Aug 12, 2021 8:15 PM
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ArkoneAxon
I've known women who acted like that. With one exception: they're not that attractive, either. They tend to be loud, chubby, and middle aged
kkanne20
Crazy, I know, but I usually try to talk to other people like they’re human beings, not pieces of meat.
Thunderbum
I've had both men and women do this to me. Both get equally aggressive when you reject them, too.
ControversialLeftistLesbian
Sliders had an episode that was pretty much this exact plot.
EnlightenmentSatori
I wish women would come on to me. Not kidding.
enahshy
As someone who bartended for 10+ years, this satire is spot on, as I've seen thousands of men act this way, and maybe ten women.
LesbianRedwings
@ScorpionSage lol we need more of this
ScorpionSage
Definitely
LokiShinigami
Some people commenting they would love a woman like this clearly have no danger sense. Obviously trying to scam or do other harm
JollyJokzr
I'd say trying to make a point
reallynotmikepence
Fair. If a woman legitimately did this I'd think scam or prostitute.
abobeaver5772
My guess is their a huge overlap with "very lonely" which is why the tactic worked.
Urgalicity
Um, I'd be down with that lady...
therealalansmithee
Woman is way too good looking. Actor should have been more unattractive, more drunk and more fat
Necrosmurf1
It should be called “if women acted like assholes hitting on men” I personally never seen a guy act like this but I’m sure they exist.
Louminary
What this is missing is the fact that generally you're being spoken to like this by someone who can totally physically overpower you.
CharCharBeast
Or at least gives you the spidey-sense tingle that they can and might harm you.
ScrewHavinAUsername
As a woman, no man ever spoke to me like that… But then again, I’d never act this shy & just tell the wanker to fuck off
Megasuperfreshdonut
Telling a man you don’t know to fuck off can set them off. It can (and has) end badly, which is why we’re “shy” aka cautious.
ZK383
I like you already. Taught my daughter to politely say no thank you, walk away, and "Fuck Off" in that order. Don't be shy.
Which is why it hasn't happened 2 u, those types of men can almost sense the more vulnerable types
ColossalBalls
keyblader1985
kevinrglenn2
What is this from!
Skevoid
It's from Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.
TY!
hockeyandgolfer224
T.V.
TyrannosaurusMex
Do you know the title or are you just being one of those people?
I'm being one of those people. I think I'm funny. I'm sorry.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
You made me chuckle with this comment, if it helps. Not your original one. I hated the original comment. But this one made me love you.
pr3viso
I'd give in when I was younger. Now there's too much more baggage in that oyster for me to think it's worth it.
myweaknessisstrong
A woman hitting me with puns? Hows is this bad?
zafner
This would be great. So much easier
BrentPeterson
You rationalizing fuckers are tone deaf. Don’t you all have some Fox News to watch?
TakeMyLifePlease
Matched with a dude on a dating app. His first comment "love those delicious curves"...was surprised when I said that made me uncomfortable.
SlightlyAngryAtAllTimes
I'd be uncomfortable in this situation because I'm unused to compliments.
redtruck
So basically, she's a bully, and probably treats her friends the same way. Misandry?
hardytardigrade
If this isn't a joke, & in fact is just another example of how women use their disproportionate power to oppress men, I guess. But really no
Not a joke..
I mean the post, which is a joke.
Dionysus187
shitty men*
Unagi604
I've really only ever seen this on TV. Do people do this in real life? I mean I'm sure there's random oddballs, but this isn't normal right?
I've seen guys do this, but it's pretty rare. Oddly it's either really hot guys who just want something to say or super creepy dudes.
morrighan42
I've known quite a few guys that act like this. They responded poorly to being called on it too. All around cunts.
LumpPump
it comes in many forms. then dont forget if its at a place like a bar, drunk version of people can be very differnt than sober
FFKonoko
missed a "gay" at the end.
Nandortherelentless
True story.
SPQAAE
Got called gay before after this exact thing. You speak the True True.
Algebraicrhombus
Or "sluttt"
livurz
There should definitely be a slur at the end of this to make it authentic...
LonesomeCoder
"If women behaved like men in bar gay"? That's not a grammatically correct sentence. You fool!
sanspersona
TheCuntCrusader
LordDongKnocker
v
Brunoemf90
Oh how the turntables
veritasgear
I can assure you LonesomeCoder got the joke.
