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Apr 5, 2021 7:37 AM
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tred1975
Choosing baldness over a marriage
TrowelAndError
My neighbor’s high school son looks like a middle age insurance adjuster, poor kid.
EarthsChampion
Just grow a badass beard and look like a dwarf. Go mine things. Be dwarf.
Zahnradfee
Works best if you also bulk up and wear armour.
myfriendfrank117
I started balding in my 20s, tried to ignore it/hide it, now I'm 30 and just shave that bad boy. Had such lucious locks as a teen too, ha.
FlippityFloppityFl00p
My guy is balding, and I think he's a fox. Wear it with confidence, man.
jduke1211
sagejosh0
Hey man atleast you didn’t learn you’re pacemaker leads might be crusted over and this need to be replaced/ won’t be covered insurance wise.
sagejosh0
Thus not this* also the only genetic disappointment I skipped out on is I still have a mediocre head of hair at age 31.
CodingMoose
My public speaking teacher would say: "Hope in one hand and shit in the other, which hand fills up faster?"
sarahjane138
My husband has been bald since 23. Embrace it!!! I think he’s the sexiest man alive. You’ve got this.
andyskeels
Lol a stable wife!
olozim
Started going bald at 18, finally accepted it and shaved at 21, got married two days after I turned 30, and now have a 1 yo daughter at 33.
allowmetopresentmannotcaring
im in this image and i dont like it
TheobromineAddict
Most women find the smooth noggin more attractive than the comb over, anyway.
axelfive
If you have a problem with baldness you have a problem with Patrick Stewart and therefore with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!
ValkyrieSwitch
I started going bald at 16. Decided to embrace it and fully shaved it at 18.
pip1
HAHAHA 32 HERE, STILL NO BALD. no wife or job either, tho
berithwow
I got all three
DynamaxAgumon
I got a wife and hair. I'm about 75% sure my job is about to go overseas though.
berithwow
What's it like to not have male pattern baldness
DynamaxAgumon
I have a mohawk right now so ironically most of my head is shaved anyway. I figure if I'm working from home why not?
the9thdude
-Laughs in balding at 16-
Slappybags69
Dude, I'm hitting 36. I gave up on the wife thing. I'm just living my best life now, and if someone wants to join me for the ride, cool.
HumbabaEpic2
A 36 year old with a username like that is single!?
Slappybags69
I know, it's such a mystery!
ilwrath
I still have all my hair. It has just migrated down my back.
Imakethingsweird
Your bald head will attract the females like moths swarming to light. Become the beacon of baldness and revel in its reflecting glory.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Can confirm. I met a lovely lady at the discotheque, she said "you have a lovely head of skin". I went a shade of salmon.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Well, is it the line or not?!
OfallthestupididioticWTF
Well get a wife and stable job then
OfallthestupididioticWTF
You can do it @OP
Ilikecreativepeople
Yeah I'll just sqeeze on into the wife cannon and...
porphyre1e00
Yeah, geez, bootstraps people!
JohnTheStork
And stop being poor while you´re at it.
LurkerOfDarkness
I have a stable job, a bald head, but I'd really prefer a husband instead.
natachan
If you can grow a beard some girls like a baldy with a beard
Elerich
Got a job, my own place, a cat and a baseline beard, when do I get a loving wife?
MsWhereILeftMySocks
Can confirm, hair isn't as ❤️ ? as trimmed beard is, when talking about surface looks (which in the end are meaningless).
Crowscrown
How do you obtain this beard?
shannmcl
My ex was bald with a beard our entire 7 year relationship (he's 31 now). I quite enjoyed that look!
natachan
Yeah I don't mind my husband bald with beard. He's always has a beard, even when he had hair so I think sans beard would look so weird
TheRealPumpkinQueen
The sexiest men I know are bald
jamalkhan
They are usually 6'5
TheRealPumpkinQueen
Nah, one is 5'7"
Zahnradfee
Sir Patrick Stewart, for example. ... Also: Hi!
TheRealPumpkinQueen
Well hello :D and also yes!
CouldntCakeLess
gregorclegane
Haha glorious
awildimgurite
CouldntCakeLess
jrntn
Gesundheit
CouldntCakeLess
Danke!
CheeseborgarSoop
profiledit
profiledit
ActuallyAPirate
there is seriously no remedy for this yet? mine is falling out... im afraid im only a couple years from the full on bald spot on top :(
slip187
Thats just one way to attack it but it's possible to stop or even reverse
slip187
YouTube moreplatesmoredates. Guy is a genius. Has videos dedicated to just hair loss
slip187
Theres a lot actually. Minoxidil, finasteride with dermaroll usually does the trick for most
Crowscrown
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flyashy
It's what you do with that bald head that counts:
Rignak
One of the many inspirational spokesmen for baldness. The man was an astronaut for God's sake!
gtollie
Ohh .. I should have gone into porn when I started going bald.
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
pandatwee
Who dat?
mirrelle
Pretty sure a pornstar
ImpossibleAgenda
Don't pretend you don't know.
CatCakeBaron
The world's most interesting man
SomethingTittyWitty
A Doctor
westPAguy
No, he is a school teacher.
ItsCaptain0bvious
Nah, pretty sure he's a fireman.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Thats all bullshit, hes an astronaut.
LompHoofd
porn :)
viblis
I'm starting to thin out pretty fucking good. At least I look like a homeless man, so nobody will notice my receding hairline :D
Fabulously
When did you choose baldness and why?
kodiak931155
Because a stable wife wasn't an option
Chumbawhumba
To baldly go where no man has gone before?
ScorpionSage
Ravise
You don't choose baldness, it chooses you.
Imacatflushingthetoilet
It's free!!
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Thanks, mom's side of the family!
LiarLiarPantsUntier
smashpro1
Razors aren't.
AllisAching
Neither is Chemo.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
It is in my country.
mavruda
Well... the package contained 3 perks - with option to choose only one of them. The other two were: erectile dysfunction and drug addiction.
Targe0
You don't it chooses you. Like the Resentment from your wife, somethings just appear at the whims of the universe, unknowable to mortal men.
ligmabolz
Just grow out a beard then shave it off and glue those hairs to your head .bam. no one will know the difference
Finduses
It's quick, it's easy and it's free
BobbyVegana
This is exact the opposite
Finduses
Atleast it's easy and it's free
pazooPositivityPlayer
men can really rock baldness
Zahnradfee
When they are The Rock, yes.