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I pulled into the garage after driving home from work and began answering work emails and some texts. I looked over and saw my wife break down crying in the doorway to the house. I then realized I had the car still running and the garage door shut. It didn't help that I was listening the song Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls at full blast.
shbecky93
"work emails" you say when in reality you were on here typing "please kill me, Pete"
NESwasBest
I don't get the .gif's relation
anonymous03
Damn dude, be careful next time
spale
MediaMuerte
You'd be listening to Hurt, doesn't matter which version.
sadbbqday
sublime gif choice.
Ginkgopsida
Call 1-800-273-8255 for the suicide prevention lifeline
CarllJohnson
I thought your wife thinks she caught you trying to commit suicide because you were listening to Rebecca Black - Friday
BigHairySandwich
wrong song m8
TaraKelly
Is the braces gift from Rebecca Black vid?
DarthAidan
GOO GOO DOLLS. BUFFALO REPRESENT
AskBobLoblaw
She didn't even come over to check?
ShihtzuOwner
She checked on the dogs to make sure they had food first while I opened the garage door to fan out all the death
Carrickin
You're saying she saw you in the act of killing yourself (she thought), and instead of stopping it, she went and fed the dogs? What?
euchrewhale
She'll believe you if you survive the winter, I guess.
ShihtzuOwner
CongratsYouAreHereNow
just explain to her "if i was going to kill myself, why would i have gone to work today?" then show her the email sent times and a dick pic
TheSourceChode
NoLoSeRickPareceFalso
realbrickwall
When did they make a live action Beavis & Butthead?
realmdweller
Well that's the first Money Pit gif I've seen.
iuseheadphones
Lucky she caught you. You would be 4 emails in and you would be falling asleep.
MrWOOTWOOT
LMFAO This is too funny. was your car a hybrid?
ShihtzuOwner
Ford Escape 07
matyles
Most cars now a day don't produce what is needed to kill you doing that
SidneyHarbor
It's less than it used to be, but even a brand new car will put out enough to set off a CO detector in a garage in about 15 seconds.
Kitastrophe
...Exhaust?
n0n53n53
A guy on Oregon dies the other day while sleeping in his running car. Snow built up and the fumes killed him
drdavessardogs
Not the fumes, the Taco Bell Beefy Burrito Flatulence.
SidneyHarbor
It's less than it used to be, but even a brand new car will put out enough to set off a CO detector in a garage in about 15 seconds.
Vcinasia
AND I DUN WAN DA WOLLL TO SEAAAAMMEEE. CAS I DUNNO TINKE DAT DEY UNDASTANNNN. ERRRYTHING MENTA BE BROKEN I JUS WANT U TO KNO WHO I AM
lurkvoter
This is beautiful
Svantelicious
AND I'D GIV UP FOREVA TO TOUCH U! CAS I KNO DAT U FEEL MI SUMHOW U'RE THE CLOSEST TO HEVEN DAT I'LL EVR B AND I DUN WAN TO GO HOME RITE NAOW
chbarts
That was a huge song. It was the feature song in the soundtrack of a major motion picture: City of Angels.
Texantioch
along with Alanis Morrisette's Uninvited!
chbarts
I almost forgot about that!
xboobookittiex86
TomatoPepper
thanks, i didn't know the Goo Goo Dolls
UrDumb
you just wanted to use this gif. dont lie
mostlyfrank
Bro she loves you very much. But why did she imagine you killing yourself. She must be so confused!
J0NY5
It's very difficult to commit suicide this way these days because of catalytic converters. http://imgur.com/2BwIFZI
TaterLord
What does the car running with the garage door shut do
Royppeliini
Smell bad.
SidneyHarbor
CO is odorless, which is part of why it is so dangerous. It's the #1 accidental poisoning cause in the developed world.
akalien
Knew a guy who killed himself this way, father of 3. it sucked. first time I broke down and cried in a long time
deadeyesatan
Kills you. Carbon Monoxide poisoning.
acuteavocado7
mustard gas
rdv836
Carbon monoxide poisoning
ShihtzuOwner
Kill you after a while
SidneyHarbor
Very quickly. http://www.health24.com/Lifestyle/Environmental-health/Environmental-disasters/Carbon-monoxide-kills-in-minutes-20120721
SomeCrazyNerd
I think modern cars are probably safer on this aspect
GreatTombOfNazarick
Don't modern catalytic converters prevent this now?
MedicSailor
That says something about your wives perspective of you and your life. Why would she think you had any reason to kill yourself?
ShihtzuOwner
The Lions are leading the NFC North
BigAZNMan
AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME!
mrdanman9
'CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'D UNDERSTAND
BigAZNMan
WHEN EVERYTHING'S MEANT TO BE BROKEN
Onlyslightlyashamed
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM
PacerStacktrain
Your wife is a girl partying at the prospect of ur demise?
stratus41298
All I hear in my head is Bart making the "kicking air" sound in Lisa on ice.
RandomMagus
Yours isn't?
crazymojomonkey
Did she try to call 911? things that make you go 'hmmm'
ShihtzuOwner
That gif is Hilarious
BattleD4d
That gif is dangerously white
Darwinthenaturalselector
So white it burned a cross in my front lawn
StandAgainstTyranny
DAMN
BattleD4d
That would be a textbook definition of dangerously white.
bamcockseverywhere
So white it bought my employer's factory, gutted it, and turned it into lofts
deadeyesatan
I don't understand the gif relevance to the story.
areallyinterestingname
I think it's just meant to be something awkward.
