just build your own top shelf with all the power tools you have. Build some stilts while you're at it.
ButterMyButtAndCallMeBiscuit
That's okay, their shortened lifespan will be full of chronic knee and back pain.
StuntManPat
You can sleep comfortably on couches and any type of bed.
agermanguy
As a tall person , i am not allowed on most rollercosters too.
alicefreak47
I rarely hit my head on shit.
speekk
Short males are like disabled people you're allowed to mock. Ain't no one fine with having a short son.
VikingSpaceship
Except we are better than you.
RoxanneLaWin
Tall women got shit for being so long until we got together and fucking owned it. Own it.
harrykiri
I have never heard a tall woman get shit for being tall
RoxanneLaWin
Have you 'been' a tall woman for 36yrs? I probably have a little more experience.
ZebraCockSandwich
some tall girls get teased for it, and turned down by men because they are taller than them. I'm short so i had different issues.
speekk
But the girl being too tall for the guy is considered a failure on the guy's part. In the gif up there, the guy feels shame/embarrassment.
ZebraCockSandwich
thats because of how shes treating him. she is purposefully embarrassing him. has nothing to do with anything but HER treatment of him.
ZebraCockSandwich
but its really all the same issues we all face for being anything outside of the average.
harrykiri
cool name btw and yh everyone gets shit over something.
arek314
You live longer, less likely to get cancer, smaller target, better fighter pilot, better in cold climate...Also gets picked first by wizards
simmerbrentley
Not to mention it's easier to look built when body building. Less vertical height equals less effort/space to fill out.
IUseThisToFavoriteAssnTitties
Pretty sure the "better in cold climates" part is wrong. As you get larger your surface area to volume ratio decreases=conserves body heat
VikingSpaceship
Ah, no.
IUseThisToFavoriteAssnTitties
Well then Bergmann's rule is wrong too I guess. http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Bergmann's_rule
IUseThisToFavoriteAssnTitties
I did some cursory searching, and it looks like you're right, my bad. But I do take issue with the science, it doesn't seem the studies (1)
IUseThisToFavoriteAssnTitties
Take into account body mass relative to height, which could change results significantly
CanadasOnlyBlackGuy
You can race motorcycles for a god damned living! Don't complain
gamlingcs
Can also crash them too! only took twice before I realized I wasn't a good rider.
BlondieSayWhat
You can also be a jockey in horse racing.
skittlesFan
But short guys are especially good for cuddling and hide and seek. Two qualities which I enjoy.
IAlwaysUpvoteSunsets
We are indeed excellent at both.
BeringerRD
Lol true. I work in fire rescue and anytime someone needs to get in a confined space my name is first to be called. I'm 5'6". Not that short
BlondieSayWhat
Oh there's plenty of girls out there to call you tall. 5'3" here
TristonCarter
5'6" is kinda short. Isn't the average height for males like 5'8" now?
gamlingcs
US avg is 5'9" I'm pretty sure. If I grew my jewfro back out I could hit an easy 5'10" again.
Fishb20
you stfu average height is 5'2" and no one is going to convince me otherwise
BeringerRD
Honestly not sure. I'm often told average is 5'6" but doesn't feel that way to me. I'm also Italian and one of the taller ones in my family.
MezyMinzy
Find a good woman, she wont care. I'm 5'9, my boyfriend is 5'5. Out of all the things that should matter in a relationship, height is 1/
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
Been looking, easier said than done; being short seems to be the worst thing a guy can be.
MezyMinzy
near the very bottom of that list. Personality means so much more (or at least... it should to any reasonable person)
Isa1630
Very true! I’m taller than my husband and neither of us care.
mizcs
tbh some of them seem like huge cunts
bodyorphanage
You seem super quick to be judgmental :-)
mizcs
well you seem like a massive asshole! (joke)
DataBender
Most.
CherryEmpress
I think they're mostly kidding around. It's just a way of trying to own the tallness, it's a serious bummer to be a tall girl as a teen.
Schmedes
Yeah, who wants tall girls on their volleyball or basketball teams? Oh wait.
CherryEmpress
Being wanted on sports teams doesn't really make up for being totally unwanted otherwise, when you're a teenage girl.
Schmedes
The tall and pretty girls in my HS almost always had boyfriends so it doesn't seem to be the height thing.
skittlesFan
As a 5'10" tall girl, I was made fun of a lot in school and I've seen it do damage to some girls, so seeing them embrace it is a nice change
Textuality
I'm 5'11" (as is my sister). We got the occasional comment in school (mostly because tall Asian girls are fairly rare), but that's it. :)
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Huh ... I thought 5'10" was pretty tall, but that's only 3cm more than me.
mizcs
i apologize for that, but that's not an excuse for them to be assholes
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
I've gone through the dump three times now and apart from the last gif, I don't see what you're talking about.
skittlesFan
Like one was being an asshole (pretty sure it was from something) and another was obviously playing around with her man.
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
I always thought that was weird, seeing as how EVERY SUPERMODEL is at least 5'9".
ZebraCockSandwich
as a short girl i was made fun of all my life, mostly by tall girls, but I don't have this 'short is better i'll steal your man' complex...
ZebraCockSandwich
I'd like to see people of uncommon height be happy with themselves without needing to put others down or act like they are superior for it.
lesteros
Im 6' 5" so they are "not short girls" to me
Spoffles
*I'm
lesteros
stupid habit of ignoring most of punctuation that I got from most group chats to save on time (on account of me being filthy foreigner)
BaldurDash
6'4" chiming in, and damn are these Amazonians gorgeous.
ScrotuclesTheBallbearian
You need to trim down. 100 years ago you would frighten everyone.
lesteros
I keep hitting my head when Im at my grandmas place. But I could throw my girlfriend if I wanted to.
