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Dwan-yay. (I forgot to mention this is 90%+ shamelessly reposted. But curated, friends!!!)
Well this isn’t funny. Oops.
I have no memory of saving this #momdrunk
Underrated genius (OP I mean! PAC is exactly appropriately rated!)
Homegirl ought to be verified
“Elders”
I have questions
Oops, not funny again. Keep scrolling.
Janet sounds fun
Fucking Jeff
Nibling, you guys. NIBLING.
Again. Wish I could just X this out of the dump without starting over on mobile @sarah #askingforafriend
Truth: My husband has a Chinese tattoo that allegedly means strength, so this is extra funny to me!
Solid Hitler joke payoff
Baby tax
ijoinedtoupvotestuff
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
#19 Ok, ok ...how come this bitch look like she could put her tits in her pockets to keep her nipples warm if she wanted to.
lurkmoarjono
Memes, with @op commentary? What will they think of next?
flamingflamingo
#10 I like how that's a FUCKING ANACDONA.
LanceCrossfire
/a/i6lGU
doomsdayaddams
I like the baby tax especially.
ClydMLam5
Cute kid; solid dump +1 :-)
turkletoon
Proud member of the sit sits.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Those are some cutie-pie niblings.
squeakyleeks
Is that your baby? That kid is adorable and I don't say that often about kids.
TayTay051
I do.
WedsBunneh
Looks like the woman in the yellow shirt might have a hernia. I don't know. I'm not a doctor, Jim.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Took me a whole lot of time to figure out that those lumps in teh belly area are very probably her tits. Can't unsee.
WedsBunneh
Owning tits myself, I don't think so but one never knows.
Thirsty4knowledge
Stealing #23 shamelessly reposting! +1 OP!
kettlebellislife
Best dump in the last 6 months
MrsHowVeryDareYou
WOW that’s a fucking compliment right there!
kettlebellislife
Happy New Year from Chicago!
ZombieZooZombieZoo
#13: define "suddenly"
samsonguy920
The fun thing about the decline of a nation is the people don't see it until the last minute. Like when the Visigoths sacked Rome.
Promethianfire
Why did that Nibling picture make me snort my lungs through my nose? Also, is your kid a Fremen?
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Ok I googled Fremen - hubs is def a Dune fan, he is fully asleep - but pics only suggest a blue eye connection? Help me understand the Nerd!
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Nerd husband says, “You should respond that she is a direct descendant of Paul Atredies”
Promethianfire
hahaha. Your husband can explain when he's awake.
YerAGrizzardArry
That Tupac joke is fucking amazing
MrsHowVeryDareYou
RIGHT?!
tonx916
So god damn goood!!!
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FistfulOfAssholes
I’m too dumb to understand it right now. Can you explain?
tonx916
pigs3different1s
You probably aren't dumb. Just lack Spanish language knowledge is all! There's a difference. Don't get down on yourself
ArsenicSauce
This is the nicest thing I’ve read all night
tonx916
RDS08
Spanish? Isn't that a kind of vegetable?
PolarBears91
You're a sweetheart, I hope the world treats you right :)
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
It's a Spanish language joke. "Tu" is the informal form of "you", and Usted is formal.
Relick202
I had to scroll back up just to appreciate it again
wojoh89
Thankyou, I didn't understand it either.
GoliathSkittles
Oh good, I thought I was going crazy because I didn't understand it.