Evolutioncomplete
What commenter meant to say was, from male perspective, if a girl walks away after he tried to chat up. The dude be shouting - lesbian…
Yes, i got that. I was playing dumb(er that I already am). But thanks for the non-judgmental explanation (not joking this time)
Zxaskad
So basically the message here is regardless of gender, if someone looks uncomfortable because of you, back up and back off. Easy peasy.
ahhhsurelook
Some1 downvoted this comment omg, they should not b allowed to be anonymous
ahernandez
The message here is it it’s awkward when men try to flirt with this. The role reversal is a way to emphasize the weirdness.
metroid2
They already look like that when I am just walking by not interacting with them what so ever
Aaaurelius
Nice take.
WhateverIsTrendyRightNow
Doesn’t have to be a “flirting” situation. I’ve told more than one stranger that overstayed their welcome to leave me or my friends alone.
It’s always the same. “Dude, I don’t wanna be a dick, but we came here to hang out with each other, not with you.”
LadyMoto
That requires self awareness they’re making someone uncomfortable. Lol
Dipityseren
I recall a lady filmed walking in NYC being catcalled-followed etc receiving massive backlash for not understanding it was flattering.
TrilithonStone
Aiee... that unease is the goal for this type though right?...part of the technique?
JohnPtempkinReborn
Just in case anyone needs a visual aid
TheKig
But, but... he's a Democrat! Only Orange and crew are creepy. This is obviously photo shopped. Those aren't even real arms.
Which is why Dem president said publically that he needs to resign and everyone else did and then he did ... because Dems protect dems?
After how many months of the bodies piling up? At best, that was political posturing.
L3NTON
Ibringthegoose
greystonegateci
I have absolutely had woman do this to me. It's fucking annoying.
& when you say you're married, they say "Oh, not man enough to make your own decisions, eh?" No, my word is good, & I don't like you.
parttimeadult
I think being married was the dimension
AprilKeyWest
Yes, it’s annoying from anyone.
Yes. Yes it is.
Kbotherobot
Dude, I'd love for this to happen to me. But I can imagine if it happend all the time I wouldn't like it as much.
barnwolf
Maybe @kbotherobot is an alcoholic whose fantasy is to stand strong despite peer pressure to drink.
If you're a recovering alcoholic and people are peer pressuring you to drink then you need to see those people less.
oblimo
Yep, something that's intriguing when rare is oppressive when constant. Some people don't seem to understand that.
PinkSodaMix
Now imagine it from someone you have absolutely no interest in whatsoever. Like Trump. Pretend Trump is saying this to you.
ChemicalG
So is it fine when someone you're interested in does it? Examples like this is bad cause it may imply theres situations when this is fine
JuxtaposeIsANeatWord
It doesn’t play out like this when you’re interested.
PJHabit
Oh....oh god...
pandagrrl
and also someone who can physically overpower you
SmashySashimi
so not Trump?
Hahaha
ThatWeirdLongHairedGuy
A lot of us would welcome this kind of attention really
sixinabag
Very true, but the point here is that this person obviously doesn't want the attention and the flirter should know when to stop.
TELunus
I'd be down
hmblocl1
Fuckin’ eh!
wlfman
guilty
...damn it, it would work on me....
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Half and half. I met girls who were just nervous to be the one to make the move. Met girls who were full of themselves. Latter is annoying.
till you end up tied to a hotel bed with none of the fun and wake up with no wallet
acetothermus
Maybe not this level, but more than a look of derision or that fake smile that says "leave me the fuck alone."
madeyoulookXD
Id have a fucking panic attack if another human being spoke to me
CuddlyPervert
I both want the attention and am freaked out by the prospect....
Oh hello me, nice to see me here
Nacon
Hi! I spoke to you! :D
Bioman998
Quietly hyperventilate in the corner
keystotheairlock
You might not like bars, then.
Shows what you know a bar or 1000 miles from the nearest human id be having the same conversation
lloyd2288
Nobody talks to me in bars, except the bartender (if I'm lucky.) Don't go anymore.
You want to be talked over and negged and condescended?
Being actively approached by a woman that is, if very poorly, trying to seduce you would be a massive 'win' to many men
Imma let you in on a secret women don’t mind being approached or hit on. It’s the begging, condescension, and being talked over they don’t
You see. That is 'dont mind' because women are used to getting attention. For most men it is such a rarity they fantasize about it
CitizenPrime
Some of ya'll missing the point of the sketch
w1n5t0ns
well, i definitely missed the point cause my takeaway was it would be nice to be hit on instead of having to carry the convo
No it sounds like it insults men, and that would hurt my fragile ego
f30ne2
No, the sketch is good but the title is actually offensive. Without title, brilliant.
