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Mar 7, 2016 5:46 AM
MaverickRick
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mousemarie94
*IN MODERATION
USAFslacker
In moderation. That is why I named my mancave "moderation".
seamuspip
Gave me pancreatitis...but thats none of my business.
BlumkinSpiceLatte
Who even needs food?
bntli
nobody. alcohol has calories
Seven25
Wow these are broadly inaccurate statements to make.
BlendedAnarchy
Am I the only one that realises that water is used to make these?
SpiffiestJester
Am I the first to point out that these drinks are made from water at some point?
samueldevaz
Yup +1
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
Also, alcohol dehydrates your body, thus increasing your need to drink water.
SpiffiestJester
Lol.. so take that op!
dude1990
Causes pregnancy. (Unplanned)
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
This is wyh I hav eone of each befoer work ervey day,
Thackerzod
You forgot makes your clothes dissappear for tequila...
johnnykilobit
I must be the smartest, healthiest, longest living fucker on the planet then.
futureman3000
If I mix all these together in one drink, I'll become Superman!
Zatheron
10 good reasons to avoid water. That stuff makes other stuff rust
SniggleJake
"aids in weight loss"...
MoodyOfNorway
Yeah, Vodka is INSANELY high in calories(well, at least in relation to y'know taste and all) so now I don't drink much any more :-(
ExplodoJones
Alcohol is stupidly caloric. Only way this aids in weight loss is if you replace meals with booze.
imooforyou
Yeah, more like "Instead of drinking beer, drink this, less calories". It doesn't make you lose any weight.
minabear
They missed "makes you dance better" as one of the benefits.
iEatTheCat
Now show the bad effects of these lol
endlessblack
+ makes you happy!
DefinitelyNotAnAnt
-destroys lives
danteismycat
http://www.breastcancer.org/risk/factors/alcohol
secretoaster
Dying also aide in weight loss. FYI. But as someone who's absolutely hammered right now, I love this!
IfIEverRepostThenCastrateMeWithADullButterKnifeSlowly
I refuse to label myself an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics are abusive, drunks are fun.
0xBAADF00D
Tequila:
0xBAADF00D
Makes you happy
rhapsodyinblah
Makes you want to sing
Flathead666
I'm opening a bar called "The Doctor's Office" based on this.
Alenazsa
There's one called "The Pharmacy" where I live.
myhappyanonplace
That actually sounds like a hit
bugsybrown
I'll take two drams up the pooper pls
Sairvous
Thats actually pretty creative. I would totally go into a bar named that lol
acookedgooseforeveryone
We have a local pub that is right next to the hospital called "the doctors orders", as far as I know it's doing pretty well!
AWizardOfLoneliness
"Grandpa's Medicine Cabinet"
HorseBot3000
I always wanted to create a bard called "Resolutions" where for the first month and a half of the year it was a gym, then it became a bar.
frattolo
we should open a bar! but let's call it "puzzles"
Alenazsa
There's one called "The Pharmacy" where I live.
gandlafsbears
Slutty nurses pls
Sairvous
Genius!
mmmpoundcake
1. Will the servers be nurses? 2. Can i have a job?
Flathead666
Willing to wear a sexy nurse outfit instead of scrubs?
mmmpoundcake
I have a price for everything. What's the pay?
Flathead666
Above the regular $2.13 servers normally get.
mmmpoundcake
I'm a ginger with a large chest and I'm working on my masters... gunna have to do better than that, bub.
HipsterNigga23
I'd like to apply to be a pharmacist please.
Akkad47
Don't you mean "Barmacist"?...... Ok I'll see myself out
halfbakedsnail
You deserve more points.
Flathead666
That's what the bartender will be called.
AgamemnonsMemes
Apparently you can live on beer and potato.
eggmuffin
Beer and aquavit, then?
Deebo530
Who knew wine stops the aging process?
LettermanAirsoft
I'm genuinely not sure if this I'd real or not
LettermanAirsoft
Is real not I'd real
GermanIrishEngineering
That's why I've gained weight since college. I don't drink nearly as much whiskey as I used to.
ggachi
"Contains a number of medical ingredients". Seems legit.
adogsopinion
That number is 1... 1 "medical" ingredient
millerha
"Prevents Malaria" Maybe the Tonic water that gin is commonly mixed with.
Neijya
And even then, the quantity of quinine in today's tonic is probably a bit low for that
ThePastySmasher23
Zero's still a number.
darthj3d
Just like that tomato sauce with "spices"
crashmcleroy
Probably referencing the various botanicals in Gin which can widely vary (with the exception of always containing juniper) by brand
insegrevious
So do the cures at whole foods.
insegrevious
That's a lie, they don't.
c0diferous
Can someone explain how tequila prevents diabetes? I'm type 1 and hoping drowning myself in tequila over spring break will help
JayEnfield
This post encourages a steady diet of bullshit, which is low in sugar.
c0diferous
I'm cured!
LemonFanta
Gin doesn't prevent Malaria. The tonic that was put in it ages ago did, because it had high levels of quainine. This isn't the case anymore.
writeerrightoff
But you need to drink a very high amount of today's tonic, in order to "prevent malaria"
LemonFanta
S'what I said.
winnigin
Saw that, couldn't trust the list after that
LemonFanta
But there is so much about the list that is wrong / misleading! Just drink if you wanna drink
purplelama
Tonic still had quinine in it.
wofulunicycle
The expensive kind does! Fever Tree for example.
purplelama
I bought a 2 liter bottle of the cheapest I could find at Safeway a couple days ago and it had it. Cost about a dollar
LemonFanta
Yes. But not HIGH levels of it. You have to consume an ass ton for it to help prevent Malaria, and even then. Doubtful
purplelama
Ohh, that makes sense, I don't know anything about how much it takes.