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Eleda
But what is the second rule for success??
Radandie94
"Just because I'm a bad guy doesn't mean I am a bad guy", said zangief
JohnnyLawlessEsq
I read the Lex Luthor on in Gene Hackman's voice.
freecomicman
It's a repost
NippleNopple
#2 is Wayne Gretzky but sure deadshot works
TravNel
Wheres the one of Harley Quinn acting like a dirty slut whore?
satanisnatasbackwards
:D
apercent
The best success is reposting pictures in a different order - op
TheStonewall
JohnnyChavez
Why would I take advice frome these guy half of the get they're ass kicked by The Bat-man on a regular basis.
Mewmus
Take of the "the", just call him "BATMAN!!!!!"
mistermixelpix
The Kingpin one makes no fucking sense at all.
theboned1
I like villains.
FreeHamJobs
So are we just ignoring the fact that the Juggernaut quote is actually an Ayn Rand quote?
dinklebot2000
And one of her few good ones. Say what you will about her ideology, I really enjoyed The Fountainhead. Got me interested in architecture.
FreeHamJobs
She took a lot of her ideas to the extreme, and I think that pushed people away from them. I really enjoyed the Fountainhead, as well.
sauronthenecromancer
I'm not a product of my circumcision!
OnlyPositiveComments
I'm a product of my distances!
PeacefulWarfare
I'm a product of my circumcision :(
whereisdannymo
The juggernaut one is from Atlas Shrugged. we'll call it borrowed
Winningguacamole
Best revenge is massive success is Frank sinatra
InvasiveEvasion
Riddler...
SiRoj90
I'm sorry but Thanos's quote is stupid.
OldKingColeman
"If you do not honour our agreement, I will bathe the starways in your blood" is way better.
Highlander8795
Yeah, a true leader knows how to delegate.
blmcdonald
The point is everyone he delegated the task to failed, so he's going to do it himself.
wererat2000
A lot of these are surprisingly motivating... and then there's Ultron dissing Cap's frisbee shield of death.
SkilledHawk
"You miss 100% of the shots you do take." - Stormtrooper
dinklebot2000
Only if they are essential to the plot.
Berberer
LEGO Star Wars Stormtrooper: You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take, and about 75% of the ones you do. The other 25 you kill someone
Earan
"For you" - Bane
starlordwasmyslavename
Thanks Satan, for wrongly crediting famous quotes, and then picking the shittiest lines from the marvel cinematic universe. That is Hell
Nomulus
That being said, it's not like Ultron or Thanos have had any better lines in the MCU.
Dolenmorgul
it's Satine
DeTobiasch
Did you just assume my gender??
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Dolenmorgul
zombie disagrees
GoldenDelicious89
That's a stolen Michael Scott quote
thisIsTheTenthTryToMakeAUsername
These speak to me in a deep, dark level.
ReallyGoodBee
The Juggernaut one makes me of Audioslave. "They are named for the last of the great American heroes, for whom... speed means freedom.
adam1111
Well hot diggety shitballs, I am literally listening to Audioslave right now, for the first time in forever. Broken City. So crunchy.
Janthran
i believe you accidentally a word.
pfshfine
I accidentally a whole bottle of coke. It's beginning to itch.
ReallyGoodBee
And the question is not, "When will they stop?", but, "Who will be the one to stop them?"."
halasterblackcloak
I believe age of apocalypse hulk stops and throws him really far
halasterblackcloak
I always wondered the whole unstoppable force meats an immovable object if it would just make kinetic energy thus spawning gambit?
iliterallycannoteven
The quote is actually Ayn Rand lol
HiddenSanity
So still a Villain quote? :P
Kopar
Pretty sure they weren't the first ones to say almost any of these.
MassiveMaoMao
"I am Groot" - Groot
toropazzoide
AH! That's what she said
ThaWalkingTalkingStephenHawking
"you miss 100% of the shots you don't take" -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Deadshot
Nigbac
So you mean one real person and then two fictional characters that came years later and simply repeated it because the writers said they did
bluesPepper25
"you miss 100% of the shots you don't take" -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Deadshot -ThaWalkingTalkingStephenHawking -bluesPepper25
mikeatike
"Knowledge is power. France is bacon."
darthchocolate
I get that reference.
darthchocolate
I got that reference.
darthchocolate
I got that reference.
darthchocolate
I get that reference.
darthchocolate
I get that reference.
darthchocolate
I get that reference.
darthchocolate
I got that reference.
darthchocolate
I get that reference.
darthchocolate
I get that reference.
darthchocolate
I got that reference.
ImASnek
What'd they build a frisbee out of?
pronoun
The most versatile substance on the planet.
absolutelyido
Dildos?
natabus
Vibranium Dildos?
MorallySuperior
Your super power better be an indestructible vagina.
Highlander8795
Love.
Ruhig
My first thought was, "Well, to be fair we do a lot of other stuff with plastic too."
cherypi
LIKE DILDO BATS
FindusSomKatten
cherypi
That's the one!
KingJelly7
Vibranium. He's referring to captain America's shield
ImASnek
Ha! Very good
SLTWWS
Oooooh.....I thought plastic
JetSetGo
It's a very contextually-reliant quote, which makes me wonder why it was chosen for this dump.
NlGHTW0LF
and Black Panther's gimp suit
dangerousDoc
Only in the cinematic universe. In comic universe it's made of a super alloy partially made from vibrainium
thesolamnus
Yes but the quote refers directly to the mcu
thevaginalviscerator
Dead shot, Wayne Gretzky, same thing right?
fuckingmagnetshowdotheywork
Haha. These are just quotes from other people that sound like the villains could have maybe, potentially, possibly said something similar
jordanschlansky
I always thought it was Lee. http://imgur.com/UMaGTJ9
relicen
You hit 300% of the shots you take. - Lee Harvey Oswald
azmyth1
Juggernaut, Ayn Rand, same thing right?
ILostIt
and Juggernaut, Ayn Rand, same thing, right?
cyanidkatharsis
Actually the inspiration for Deadshot was Wayne Gretzky. They called him deadshot in his days in NHL. Total bullshit story.
ozzyozzofozz
I'd I was gonna make a villain who is deadly accurate, I'd have him quote Gretzky too
Brones
Pretty sure Gretzky's dad said it first. It was just Wayne's mantra thereafter.
jimthe70yearoldfarmer
- Micheal Scott
thegrimreaver
Side note: Has anyone seen Wayne Gretzky and Deadshot in the same room at the same time?
mikeatike
Wayne Gretzky is a comic book / cartoon hero. Anyone remember Pro Stars?
iamthisguy247
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott / Deadshot.
raivin
-Harambe
DidYouKnowThatCashewsComeFromAFruit
Dang. Beat me to it
Nigbac
So you mean one real person and then two fictional characters that came years later and simply repeated it because the writers said they did
Yacobs21
-Lee Harvey Oswald
SteveThePirateInSpace
Micheal Shot / Deadscott
kriskodisko
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - an alcoholic
superdudedto
Ha ha!
Mewmus
http://imgur.com/mnQQcSc
Tikityler
Looks like someone has a drinking problem...
Vectorman2
Wayne Gretzky was often called the Deadshot of the NBA
thevaginalviscerator
NHL?
highqualityraterotica
Arena league football bro.
Vectorman2
No, Deadshot was actually a Marvel comic book character, he recently appeared in the movie Suicide Team
thevaginalviscerator
Lol, I love you guys
TheRinzler
No, you're thinking about Deadpool, the character from teen Titans who started in the film "Schindler's List" that came out last year.