The Return of the Meme (vol. 240)

Romania... I would love to visit.

Oops.

After some thought, my least favorite color is the pink of pepto bismol. My vitriolic dislike for this color stems from my mother painting this color in 80 percent of the house I grew up in.

I have done this. It made things worse. There are reasons why I am single.

I just kinda wonder what sort of person would need a mug like this. It just screams "white protestant" to me.

Okay Assurbanipal, lay off the Porn.

I've done this. Oof. It's never comfortable.

Mood.

This meme also applies to Geologists.

This.

I noticed yesterday that I always select the ugliest donut available. It probably will be the tastiest.

I hope someday someone chooses me for that reason. Well, not to eat me, but because I am awesome inside. As a person. Not food. But for dating and shit.

Ahhhh, crap, I meant to save this for a Dune Meme dump.

I have like, 6 friends with this exceedingly rare disorder. I swear I accidentally collect them the way people collect postage stamps. (My last ex also had it.)

Pippin tax!

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