The Plague

Feb 20, 2020 12:08 PM

Luftuni

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No french? i expected some french.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My bro in law has Finnish roots and their dog is named Koira!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perkele

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Ok, I'll ask... not all these words mean "dog", right? Is it an adjective + "dog"?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No adjectives, but they do include possessive pronouns, inquisitive markers etc. E.g. koiraasiko has 'your dog' + partitive case + question

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Szia!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hence why sane people refer to the baltic sea as "the language barrier".

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No vittu. Hävittiin.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a non-native speaker, I frigging love English. I wish all other languages would disappear!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Thank the heavens, there's languages worse off than german. Also "der Hunden" should be "der Hunde" without the n. ;)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this why I never hear of anyone learning Hungarian?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We Chinese got it figured out. Just 狗, always and forever.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Yes

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Playing lego with words, essentially. You know how a noun can become a verb or an adjective and vice versa in English? Well, how about >

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

doing that multiple times in a single word, and also gluing all the "of", "to", and other prepositions to the word itself? That's how >

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Hungarian does it. You can do it in English too, it's just gonna be multiple words (3-4 for the longer groups -- sorry, the specific >

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

word on the image is a bit hard to translate because it uses a weird expression that doesn't make a lot of sense, you just instinctively >

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

understand it.)

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Agglutinative languages FTW!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Languages that aren't gluten-free?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Languages that stack grammatical suffixes like English -s, -ing, or -ed on top of another to modify a word stem's meaning.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Hungarian guy I work with said "Well, yes, when you say to someone its a dog, but it's like even more of a dog then it's this." Like ok!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our language is so hard, that everyone will stagger occasionally, failing miserably.

6 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 0

Magyar? Or Finn?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Judging his username, definitely Magyar.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even native speakers.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

This! Sometimes you stop mid sentence and ask your self is that even a word...

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Yeah, in Norwegian, you could basically just combine any word. Soveposepersiennejustererknapp - sleeping bag blind adjuster button

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sporvognsskinneskidtskraber

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the train track dirt cleaner... we all want that

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joo!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

English is weird because it steals vocabulary from so many other languages and can be irregular, but oh my god Hungarian is just HARD

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know a single language that doesn't steal from just as many languages.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, but most of them are taking vocabulary from English, at least nowadays, due to television, movies and the internet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if you only look at recent additions, in which case English is also not that strange.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess. My understanding is that English has the largest distinct vocabulary (not just number of possible conjugations) of any language.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it's not a big deal if I'm wrong.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Conjugate? I 'ardly know 'er.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAJRÁ MAGYAROK!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Teufel Hunden is all I know of German.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Devil dogs with Crayons

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ojibwe is almost entirely made it conjugations. Like the entire language. Shits crazy

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, that's called "polysynthetic." It's a pretty alien thing to speakers of Indo-European langs like English, but it's also pretty cool.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's nice is when you learn the conjugations it's all just... Root words from there. I've forgotten many words, don't get to speak it much

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Torille!!!

6 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 2

Epäkoirallistattamattomuudellaansakohan?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Torillemmekokaan?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Toreillemmekaankohan...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Toreillemmekaankohankin?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never forget 95!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My car has diesel engine but I use 95oct because nevö foget!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ew a 9gag watermark!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

Now I dont feel so bad about English

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I speak 4 languages to various degree's of mastery, English ... by far is the easiest. I picked it up when i was like 9... without trying

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem with English is how many exceptions there are. French is very specific and complicated, but rarely deviates from it's rules

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But English has a thousand exceptions to every rule

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're more guidelines than rules.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Declensions, not conjugations

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Go drink your discount juice!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why isn't Finalnd scared when Hungary presented its own language's creepy grammar?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

for the same reason a hedgehog is scared of a spike even though it has many of its own

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same language family.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Because it's a Finno-Ugric language, just like Finnish is (member of the Uralic language family).

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So what? Hungarian and Finnish are still as close as English is to Persian. It's a little ignorance coming from Indo-European lang. speakers

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 15

This seems a weird point to make. Hungarian and Finnish are like cousins, while French and Russian are closer to second or third cousins.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sorry, meant English and Persian.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. They're very distant from each other.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4