Fiancés dad told me to blow him...

Apr 27, 2017 3:58 AM

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My house key is a cheap copy of the original, so it gets stuck in the lock. Fiances dad was in the house and heard me jiggling it, so he came to get the door. When this happenes he likes to joke that I'm drunk, and tries to say "Let me breathalize you." But he doesn't speak fluent English and the direct translation from Spanish to English for what he meant to say is "Blow me." Fiancé and I had a good laugh but couldn't explain to him why we thought his dumb joke was so funny- now he says it all the time.

Tell him, you'll ask his son to be the breathalyser… The jokes will stop.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this isn't scroll bait idk what is

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PLOT TWIST: He really means- ah fuck it.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

So did you blow him?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I never thought id get clickbaited in imgur

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

So did you blow him?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Bitch did I stutter?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: OP's fiancé is his fiancé's dad

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

very common Spanish saying when you see a drunk person is sóplame translating to Blow Me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Twist: fiance's dad doesn't speak Spanish.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP's fiancé

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lived with guy from Brazil. Wanted me to take clothes out of dryer. Said "could you...how do you say...take off your clothes?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like u want too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chupa mi pito lmao ????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Apr 27, 2017 4:17 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Tell that to your father in law it's a compliment. Ask your wife what it means first.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He knew exactly what he was saying....

9 years ago | Likes 658 Dislikes 4

Que?

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9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Stargate +1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

¿Chupame vergas?

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

Soplame

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That also works...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

De rodillas y ponte a mamar

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Asi le dije a tu mamá anoche.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Uuhh.. dobys akf wdj

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Am I doing this language thing right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 25, 2017 1:13 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhhh.......

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He looks like a badly-done animatronic in that gif.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like, as a woman, can you just imagine how utterly horrible it would to be married to this thing. I shudder...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I still can't quite believe that THAT is our president.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My feelings exactly. I already have my spot in the mountains picked out and stocked.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thinking there... I'm worried for a lot of things... I'm a highschool science teacher and right now it's really hard to be positive 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I'm talking about environment and progress since we nowdays are moving backwards.... I'm in Sweden but I'm worried that other countries

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time I see his face or hear 'President Donald Trump' I go into deep thought about the state of existence. It can't be real, can it?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I know. He had to run the same year as the ONLY candidate who couldn't beat him. DAMMIT DONALD!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He was waiting like 30 years for this alignment of events.

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