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mostlychimp
At least as much time as Arnie had.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Does Joe Pesci voice the Predator?
pickandroll
Repost...
PUNNYguy65
The answer is always Kevin
Validpoint
Why not cast Macaulay in such a role now? I'd watch it.
EnoughWithTheWomenPics
I'd say it depends on the script.
missiletowe12
The Kid. He'd just keep sjowing that he had no weapons...right before an anvil falls on the paused Predator
sudokori
Predator wouldn’t fight a unarmed ten year old. But he would rig up the house with alien tech traps as revenge.
mainzy123360
Predators can spot a trap, 100% would watch to see the trophy Kevin being made tho
JustAPileOfCats
Alternative match: Team Rocket vs the Home Alone burglars.
Belethor0
Team Rocket would launch a explosive that made them blast off again, and the burglars would fall on their faces
brennousesmemewrong
Homealone 2990 - Space Invasion
Ariocarpus
Hopefully, Predator.
ReaLifeSmeagol
Kevin, because he grew up banging Mila Kunis.
Dalael
The crossover nobody knows they want.
Mrbrown512
Coming this summer Child vs Predator
shileka
5 minutes in the suspend the deal and work on a collaborative house of boobytraps
Flapjackal
Kevin is smart enough to clobber the Pred without conventional weapons, and maybe doesnt even need to be there. Pred would know what hit him
Flapjackal
(given that predators only attack individuals sporting conventional weapons)
AgentChicago
New dcu film: Kevin parents are killed on their vacation and he becomes Batman.
lewtheboss
Who’s turf are they on? This is the real question
GuardsmanMiku
can it be with the crazy-looking grown up actor that used to play kevin and he talks to the predator like Muldoon from Jurrasic Park?
kerouazy
They were the same movie, were they not? I mean, you ever see Joe Pesci and the Predator in the same place? I didnt think so....
cozysweatpants
It’s the same person!
lazidog
AVP is actually Alien vs Pesci
PascalCasedUserName
Suddenly the word 'predator' takes on a whole new meaning.
QuartzPigeon
first lol of the day
enderlord99
In a fight between Kevin and Batman, what ratio of Kevin's prep time to Batman's prep time would result in an even fight?
ConorBayman
Thanks to the weekly planet. The definitive answer is Kevin
Topothemornintoya
James "Mr Sunday Movies" and his friend Nick Mason cover this on their podcast The Weekly Planet. Think they agreed on Kevin.
bezuer
Macaulay Culkin should just play the next Predator
Themagicbaconcanflyformiles
Anything over 2 hours and Kevin wins
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
I see I have been summoned..
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Seeing as though the Predator likes to kill for Sport, he would not see Kevin as a threat and simply go onto armed individuals.
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Setting booby traps (Kevin’s line of defense) has not worked out well for others in the past (see Predator part one).
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Predator is highly adaptable and if triggered enough he would use his infrared vision to ultimately kill Kevin as he sees fit.
mattlikesstuff
A predator getting hit in the head with a paint can on a string...I'm in!
Jajahamas
Throw a tarantula on the Predators face and I bet its the Spider that screams.
Thunderbush
Made me chuckle
nesurame
Now I wanna see MacaulayCulkinVsPredator, a surreal horror/comedy where a man sets childish traps as a coping mechanism for childhood trauma
nesurame
just to be caught in the middle of the most dangerous game
degenerator
Is Predator susceptible to a nut shot?
RandomIsotope
"Want some cand"*THWACK* RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! snort snort snort snort snort
HotCrossNuns
Or stepping right on top of a fucking nail Jesus Christ it's supposed to be a movie for kids
CharonsAlptraum
*spoiler* had to chuckle when i saw the exact same situation happen in "a quiet place" jeez
idontcareifthesundontshine
Yes!! lets not forget when he burns the flesh of his hand with a red hot door knob
secretdpp
Loved this movie. Tried to theif proof my home after I saw it. Soooo much trouble I got in. Was apparently not considered helpful or funny
xray8tango
Well... Dutch finally took down the predator with the same basic trap.
theycallmewillywonka
What
secretdpp
It is known
Wilhelm44Scream
This is true