ShihtzuOwner
I kinda just closed my eyes and selected one.
Marshmelanoma
If you were really suicidal you'd be listening to "Photograph," by Nickleback. I want to kill myself every time it comes on.
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The1stBellicose
What? Didn't get enough downvotes last time?
Engelous
Lolz. But i think if she caught him listening to creed - one last breath, she believe it
ZaphodsJustSomeGuyYouKnow
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-06-2015/cf5Zg8.gif
DevinNatTyv
You're confusing one song with the entire awful discography again. Don't blame you though, all sounds the same. Not sorry - Canada.
ChaoticAtmosphere
Or any song by Nickelback.
Lezbedevious
You'd be listening to nickleback* there I fixed all his songs make me want to die
Anthroposapien
This is how I feel about all Imagine Dragons songs. Made me a little sick just typing the name.
YharnamsFinest
LOOK AT THIS GRAAAAPH. https://youtu.be/nPMsn50Ok7I
AvagadrosAvocados
Ha!
Ulfzark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3rXdeOvhNE
Wolfe69
Where the fuck are you listening to music where Photograph by Nickelback would come on? Certainly not on any radio station in 2016.
floppyballbags
That's weird, every time I hear that song I want to kill Nickleback.
Rkhbusa
Radiohead-Videotape
LargeHoman
Aren't those the lyrics?
GeneralBullshit
I don't know... I'd like to hear something pleasant during my last minutes on earth
Matryoshka524
I dunno man, every time I do it makes me laugh
QuickINeedAName
NO, we are not doing this
AluminiumMonster43
Bluepolog
I want to kill myself anytime i hear their music :^)
Eowyneb
Everyone on the internet is so critical of them. Really they are not that bad. Why so much hate? Is it because it is popular to hate then?
zoedaddy305
Song still gets to me. Never listen to that again. Good song though
Biggerboot
Youtube look at this giraffe, it's so great you won't mind anymore
FerrousBuehler
Me too but only because I want it to end, not my life. Let's kill nickel back instead as to prevent these situations
Golduneye
This comment was so satisfying to me. I feel complete now.
GenericUsernameIsAlreadyTaken
How do you listen to a photograph?
Grootsl
Is it because the song is sad or because it's Nickelback?
iuseheadphones
Exactly
michaelmp
Asleep by the Smiths is a good one to off yourself to.
samsonguy920
Not me. I would be listening to any song that I enjoy. Nobody's Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship comes to mind.
samsonguy920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBQVrCflZ_E
rhilterbrant
Say Benedict Cumberbatch to the tune of Photograph.
JeriahswillGDP
I just did it out loud in public...
WhiteHulk77
This...this is good.
ShihtzuOwner
JohnnySupYo
ererr
I mean, Is hug Chad if I ever met him. He's a cool guy. Fucks Avril Lavigne.
tropicalsunfish
Lol Ralph wasn't scripted to hug Tom in this scene so the awkwardness is too real
samsonguy920
I would feel awkward if it were unexpected. But I won't lie and say I wouldn't want another hug from Mr. Fiennes.
tropicalsunfish
Hell I'd welcome a hug from anyone at this point haha
betyouwontpussy
Plot twist OP was actually trying to kill him self now just making this post to throw off the wife..
RipOffTheBandAid
She fat right?
Notthewatdabney
Yep.
footblockking
shhhhhhhhh you're ruining his plan
prisonmike1991
SirSmurfalot
Love that Gif
ToeThumbs
Isn't this how the Jump to Conclusions Mat was invented?
TST100
Plot twist the wife's crying because he didn't do it.
vxncxnt
You're username plus your comment is spot fucking on.
vxncxnt
*not you're, your
crodps
Think so
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
Plot Twist: His wife posted this to create an alibi for the police. So long OP
TST100
Op would be the wife then.
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
Not if he has it set to remember credentials. Dun dun duuuuuun.
betyouwontpussy
I like this more than mine
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
How do we know they both don't have the same plan. Him in a coffin, but don't know about each other's plan?
betyouwontpussy
Oh man... this is getting so twisty that M. Night Shyamalan needs to get a script going for this bitch. All they need is solid back stories
ShihtzuOwner
The holidays are rough
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ecodude
CorgiFloofs
WHat did it say?
ecodude
Do it then.
betyouwontpussy
Amen
Flimsy
Put some bleach in that eggnog, really loosens the family up
kaovalin
Apply lube
AnonresponsivE
justtwobrothers
@OP, you about to get the Darwin award. No offense, glad you're alright
Learnedtocryinternally
RichardPOsterior
Is there room in the passenger seat?
rubberpotato
Dibs on right side of backseat!
Actualdeadpool
Califoxxycation
Dibs on the trunk.
MinisterMilu
Is it an average sized car? Is +1 fitting? That would be nice!
QuickINeedAName
Last year I'd have asked for a ride with yal. I'll leave the spot open for someone more deserving this year.
Onlyslightlyashamed
Boom! Right here on the rebound
justanotheruserhidingout
glad to know you are still with us, stick in there!
idelta777
not in the garage though