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nsxbill
You will probably regret it later in life.
VajrapaniP
Analee.
miserableprincess
If I was a hot chick I'd be a stripper
PianoandPads
Where does Rick find all of those toys?
pitofern
"Unfortunately the male talent couldn't be here so suck my cock"
IbrahimKartoffelsalat
Tryingtobecoolfool
..... I got my first job interview. Wish me luck!
vrflyer
Is that Dani?
Chebear101
The amusing thing to me is we all get this.
Nographer
At least she's staying hydrated.
LouieMondo
that couch
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
She's about to get that disgusting man's mushroom shoved in her clam & backdoor.
DogNamedSpurt
Porn Porn Porn GLASSES Porn Porn Porn FILL UP THE TRUCK Porn Porn Porn
DrTouchy
????
Arr0gantExp3rt7
I'm too insecure about my body so I'm just going to produce it
Badbadger1
Get on with it I don't have all day..
saugeendrifter
getting paid to pretend to be seduced by a phony modellling agent, classic, ill look for your skit on the Hub
UseYourNoodle
No shame in knowing you will fuel the imaginations of many
maxpaine1337
Gotta pay off student debt somehow
maxlt1
Ah, you joined the servicing industry.
MeanGreenMemeQueen
At 17 I already knew my future was a bust
suicideclintonbullets
MRW when I realized I watched this one last week...
bryanew710
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
I never understood why Russia and German Reichtangle were used. Either Nazi and big Soviet at the end, or...
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
A gangbang with Prussia, Imperial Austria, and Czarist Russia. Damn lack of historical accuracies. And use the right Polish flags.
bryanew710
That Germany is Kaiserreich-era. They use a different flag to that point. That Russian flag is also Csar-era Russian flag.
itscoldhere8monthsoftheyear
TIL that's the old Russian flag from 1700 to 1918. However, the Imperial German flag (Reichtangle) was never used when Poland existed.
bryanew710
Historically, Poland (or its people, to the point) have always been at the behest of Russia or Germany. I think that's the point.
MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings
"Hmm. I like sex. I like cameras. I like money... maybe porn is a good career choice."
Glumerlink
*quickly learns that it's completely soulless work that is just higher pay for god awful work that you can't put on a resume*
MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings
Naivete is the leading cause of bad decisions.
WrathCore696
Did your beard made you do porn? Mine tried once
MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings
The quotation marks were meant to indicate the thoughts of the depicted lady on the casting couch. My beard is really into monogamy.
JimSilly
This guy! Love this guy!!!
MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings
Why, praytell?
JimSilly
Quality research ability.
Proteus1985
Wait, you like sex and money? This is getting weird...
Nordalin
*whispers* It's the beards! ~Aragorn probably
jrhawk42
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3V0FBxSzWp6O0Lf2/giphy.gif
VorpalHalcyon
I like sex and candy, yeah
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Who's that lounging in my chair...
Mistruths
candy
Moekaki69
Yeaaahh...
umbrellamaker
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?