DavidSenabreLopez
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90 years old...
(By Smultea Miron, TikTok)
Aug 19, 2021 8:09 AM
DavidSenabreLopez
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1556
36
90 years old...
(By Smultea Miron, TikTok)
imnotyourmum
She’s done this once or twice in her life. Probably.
PacoTheMeatManager
Mrs. Grim Reaper
misterlav
Death is not coming for her, she is coming for deathh
Twinklepot
Teqta
I looked for a scythe in Bunnings the other day, absolutely livid they didn't have any. I wanna mow the lawn like a peasant dammit
LyvPhreeOarDye
Threw my back out watching this.
OlderWiser
NotTinyPancakes
Ah you found the field where I grow my fu...upvotes
tobiassolem
That lady has used a scythe a couple of times before, I can tell.
tidepool
This is what being child free will look like when we’re old.
SickGirl01
Baba Yaga is that you???
SoHohi
If I had that in my hands and someone was just filming me and not helping... Oh boy!!
angrytransgirl
Whatcha gonna do, cut me?
PlumbobMillionaire
I threw my back and shoulder out just watching this.
HanSoslow
DenounceAll
Wasn’t the scythe faster?
jeffoncom
No, the schythe is much faster thanmost people think, but it's not faster than a literal fucking mower.
eterran
I heard this is super good for critical insects and their eggs, which usually get destroyed when sucked up into a lawnmower.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
She likes it sharp
FallingStar7669
It snagged once. She immediately stopped to sharpen it. That is a tool that has been loved.
jimbox114
Im 40 and it about kills me to do that. I have a hillside and its easier to use scythe than weedeater.
Lowland
Wow 90 years old
MsDirection
Shes been doing this for 83
SuperKamiGuru11
Hard workers die when they stop. Keeping active is key to long life. I’m a 30 year old man and she could kick the shit outta me I bet
Cranbananarama
Well, yeah, she has a scythe.
SuperKamiGuru11
Nah man. She would drop that scythe, crack her knuckles, and go to town on me. Then enjoy a litre of vodka or so.
ArcaneConjecture
She looks like the old woman who cuts your Thread of Life. Atraops.
Groovechild
Dude, go help your babka, you inconsiderate potato.
SirBobby98121
This is the way.
sirdouglasbuttersworth
I need an ibuprofen
WoodHandle
Awesome. She carries a file to sharpen the scythe on the go.
an3l3j
Those old scythes are usually sharpened like that with a hand sharpening stone while cutting.
CurlyZen
She is skilled and knows the work.
TrentonTye
A stone. In the olden days, The Pens Dutch took something called a "DengleSchtick" to the field to use as an anvil.
QuicksilverRaven
Don't piss off Baba Yaga. Especially when she is scything.
warrenwoodworks8888
Do the lyrics relate in some way or is it just awful for the sake of being awful?
Maxobb
It’s… folk music. Chill the fuck out
IveGotRedOnMe
suspiciouscorgi
They're unrelated. It's a very very old song, the lyrics are archaic
imgjim
The digeridoo is a nice touch
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Death is looking pretty frail there
dwilson0725
That's how she gets ya.
Bigworm666999
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
Disagree. It goes well with the video.
impidge
I kinda liked the song
Dravit
Ta
suspiciouscorgi
https://youtu.be/0wCLBmTCOxg maybe this will change your mind
SerenePrincess013
In this instance, do unmute. It's not trashy pop/rap music that's been remixed within an inch of its life. It's kinda relavent you the vid.
messica2
Ya agreed, it kind if sounds like traditional music
NuttyAsASquirrel
It is romanian traditional music
spence37j
The grim reaper "MUM..... leave the grass, I'll do it later"
therealbardman
Reaping what she had sewn.