MrHailstone
Are there really people like that? Cant imagine someone being so annoying and thinking it would work
allcattywampus
Fellow guy here: I think if we could experience being women for one day we'd want to apologize on behalf of our entire gender
ChurlishSunshine
Yes. There are many many many people like this. Many.
If I had a dollar every time a strange man hitting on me made me uncomfortable, I could retire.
If I had a dollar for every dude at my office making me uncomfortable today, I could leave an hour early so far. And I've worked three hours
thisisprocrastination
What is the point?
Having roles reversed makes it easier for some people to see that what some call flattery or showing attention is really steam rolling.
youfshw2
That this type of behavior can be unpleasant to receive regardless of gender.
That's obvious to anyone with a brain. Also obvious that the men who act like this wouldn't think this unpleasant, from her at least. But
to dumber soy men the latter is incomprehensible.
Men are pushy
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
That's... not the point. But okay
What's the point then
The point is that this behavior is cringe on anyone.
I think it is
Wow. Did you really mute me after I disagreed with you once? That's pretty... pushy of you.
You're allowed to be wrong
eltrim
No, a small group of men are pushy. To lump all men based on a group is just asking for more issues.
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LiamPhoto
You don't know what literally means... "men are pushy"
Really pushing that onto us aren’t you?
DeathLemons
Found the sexist
And the soy's who created this, fail to see lots of men would absolutely love it if women were as pushy.
are saying there are just some men that cant learn to notice if they are making someone uncomfortable and to respect boundaries as needed?
LocalZoophile
Forward, sure, but completely disregarding the other person's wishes, no. That's just toxic.
eldritchscreeching
No. No we really wouldn't. But that's mostly because we're not starved for the attention our mothers never showed us.
I didn't say you would, I said lots of men. Are you too stupid to understand the difference?
And holy shit. Are you actually using "soy" as an insult?
Yes.
Akurei00
I initially shrugged it off as a typo of "boys" but b and s are too far apart for that.
ArkoneAxon
I've known women who acted like that. With one exception: they're not that attractive, either. They tend to be loud, chubby, and middle aged
kkanne20
Crazy, I know, but I usually try to talk to other people like they’re human beings, not pieces of meat.
Thunderbum
I've had both men and women do this to me. Both get equally aggressive when you reject them, too.
ControversialLeftistLesbian
Sliders had an episode that was pretty much this exact plot.
EnlightenmentSatori
I wish women would come on to me. Not kidding.
enahshy
As someone who bartended for 10+ years, this satire is spot on, as I've seen thousands of men act this way, and maybe ten women.
LesbianRedwings
@ScorpionSage lol we need more of this
ScorpionSage
Definitely
LokiShinigami
Some people commenting they would love a woman like this clearly have no danger sense. Obviously trying to scam or do other harm
JollyJokzr
I'd say trying to make a point
reallynotmikepence
Fair. If a woman legitimately did this I'd think scam or prostitute.
abobeaver5772
My guess is their a huge overlap with "very lonely" which is why the tactic worked.
Urgalicity
Um, I'd be down with that lady...
therealalansmithee
Woman is way too good looking. Actor should have been more unattractive, more drunk and more fat
Necrosmurf1
It should be called “if women acted like assholes hitting on men” I personally never seen a guy act like this but I’m sure they exist.
Louminary
What this is missing is the fact that generally you're being spoken to like this by someone who can totally physically overpower you.
CharCharBeast
Or at least gives you the spidey-sense tingle that they can and might harm you.
ScrewHavinAUsername
As a woman, no man ever spoke to me like that… But then again, I’d never act this shy & just tell the wanker to fuck off
Megasuperfreshdonut
Telling a man you don’t know to fuck off can set them off. It can (and has) end badly, which is why we’re “shy” aka cautious.
ZK383
I like you already. Taught my daughter to politely say no thank you, walk away, and "Fuck Off" in that order. Don't be shy.
Louminary
Which is why it hasn't happened 2 u, those types of men can almost sense the more vulnerable types
ColossalBalls
keyblader1985
kevinrglenn2
What is this from!
Skevoid
It's from Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.
kevinrglenn2
TY!
hockeyandgolfer224
T.V.
TyrannosaurusMex
kevinrglenn2
Do you know the title or are you just being one of those people?
hockeyandgolfer224
I'm being one of those people. I think I'm funny. I'm sorry.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
You made me chuckle with this comment, if it helps. Not your original one. I hated the original comment. But this one made me love you.
pr3viso
I'd give in when I was younger. Now there's too much more baggage in that oyster for me to think it's worth it.
myweaknessisstrong
A woman hitting me with puns? Hows is this bad?
zafner
This would be great. So much easier
BrentPeterson
You rationalizing fuckers are tone deaf. Don’t you all have some Fox News to watch?
