My wife finished making a thing today

Feb 14, 2017 4:07 AM

babykicker21

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Nice little chunk, congrats

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mazel Tov! I hope you've enjoyed sleeping well; you won't see it again until about 2033.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God bless @OP. Perfect little human ya got there. I hope your wife is well. Can be a bit of an ordeal. Amazing time of life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man fuck this shit yo, mufuckas need to give actual BIRTH just to generate some damn OC. Shit, if I nut in a cup, is that OC?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is it finished? Nothings finished till it's wrapped in bacon... ( seriously though, congrats)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i thought the thing in the corner was a death star

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

UNDERSTATEMENT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats man

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nicely done.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems a little underdone, might want to put it back for a bit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baby has already mastered the "Yoda Lifts X-Wing From Swamp" move - amazing parenting!!! ☺

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And he can even do it in his sleep... the child is a revelation!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats and welcome to the club, OP.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Isaac is very cute

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You weren't involved?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3020 is that the price ?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Pretty standard. Maybe on the low end.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's about $600 a pound, seems kinda steep.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dang he's a little chunk! My son was born on January 6th. 8 lbs 14 ozs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh and congrats to you and mama!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8lbs 15oz here

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice man! My first son was that exact same size! Little sumo wrestler with no neck hahaha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know if the hospital should send a babykicker home with a baby seems a little dangerous

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shh they don't know about my side hobbies

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Congratulations buddy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG!! What a cute little fat fat baby!! What are the details?! Boy / Girl / Attack helicopter ? Weight? I just had my piglet last month

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And am still on cloud 9!! How's momma feeling?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8lbs 15oz. 21 inches. Boy or attack helicopter...He has picked yet.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congrats @OP I'm eagerly awaiting my wife to pop out our little boy/chopper/PowerRanger in the next 4 weeks!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You animals should help my brothers first child make it to the front page

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You start calling it your nephew first you monster (hope its a boy...)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That it is. You had three choices and you nailed it. I would have also accepted attack helicopter

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That boy looks like a champ right out the oven. Good work OP, now just don't kick it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not even remotely done making this thing.

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got the parts made, now time to build it. (Instructions not included)

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well I'm fucked then

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most real statement I've seen here

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Now the hard part starts. Best thing to ever happen to me. Good job OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm 24 years and counting with my first son. I'll be watching over him, and worrying about him until the day I die.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

...and considering therapy every time you want to kill him. Fun times.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... and laughing my ASS off when I see him watching and worrying over his own kid - NOW you see what you put me through, you little shit !

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the sex trophy

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No longer calling babies "womb nuggets". Will now refer to them as sex trophies

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dad has always said Fuck Trophies, whatever floats your boat i guess

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0