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My house key is a cheap copy of the original, so it gets stuck in the lock. Fiances dad was in the house and heard me jiggling it, so he came to get the door. When this happenes he likes to joke that I'm drunk, and tries to say "Let me breathalize you." But he doesn't speak fluent English and the direct translation from Spanish to English for what he meant to say is "Blow me." Fiancé and I had a good laugh but couldn't explain to him why we thought his dumb joke was so funny- now he says it all the time.
chargeling
Tell him, you'll ask his son to be the breathalyser… The jokes will stop.
TinyRickfromearthdimensionC137
If this isn't scroll bait idk what is
onthesquare
PLOT TWIST: He really means- ah fuck it.
daveeeeeeed
So did you blow him?
Pickleson
I never thought id get clickbaited in imgur
skibbibizzle
So did you blow him?
MDederick
"Bitch did I stutter?"
SpiderSalad
Plot twist: OP's fiancé is his fiancé's dad
ConfusedLook
anthonyLG
very common Spanish saying when you see a drunk person is sóplame translating to Blow Me.
FistsOfSlightAnnoyance
Twist: fiance's dad doesn't speak Spanish.
Repetitapup
tacoparlor
Lived with guy from Brazil. Wanted me to take clothes out of dryer. Said "could you...how do you say...take off your clothes?"
SinnyPower
Sounds like u want too
MugetsuDeath
Chupa mi pito lmao ????
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MugetsuDeath
Tell that to your father in law it's a compliment. Ask your wife what it means first.
Gaaza
He knew exactly what he was saying....
Astrangeimageeveryday
Que?
MollyNapQueen
SteveHarringtonsBat
Stargate +1
misterbookman
¿Chupame vergas?
Druggedpunk
Soplame
misterbookman
That also works...
ElQuickSilver
De rodillas y ponte a mamar
Druggedpunk
Asi le dije a tu mamá anoche.
AndAwaaaaaayWeGooo
Uuhh.. dobys akf wdj
AndAwaaaaaayWeGooo
Am I doing this language thing right?
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DNADigital
Ohhhhhh.......
KaliaGrey
He looks like a badly-done animatronic in that gif.
Rehtse
Like, as a woman, can you just imagine how utterly horrible it would to be married to this thing. I shudder...
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
I still can't quite believe that THAT is our president.
pleasebequite
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
My feelings exactly. I already have my spot in the mountains picked out and stocked.
pleasebequite
Good thinking there... I'm worried for a lot of things... I'm a highschool science teacher and right now it's really hard to be positive 1/2
pleasebequite
When I'm talking about environment and progress since we nowdays are moving backwards.... I'm in Sweden but I'm worried that other countries
EmilyKla
Every time I see his face or hear 'President Donald Trump' I go into deep thought about the state of existence. It can't be real, can it?
OldGreggsBloodyMangina
I know. He had to run the same year as the ONLY candidate who couldn't beat him. DAMMIT DONALD!
OmfgImNotLurking
He was waiting like 30 years for this alignment of events.