TakeMyLifePlease
Matched with a dude on a dating app. His first comment "love those delicious curves"...was surprised when I said that made me uncomfortable.
SlightlyAngryAtAllTimes
I'd be uncomfortable in this situation because I'm unused to compliments.
redtruck
So basically, she's a bully, and probably treats her friends the same way. Misandry?
hardytardigrade
If this isn't a joke, & in fact is just another example of how women use their disproportionate power to oppress men, I guess. But really no
redtruck
Not a joke..
hardytardigrade
I mean the post, which is a joke.
Dionysus187
shitty men*
Unagi604
I've really only ever seen this on TV. Do people do this in real life? I mean I'm sure there's random oddballs, but this isn't normal right?
reallynotmikepence
I've seen guys do this, but it's pretty rare. Oddly it's either really hot guys who just want something to say or super creepy dudes.
morrighan42
I've known quite a few guys that act like this. They responded poorly to being called on it too. All around cunts.
LumpPump
it comes in many forms. then dont forget if its at a place like a bar, drunk version of people can be very differnt than sober
FFKonoko
missed a "gay" at the end.
Nandortherelentless
True story.
SPQAAE
Got called gay before after this exact thing. You speak the True True.
Algebraicrhombus
Or "sluttt"
livurz
There should definitely be a slur at the end of this to make it authentic...
LonesomeCoder
"If women behaved like men in bar gay"? That's not a grammatically correct sentence. You fool!
sanspersona
TheCuntCrusader
LordDongKnocker
Brunoemf90
Oh how the turntables
veritasgear
I can assure you LonesomeCoder got the joke.
LonesomeCoder
Evolutioncomplete
What commenter meant to say was, from male perspective, if a girl walks away after he tried to chat up. The dude be shouting - lesbian…
LonesomeCoder
Yes, i got that. I was playing dumb(er that I already am). But thanks for the non-judgmental explanation (not joking this time)
Zxaskad
So basically the message here is regardless of gender, if someone looks uncomfortable because of you, back up and back off. Easy peasy.
ahhhsurelook
Some1 downvoted this comment omg, they should not b allowed to be anonymous
ahernandez
The message here is it it’s awkward when men try to flirt with this. The role reversal is a way to emphasize the weirdness.
metroid2
They already look like that when I am just walking by not interacting with them what so ever
Aaaurelius
Nice take.
WhateverIsTrendyRightNow
Doesn’t have to be a “flirting” situation. I’ve told more than one stranger that overstayed their welcome to leave me or my friends alone.
WhateverIsTrendyRightNow
It’s always the same. “Dude, I don’t wanna be a dick, but we came here to hang out with each other, not with you.”
LadyMoto
That requires self awareness they’re making someone uncomfortable. Lol
Dipityseren
I recall a lady filmed walking in NYC being catcalled-followed etc receiving massive backlash for not understanding it was flattering.
TrilithonStone
Aiee... that unease is the goal for this type though right?...part of the technique?
JohnPtempkinReborn
TheKig
But, but... he's a Democrat! Only Orange and crew are creepy. This is obviously photo shopped. Those aren't even real arms.
JohnPtempkinReborn
Which is why Dem president said publically that he needs to resign and everyone else did and then he did ... because Dems protect dems?
TheKig
After how many months of the bodies piling up? At best, that was political posturing.
L3NTON
Ibringthegoose
greystonegateci
I have absolutely had woman do this to me. It's fucking annoying.
ZK383
& when you say you're married, they say "Oh, not man enough to make your own decisions, eh?" No, my word is good, & I don't like you.
parttimeadult
I think being married was the dimension
AprilKeyWest
Yes, it’s annoying from anyone.
greystonegateci
Yes. Yes it is.
Kbotherobot
Dude, I'd love for this to happen to me. But I can imagine if it happend all the time I wouldn't like it as much.
barnwolf
Maybe @kbotherobot is an alcoholic whose fantasy is to stand strong despite peer pressure to drink.
Kbotherobot
If you're a recovering alcoholic and people are peer pressuring you to drink then you need to see those people less.
oblimo
Yep, something that's intriguing when rare is oppressive when constant. Some people don't seem to understand that.
PinkSodaMix
Now imagine it from someone you have absolutely no interest in whatsoever. Like Trump. Pretend Trump is saying this to you.