Germankipp
6'6" 198 here, they are less neck craning for me too ;p
mammothfart
Thats a long Penis!
Theguybehindthecurtain
6'5" as well. There are dozens of us.
lesteros
one of us, one of us, we accept you, we accept you
ShawnS4362
I've noticed that when asked for a description of someone it almost also contains "short" in it.
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
5'6" here, our leagues are as far apart as our heads are.
greengiant89
6'6 here
Senguie
6'3" here I mean I know what you mean as dude to dude
yobego
6'7" here. That is exactly how I feel.
sexuallyadventuroushaberdasher
I was thinking this exact thing
boopyboops
6'9" And everyone is small =I
MeganEulene
5'5" is such a boring height. Too tall to be a "cute short girl" to short to be a "tall baddie"
lesteros
or someone might say its not short but still can wear heels, just perfect
JohnFloorwalker
6'1" & most wouldbe eye level at best.
ireallywantababyrabbit
I'm 5'2" everyone always compares hands to mine coz they are so tiny
AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop
Ifavouriteanimalgifs
I dated a guy that was 6'6" and I'm 5'2". The height difference was hilarious.
Nedji
How did that ... work? Asking for a friend.
Ifavouriteanimalgifs
Sex? Because that was surprisingly easy. It was the hugging and kisses that made it difficult.
lesteros
my girlfriend is 5'. Its actually better in.. uh.. some situations.
ProfessionalJalapenoWrangler
Do tell
lesteros
I can reach for a kiss in almost any position just because Im big enough compared to her
lesteros
My girlfriend is 5', shes a cutie but feisty and territorial. She once hooked a dude. Like slowmo boxing movie hooked. I love her.
lesteros
My girlfriend is 5', shes a cutie but feisty and territorial. She once hooked a dude. Like slowmo boxing movie hooked. I love her.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
5' 8" here saying "fuck you" with a megaphone so you can here me from all the way down at the floor
bthighlander
I'm 5'8" and I don't consider myself short by any means.
ZZhillTopper
Depends on where you live. You are taller than world average but average height is much shorter in some countries.
CallMeAvatar
5'3 Saying "fuck you both" :D
DarkStratos
5'6" here, trying to not be seen as your friends 15 year old brother.
LeeeB
Average 5'7 - don't mind me
BlackTwitterRep
6'8" here... but that's two measurements....
ImaTallAssDude
6'9" here. what?
FullCrimsonic
WE SAID FUCK YOU! +1
boopyboops
Finally someone with a proper height :D
ImaTallAssDude
omg youre 6'9" too?!
boopyboops
Yup, I'm happy that I finally met, not exactly met but something xd other huge person :D
PenisOfDeath
Also 5' 8", let's start an uprising
NeverDunNuffin
minipancho94
5'4", ill get his kneecaps!
FullCrimsonic
Go for the takedown and mount.
NeverDunNuffin
mortalfolly
5'11" here just trying to be friends with everyone
backstabbr1001
6'0" just trying to sit in a corner and waot for the world to end.
CynicalDeino
6'1" saying friends are good.
shamallamadingdongg
5'10" here just trying to be friend with everyone and secretly despising everyone taller than me and thankful for having double digit inches
WallpaperProblems
How can you be 5 meters and 10 centimeters tall, anyone speak Metric here?
shamallamadingdongg
i hate you +1
Tookawaiitolivebuttoosugoitodie
4' 10" here. And I'm a man.
crushingbore
TheGreatAku
The only men I know that are that short are either eastern Europeans or incredibly Asian
Tookawaiitolivebuttoosugoitodie
I am Scandinavian.
TimTheEnchanter01
Are you a man or a preteen?
Tookawaiitolivebuttoosugoitodie
Fully grown, I'm afraid.
IIIIlllllIIIIlllIIIlIIllIlIlIlIlIIIIlll
Who are you Danny Devito?
Tookawaiitolivebuttoosugoitodie
If only...
IMSUgrad
Technically, you're a dwarf http://www.lpaonline.org/faq-#Definition
Tookawaiitolivebuttoosugoitodie
I'm not diagnosed with dwarfism, but if I grow a mean beard I'm sure I could look convincing.
TinyMexicanJew
I am the same height and am legally a woman. Be my friend?
Perkeleenretku
Awww
Tookawaiitolivebuttoosugoitodie
I'm super manly, I promise.
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
I need to ask what you mean by legally a woman
Unibu
Illegally man?
TinyMexicanJew
I'm freshly 18
Tookawaiitolivebuttoosugoitodie
Sure. Hi, new friend.
darkwyverna
5'1" and there's a reason short girls date tall guys. Better for your knees.
lesteros
while most people are short to me I never understood whats the big deal with this old 'guys be taller' trope. It was never a factor to me
darkwyverna
At my height few guys are shorter than me, so it's not an issue. Though there are benefits to drastic diffrences in height. Also drawbacks.
EvoVGt
6'7" here high five
Schulpy
6'7" here aswell *high fives in tallness*
lesteros
the highest of fives
BlondieSayWhat
I can't reach that high... 5'3"
EvoVGt
I'll lift you up too Highfive us
BlondieSayWhat
Fuck yeah teamwork
Bastoid
6'8" here, hope I can still get in on the high fives.
UngratefulNoob
How do you people survive. I'm 6'2" and I find lack of legroom to be annoying in a lot of places.
Stakhouz
Trying be 6'7" and working on a submarine
BasicHuman
I'm 6'6 can we do one of those jumping group high fives and slam our heads on the ceiling
FullCrimsonic
Good. Fuck you cunts. +1
Emilianne
5'3 here, i can't reach
NivalisAngelus
You can sit on ny shoulders.