Nertztoyouguys
NotTinyPancakes
I think you mean The Gram Reaper
imnotyourmum
Uh oh. Mum will give him “the stare” when she’s done.
onecattwocatbigcatsmallcat
MOM, where is my scythe? I am late for work
merrilup
I think they will get on
LordElups
Or let Mort do it
Flibbertyjib
But the grin reaper would say it with a smile
OctaviusClausewitz
Romanian old ladies are too stubborn to die, one of my great-grandmas lived to 99 and the other to 97. Husbands died decades befpre them
JoeT85
my wife likes to wonder out loud about when she'll get to start outliving me.
originfoomanchu1
Husbands escaped** FTFY lmao old thing scarier tjan Romanian wives are older Romanian wives. ;)
RazvanR
Yup. This screams Romania! Had to double check the original, and of course it is.
insertcleverusername1
I’m curious to see the original
Ja5per
Cue in the Boston guy: Hey ma, there's a fucking thing outside, looks like grandma, call the aspca or somethin'
insertcleverusername1
DoctorSniffles
StorytellingSalem
Hahhahahaha
Foire
Onsvaltti
I'll forever be upset that the audio was added later by another person. :/
bobolus
I'm going to pr
bobolus
I'm going to pretend I didn't read this
TheCaptionGuy
Yall it’s Michael Rappaport! He’s super famous.
PamfromTheOffice
Let her retire, fuck
TyrannosaurusDexter
Nah, let that bitch work
AlwaysInTheshadows
That's the American dream at work right there
CommodusLeitdorf
If she's anything like my Nonna I bet she'd rather die.
Nlchacon
Retirement is a death sentence.
suspiciouscorgi
Maybe it's her choice (dictated by the culture, the upbringing, lifestyle). Maybe she has no other choice.
funkmoth
You just try to take that tool away from her...
jadack
Just be happy she ain't mowing souls with that thing
Dondarian
Good luck stopping her
jelladelta
And then what will she do? Play CoD all day?
paxprose
lmao imagine getting someone that old to do something they don't want to do.
urboyevan2
Lots don’t have that luxury
MAN9000
Being active and useful is what's keeping her alive.
RichardValentine
That doesn't sound like Pam from the Office.
Ididnotknowthatwecouldchangethese
She's only 35
SamuthNBS
Pretty sure retired people still do their own gardening
ninjazidane8
Let her live her life how she wants without commentary, fuck
ChadimusPrime69
But who will mow OP's mum's vagina?
moustic
Have you considered that she might not want to retire...?
onecattwocatbigcatsmallcat
Agree. What if she enjoys taking care of the things that she loves, and it keeps her happy
Soleska
Agreed. My step-mom's dad is nearly 80 and still tends to his veggie garden, rides his bike everywhere, cooks & cleans bc he wants to
LespritDeLescalier22
I don’t think she’d be up for much sex. Even if she’s retired.
SouthBananaEmpire
SexBeerGamingCarsMoviesCoffeeBurgersCats
Depends which country she lives in. No state pension? No savings? Work work work
AlexanderReave
You get pension for paying taxes.You pay taxes from having had a job(declared income) Some country folks have always just worked worked land
AmArschdieRaeuber
I really don't think mowing is her job tbh
blitzCommunityBaroness
Stop clicking on me
butthurtnevergetsbetter
Some countries have state pensions which are way too fucking low to survive, too.
Mokelzwerg
She’d probably immediately die
Bukkhockey
You're assuming she CAN die.
imgurianitarian
CptJohnYossarian
I believe this was a job interview
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
sadly ya I know few old timers that can work you me and everyone, they work 2 jobs at like 60
ImpossibleAgenda
My grandpa finally tried to retire at 90. Died a month later.
manymadmasks
That’s my experience. Old folk what dunnae have nothing keeping em moving slip into a wooden onesie faster than not.
fapoon
Yeah- in Japan a lot of people who retire go straight into volunteering.
Chronozon937
Come again?
KiwiGameDev
Old people who stop working tend to die
aifeloadawildmoss
"Wooden onesie"
RedAppleSoda
The Golden Child is such a great movie.
aifeloadawildmoss
It is one of my all time favourite movies
HulluSteve
Yeap, happened to my 97 year old grandma. Once she hurt herself and was forced to bedrest she died in a couple of weeks.
charlie2979
Same. Pulled her back closing some curtains, dead within a month. Couldn't take sitting down and having people care for her.
4Astaroth
My dad was always afraid of people thinking he was lazy so he was ill, his leg and back hurt all time but he went to work.
AuntieCoddswaddle
This is my dad. It's not the last thing that kills. It's all the things before that they didn't address.
4Astaroth
The next time he was sick was the last time. At least I saw him 6 days before that.