ChemicalG
So is it fine when someone you're interested in does it? Examples like this is bad cause it may imply theres situations when this is fine
JuxtaposeIsANeatWord
It doesn’t play out like this when you’re interested.
PJHabit
Oh....oh god...
pandagrrl
and also someone who can physically overpower you
SmashySashimi
so not Trump?
AprilKeyWest
Hahaha
ThatWeirdLongHairedGuy
A lot of us would welcome this kind of attention really
sixinabag
Very true, but the point here is that this person obviously doesn't want the attention and the flirter should know when to stop.
TELunus
I'd be down
hmblocl1
Fuckin’ eh!
wlfman
guilty
livurz
...damn it, it would work on me....
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Half and half. I met girls who were just nervous to be the one to make the move. Met girls who were full of themselves. Latter is annoying.
LumpPump
till you end up tied to a hotel bed with none of the fun and wake up with no wallet
acetothermus
Maybe not this level, but more than a look of derision or that fake smile that says "leave me the fuck alone."
madeyoulookXD
Id have a fucking panic attack if another human being spoke to me
CuddlyPervert
I both want the attention and am freaked out by the prospect....
madeyoulookXD
Oh hello me, nice to see me here
Nacon
Hi! I spoke to you! :D
Bioman998
madeyoulookXD
Quietly hyperventilate in the corner
Nacon
keystotheairlock
You might not like bars, then.
madeyoulookXD
Shows what you know a bar or 1000 miles from the nearest human id be having the same conversation
lloyd2288
Nobody talks to me in bars, except the bartender (if I'm lucky.) Don't go anymore.
ahernandez
You want to be talked over and negged and condescended?
abobeaver5772
Being actively approached by a woman that is, if very poorly, trying to seduce you would be a massive 'win' to many men
ahernandez
Imma let you in on a secret women don’t mind being approached or hit on. It’s the begging, condescension, and being talked over they don’t
abobeaver5772
You see. That is 'dont mind' because women are used to getting attention. For most men it is such a rarity they fantasize about it
CitizenPrime
Some of ya'll missing the point of the sketch
w1n5t0ns
well, i definitely missed the point cause my takeaway was it would be nice to be hit on instead of having to carry the convo
ahernandez
No it sounds like it insults men, and that would hurt my fragile ego
f30ne2
No, the sketch is good but the title is actually offensive. Without title, brilliant.
MrHailstone
Are there really people like that? Cant imagine someone being so annoying and thinking it would work
allcattywampus
Fellow guy here: I think if we could experience being women for one day we'd want to apologize on behalf of our entire gender
ChurlishSunshine
Yes. There are many many many people like this. Many.
Megasuperfreshdonut
If I had a dollar every time a strange man hitting on me made me uncomfortable, I could retire.
ChurlishSunshine
If I had a dollar for every dude at my office making me uncomfortable today, I could leave an hour early so far. And I've worked three hours
thisisprocrastination
What is the point?
Aaaurelius
Having roles reversed makes it easier for some people to see that what some call flattery or showing attention is really steam rolling.
youfshw2
That this type of behavior can be unpleasant to receive regardless of gender.
thisisprocrastination
That's obvious to anyone with a brain. Also obvious that the men who act like this wouldn't think this unpleasant, from her at least. But
thisisprocrastination
to dumber soy men the latter is incomprehensible.
CitizenPrime
Men are pushy
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
That's... not the point. But okay
CitizenPrime
What's the point then
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
The point is that this behavior is cringe on anyone.
hardytardigrade
I think it is
hardytardigrade
Wow. Did you really mute me after I disagreed with you once? That's pretty... pushy of you.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
You're allowed to be wrong
eltrim
No, a small group of men are pushy. To lump all men based on a group is just asking for more issues.
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[deleted]
LiamPhoto
You don't know what literally means... "men are pushy"
ahernandez
Really pushing that onto us aren’t you?
DeathLemons
Found the sexist
thisisprocrastination
And the soy's who created this, fail to see lots of men would absolutely love it if women were as pushy.
LumpPump
are saying there are just some men that cant learn to notice if they are making someone uncomfortable and to respect boundaries as needed?
LocalZoophile
Forward, sure, but completely disregarding the other person's wishes, no. That's just toxic.
eldritchscreeching
No. No we really wouldn't. But that's mostly because we're not starved for the attention our mothers never showed us.
thisisprocrastination
I didn't say you would, I said lots of men. Are you too stupid to understand the difference?
eldritchscreeching
And holy shit. Are you actually using "soy" as an insult?
thisisprocrastination
Yes.
Akurei00
I initially shrugged it off as a typo of "boys" but b and s are too far apart for that.