El Dumperino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

Jan 9, 2024 6:02 AM

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These are silly but I, the fast talking taco, do love them

I’m proud of you for making it the gravitron.

#49 sleepless ritz

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#36 what a load of shit

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Imposter syndrome Brioche - sounds like a Show horse

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Isolation Nugget

I'm an alternate universe Cake album

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#39 analog / digital.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes, thank you! There's nothing acoustic about that chair

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#22 Especially as that is not true.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Oh yeah, I love me some hot garbage

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#26 I too choose this guy’s bread wife.

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#8 mistakes were made

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".....fuck." the Green Anole probably

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#36 it’s not either / or

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Toast wife really butters my bread

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"Hyperactive boiled wiener".

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#36 Sorry, but thats not the same thing at all. Money has a real purpose, it has had since we first started trading goods of unequal value. Astrology has NO value, except luring gullible morons into wasting their hard-earned money. It's just another lunatic need humanity has to believe in things that can't be proven, ala religion, divination and so on.

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#34 Somebody did a terrible disservice to Cornish pasties.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I *did* supplement my body with computer parts and now I can hear again

2 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

my knee is acoustic.

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bring it on, meatbag, I'll kick you righ- LOW BATTERY

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Intrusive Thought Cookie might be a better name for a band than a horse, but whatever. It's that or Anxiety Tuna.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anxiety tuna is a great horse name! Kentucky Derby here we come!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 "It ain't what a horse looks like, it's what a horse be."

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#49 Anxious eggplant....hmmm. I don't know how I feel about that

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure if my anxious cookie is any better

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#49 hyperfixation cauliflower wings

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#48 what is it?

2 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

IDK, can't unsee the creepy face.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This is creepy af, I can’t explain why

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Thankfully you asked! I was scrolling to find this question in the comments. I couldn’t make it out at all.

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Glossy black earbud in their ear. They have the hoodie over their face.

2 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

thank you.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#36 this is such bullshit

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You can also say I don't want to think about angels. Stop imposing your made up religion on other people and crying when people dislike it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You mean me, personally? Or religionists in general?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah everything about it is such a picklebrain take. And it's not even like they're "thinking about the stars". Astrology has nothing to do with the stars, the idea of stars is just a prop. The positions of stars have shifted so, so much since the "zodiac signs" were tied to days (and with that the zodiac should have shifted too), yet notice how that doesn't bother them any.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I can buy real stuff with my money, try that with your fucking horoscope, commie wannabe witch. Hammer & sickle in the account name is always a guarantee for the biggest bullshit.

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Right. I can very easily prove how capitalism has an affect on all our lives

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#49 Exhausted French Fry

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#49 for me would be Overwhelming Sense of Doom Bolognese, or just Doom Bolognese for shot. Felt that was worth sharing.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It was

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#34 that's not pigs in blankets, that's a battered sausage! Blankets are made out of bacon

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pigs in blankets != pigs in a blanket: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigs_i">_blanket">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigs_in_a_blanket https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigs_in_blankets

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh jeez, it's like when I discovered biscuits in gravy

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#49 Anxious Burrito does not sound like the name of a winning race horse :/

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Not winning the race but winning in our hearts.

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#49 Rejection Sensitive Taco, at your service.

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Fatigued Chicken Pot Pie, reporting for duty

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Drunken Duck, pleasure to meet you.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Executive Dysfunction Danish, I guess?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tired noodle cup, your majesty.

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#44 Mary2Dope lol

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That stood out to me too

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#11 Wow https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uffington_White_Horse - not continuously for 3,000 years (there was a significant gap from 1857-2009, and it was deliberately covered during WWII so the Luftwaffe couldn't use it for bomber navigation to attack London), but...they've basically been maintaining it for 3,000 years! Very cool.

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#49 Hyperfixation Pollo a la Diabla; that's a pretty good horse name, ngl

2 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 0

Sad mincemeat pie

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Imposter Syndrome Salad

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Pollo a la Diabla sounds frkn delicious, you got me looking it up on the googs and damn that would be yum

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it really is, chopped chicken in a chipotle sauce served over rice; so very good. i eat it, at least, once a week lol

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Disorganized Cracker. very accurate.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I feel attacked

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Stress Toast.

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Depression chocolate. 😆

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Insomnia rice is just boring and lame sounding

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Lightly Fried Fish Fillet. Hey yeah they're onto something here.

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Executive Dysfunction Cereal

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Anxious porridge

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Come on, Narcissistic Ramen!!!

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"... Round the last turn... Here he goes.... Making his way through the field in the home stretch.... they're neck and neck.... And it's Executive Dysfunction BK Double Crossanwich by a nose!"

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Paranoia Bone Broth

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Easily Distracted Pussy

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i wish this was my last meal; i haven't had it for going on 6 years now

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Ah, I had Hyperfixated Satay!

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Intrusive Thoughts Burrito

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Revenge procrastination carbonara, idk man, thats kinda dope

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Damn, and I thought Hyperfocus Chicken Fricassee was good and you gotta go and top me like that

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Apathy beans.

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That's as bad as my insomnia rice

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Mixed with my self-loathing curry we three make some sort of meal.

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Ooh, how wholesome. And nutritious .

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mmm tastes like mental illness

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Flashback Protein Bar.

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Impulsive Gyoza and Rice

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Arrogant Chex Mix

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Executive (disfunction) Cheese

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Insomnia sweet potato.

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Insomniac ramen. I don't know...

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Honestly Hyper Diabla would also be pretty good. Mine would be Distracted Salmon. I would not bet on that horse

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Panic attack burrito

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Memory loss alleged chicken salad

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Race horse names can only be 18 characters, though. So, how do you feel about Hyperfixationpollo?

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Timeblind Toffee ... Kinda works

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Anhedonia Smoothie

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Depression Pheroggi

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Depression yakisoba, not bad.

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Insomniac Peanut. What a fucking loser.

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Forgetting Teryaki

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ADD eggs

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Vertigo Tortilla

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We got... Distracted Dumpling and Superior Cider in this house. Ya gotten shorten slightly from "Superiority complex" etc.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anxious bubble tea. Doesn't sound appetizing, but cute 😅

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Insomnia Sausage, reporting in!

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Manic sausage, reporting in!

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Anxiety Popcorn. Sounds like it'd be a good band name as well but damned if I know what genre.

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I had Anxiety Pannetone, a little more mellow than your music sound I guess

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Mania beans and rice

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Post-post industrial electrofunk

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Pre-post modern alt disco

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Executive Dysfunction Toblerone

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Fidgeting Sausage Roll...lol

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Depression Dhal

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I read that as erectile dysfunction and almost choked on my breakfast

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Insomnia sausage

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Yoooo, me too!

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Woohoo, sausage buddies! Hang on wait…

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Anxiety Beef

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Eye contact anxiety pizza

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wait, mine too?

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I hope you have a nice pair of sunglasses.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jerk Chicken.

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No no no you already chose Lightly Fried Fish Fillet! Yes, your second joke was funnier than the first one, but you said Lightly Fried Fish Fillet first, so you have to be Lightly Fried Fish Fillet. You can just walk back from Lightly Fried Fish Fillet.

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Haha, my bad, I'm lightly fried atm

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Say Lightly Fried Fish Fillets one more time, dad...

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Do you want some Lightly Fried Fish fillets or not?

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