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Please accept snek offerings
StandBackSomeonesOffened
I've never reluctantly accepted something so quickly.
IceHotZombie
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
hello snek you are very coot
Astrangeimageeveryday
Gud snek
MexiPixel
I wouldn't mind getting bitten by these :)
voltlunok
Saltboot
I lost count of the bamboozlins, heckin cute snek though
Modelblueblanket
Snakes in hats brings down their scariness by 100%. I feel like he knows he's cute, especially in that St. Patrick's day hat.
SendMeYourNSFWSelfies2
Snekachu
Kazahani
Gesundheit.
ProxyPlayerHD
thatsuzychick
YES
waitingforthesluttypumpkin
You have an adorable nope rope!
Knyexar
Yes, snek Is, in fact what usersub what usersub want
THEFURRYJESUS
GundamCustoms
Yes.
MrAskani
Dangerous disguised nope noodles!! NOPE NOPE NOPE!
MrTiny
Nope-Rope w\ hats OMD
sirbartonslady
I gotta ask.... does it annoy snakes to have hats put on their heads, or are these so chillax that they give no fucks and are cool with it?
fhatnutz
Chill as your ex gf soul
Novachair
Snakes are more photogenic than me
idontenglishsorry
to be fair, they are not THAT ugly
markjx
Me, too! :(
annyeonghaters
Welp the first one had me thinking of metal gear
tacos9000
I swear only white people have time for this
PrincessWasabi
NamesElliot
Snakes with hats. Its all over, we can go home now, no more content is needed.
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
ColonelCouch
I'm pretty sure that's a tumblr account, haven't checked in a long time though
TheRealFireFrenzy
its also an entire subreddit
EverythingWasTakenBySomeBastard
"snake? Snaaaaaaake!"
Evilwall
So that's how you can keep your slither tube warm.
DickMercenary
Reptiles don't produce their own heat. Sweaters work by trapping heat. Snek in sweater = cold nope rope.
twothumbsWAYwayup
Or you could wear pants... Oh wait
Akubarix
NO! NO! THIS IS TOO FUCKING CUTE! DAMN IT NOODLE-CHU! YOU FUCKING ADORABLE NOPE-ROPE! I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU DESIRE IN LIFE OP! AHHHH
fhatnutz
Haha you aswell my friend!
RivyR
Those are some nice danger noodles
1metalnation
Danger noodles are venomous, those are nope ropes and they are wonderful
humptyblargh
Ball pythons are no-danger noodles. The puppies of snakes.
1metalnation
You should meet my big Suriname RTB. He's literally a deaf dog without legs
F1L0Y1
Pics plz
WhyWontMyCopilotStopScreaming
DANGER NOODLE!!!!
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fhatnutz
There nope ropes ,no poison as stated by a coment above.
Jsupes
#4 am guessing got placed in... Hufflepuff
PrincessWasabi
Not Slytherin ;)?
NlNENINE
serious question: do snakes offer any kind of affection? rate: 1. (tapeworm) - 10 (dog)
MagicSquid
The one above is a ball python and they make good pets. I used to have one and yes, they do show limited affection. 3-4.
stickywiggit
Maybe a 4? They like your body heat and will curl around you but otherwise difficult to detect affection.
NlNENINE
they kinda do know youre there right? like cats? or do they see us as giant moving obstacles that emit heat?
MagicSquid
They recognize that we're another animal and I've definitely seen one that would snuggle its owner like a puppy.