The bionic squad

Apr 10, 2018 11:54 AM

edit: I was informed that this picture is by /user/EatPrayNub

i hop they are able to play the instruments.

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You guys need to pay more attention to equivalent exchange but hey, at least you can transmute without a circle now.

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Bionicles

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They took like one of those super hero squads that's always there to lend a hand when there needed.

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Please tell me this is a German band called "The Bionic Squad" and that their debut LP is titled "Look Ma, No Hans".

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Dirty Augs...

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I wonder if when they dream they still have all their limbs?

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That's so deep.

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But can they open a Pickle Jar?

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winning comment last time - moetorhand the band

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thicc

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v

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I could develop an amputee fetish for top left / bottom right.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I don't need a fetish to do all four. Possibly at once.

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Two more members and the could be the Bionic Six!!!

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v

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They never asked for this

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They just v

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Didn't see this performance on pr0nhub!

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The new fullmetal alchemist reboot looks terrible...

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4 people - Fourarms

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Four forearms

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Foreheads?

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Fourplay

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Foursure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Fourskin

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Bottom right is Angel giuffria, she posts here from time to time... Or used to till she read this thread lol. She was in hunger games too

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And the accountant

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Thicc, bottom, right, dam....

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We're finally living in the future

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Really @OP... no mention of @EatPrayNub ...? The one who is in the picture. Here is his original post for anyone who want to upvote him....

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Thanks for the tag, friend!

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Also @angelgiuffria

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And @OrlandoCyborgAshley

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Yup!

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I’d be tempted to use my arm for evil. Or at least underhanded things.

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Goddammit! Girl on the bottom right got us.

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She's the off man out! Only lefty!

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I thought it had to be below the waist.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And it's gotta be the index and thumb, not the pinky

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I find every person in this photo attractive. You bunch of beautiful bastards.

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The thighs, huh?

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 4

But the top left girl is hotter.

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That's not what they're referencing. To your credit though; yes, hell yes.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Those fingers will never get tired

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dafuq you mean? Legit though. I'm confused. What do you mean?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Look at the symbol she's holding up

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There's a thing where you get someone to look at your hand while you ring your thumb and forefinger. Doing so means something dumb. Dunno.

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It doesnt really doesn't mean anything, it's just a stupid game from 80s.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And from the last 50's and early 60's where I was from

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Ahaha! Fek.... I just lost the game somehow too

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Mothereffer, I lost the game

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This photo tells us that, statistically, you're three times as likely to lose your right arm. #smallsamplesize

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Or 3/4 of people are right handed and you’re most likely to be using your dominate hand while fapping

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This is what happens when you touch yourselves! #saveyourselvesgodlovesyou

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Yes, let a priest touch you instead.

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I'd Like to ask them is they all lost their dominate hand. That could explain it?

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Or it tells us that right-handed people are more likely to play with explosives

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That’s actually kind of true in some regard. Statistically, amputees are far more likely to be missing a right limb for whatever reason.

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I can explain this. Dominant hand/arm is more likely to be the one in use for situations you could lose it in.

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Yeah, that’s what I was trying to imply when I said I wasn’t sure if it was trauma related. I should have been more clear, sorry!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure if it’s trauma related losses, or what that cause this (as most people are right handed/footed, could be related).

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I’m missing my left foot, and in my experience with hundreds of other amputees at conventions and stuff, a left side amp is pretty uncommon.

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*synth music stops*

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OUT-STANDING, KNIGHT!

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I was always weirdly disappointed you couldn't romance this guy

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There's a mod for that

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The great Clockwork Dick.

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It's synth detective jackass!

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That's synth detective, jackass.

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Hey that’s me! I’m bottom left and this picture was taken after DragonCon last year. Photo credit goes to our Mellow Mushroom waitress

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Proof?

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Congrats on being hot.

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Congrats on your face you beautiful robotic human.

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What’s it like jerking with it?

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Lighten up imgur! It’s a joke.

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what happened for you to lose your arm?

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@EatPrayNub I'm curious how typing works? No offense. Just do you have to use one hand. Or is the prosthetic that advanced?

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I went 22 years without a prosthetic device so I type about 75wpm with my left and and my “nub”. I rarely use the bionic hand for typing

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Wow that's really impressive. Good on you haha.

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I gotta ask- You ever get freaky with that thing?

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Eyooo I used to live above the Mellow Mushroom you're (probably) talking about! Walking to 'Con was such a great perk of that place.

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Your username is gold!

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Everyone give him a big hand!

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hahaha why is your head so small hahaha looks like someones shrunk it in photoshop haha you look like a fucking turtle haha

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I live right by one in Utah and honest to god had no idea it was a chain restaurant until just now. In my defense there is only one in Utah.

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There are several in Alabama

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Well dude you're on the front page. I gotta hand it to you...

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

holy shit

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I can't say the same for the rest of you, but the girl beside you looks allright.

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Can't tell if the pun fell flat or was just offensive. . .

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Great we got the least cool looking one! ;)

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But the most handsome ;)

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Please tell me one of you tried to cosplay as venom snake

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Im tryna get top right's number :o

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Does it hurt your elbow? Looks painful.

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Nope! The forearm socket is molded specifically to our individual arms, and made to be comfortable but snug :)

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How does it feel to move it? Is it through flexing?

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You said bottom left! I was looking at bottom right. But same question.

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Your left or my left?

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Stage left

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Duh, she doesnt even have a left left

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Hey who’s bottom right? She thicc af.

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she defs has a fat booty behind those thighs

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I bet she makes the world go round

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who ever downvoted me clearly doesn't appreciate the booty

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Probably some tiny penis soy boys

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