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Apr 25, 2024 6:07 PM

phalanaster

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Paint thinner just doesn't taste good unless it's hot.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows you can't put metal in the microwave. You need to put the paint thinner in something that is suitable for micro waves.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disgusting. Paint thickener tastes way better heated up.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Louie Anderson?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Put your paint thinner in the microwave. Don't put your paint thinner in the microwave. I wish the experts would just make up their minds, and tell me where the hell I'm supposed to keep my paint thinner" from the video comments

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You've never ever been so fed up you put paint thinner in the work microwave? Also, it won't be "running unattended" it will last 0.4 seconds before exploding.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i always heat up my paint thinner on the stove with high heat, let my grandma attend it while I water the garden, works EVERYTIME

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

silly me!

2 years ago | Likes 378 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

This looks like 90s porn

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a parody short film from 2003. (1) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt16">_cnn">https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1693516/?ref_=tt_trv_cnn (2) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388965/

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"These gas pumps look safe too me."
"Check again, Steve, a terrorist has rigged them with explosives. Now turn to page 47 of the employee manual and I'll walk you through how to dispose of this bomb."

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That’s where I put that

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, 2 things. 1 how is the microwave unattended if you two dumb fucks are standing right there. 2 If there is turpentine in there and it's running, you need to find a camera in the area and find out what terrorist is trying to blow up the damn store. This is not an oopsue situation, it's a "HOLY SHIT RUN!" type of situation.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait... was that a problem in the 90s? Is it still a problem? Why would you do that other than to blow the microwave up

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was the style at the time

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm suprised they weren't like "the microwave is running and we're standing next to it" man there were so many urban myths about microwaves...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lock out chris

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows you heat up your paint thinner in an air fryer to unlock its real flavor potential.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 1

Klaus is a menace!

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

But he got a Flurförderfahrzeugfahrausweis!

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

yes

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Am I supposed to drink room temp paint thinner?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ROFL. It's always important to spot check after Ted Kaczynski has been in the store.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

RIP

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit Klaus

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I must be missing something, there is quite clearly 2 people right there so the microwave isn't unattended. Plus given that she knows what in the microwave I suspect she was the one who put it there so the person to blame is in attendance.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If there's an easier way to heat up some paint thinner to go I'd like to see it

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Heats up the whole building in minutes

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Google: Forklift driver Klaus. You'll love it.

2 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 2

That was amazing. I'll post the link below, but you can find a English subtitles version on YouTube if you don't like clicking random links

https://youtu.be/TJYOkZz6Dck?si=5occoZAzG6EheFqo

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

brutal

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I always wondered if that was a real safety video or a parody of one.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In a way it’s both. It originally was meant to be a parody, but then ended up actually being used as a real safety video in some places

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy Shit lol. I have never seen that before, Thanks for the suggestion

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

German safety videos on the whole are wild.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've never seen a forklift safety video that wasn't hilarious.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Aber Klaus..

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Am I supposed to use cold paint thinner on my gas station burritos?

2 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 0

Yes, you're supposed to use it on your gas station, and don't call me burritos

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

woah woah! thats way too thin for burritoes. The microwave should have paint THICKENER to make a good burrito sauce!

Trick question!

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And love it!

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Just don't microwave it in the metal container! Pour it into a styrofoam cup before nuking it.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Of course! Safety first!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You guys don’t use paint thinner in burritos?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not unmicrowaved

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0