G'day mate

Jan 31, 2017 4:01 AM

I'm a pretty avid chess player and this took me a few minutes. +1 for you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Except we rarely get cheques, usually pay on your way out

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're about as fast as a speeding wombat on LSD mate.. We generally call it a bill

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate you... +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sooo fucking embarrassed. I read the text and went "king me" in my head so confidently and was wrong and retarded.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There there it's ok

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this a reference about that one professional chess player who'd done tens of thousands of dollars worth of dine-and-dashes?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Naw he needs his check m8.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Check, mate." Took me a minute.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It means check mate, as in your asking for the check

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, a lot simpler than I'd thought. But just for fun watch this hilarious shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbVJU1CuM0Q

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