Two are three are used as a tie down when you're wearing you're wearing your pirate's costume and when you're yelling "This Kraken has me bent over and ass up and I can't move...oh no..." they ram a...
....pff, look at me explaining what I'm sure is pretty normal stuff.
AntiProtonBoy
The zip is cheating
conklin5
Rated FFFF - Fish Fuck Fetish Friday
itsocelot
BDSMR
CrisprCAS
RelartOfGivia
Do you know how hard it is to stick that thing up your butt??
Donaldbain
The flavor never stood a chance.
Sebastopol140
Einstein9073
Maniac Mansion 2: day of the tentacle
fiorideiliberi11
Dude! It makes me cry to see that someone out there had the same thoughtðŸ˜
Sebastopol140
Hehehe.
Clockworkdancerobot
Laverne: "Now I am the jailor and you kitty are my prisoner. Muahaha!"
viila
What even is the point of the tentacle? It's way too soft and floppy to be inserted anywhere.
UnattendedDeviant
Two are three are used as a tie down when you're wearing you're wearing your pirate's costume and when you're yelling "This Kraken has me bent over and ass up and I can't move...oh no..." they ram a...
....pff, look at me explaining what I'm sure is pretty normal stuff.
CrisprCAS
I've seen documentaries suggesting you are incorrect
Stuffitwithbeans
Untrue...... In fact it is designed to go into a particular place. It is so soft and flexible so it can go around corners without injury.....
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
Usually used for deep anal plunging
Radix865
The fact that it is soft and floppy lets it go deep, namely it bends along with your bowels. I've seen some...science on this matter.
If you don't believe me just go to hub and search "longest dildo", most of them are floppy and soft.
Knifesmith
There are people who would disagree with you...
conklin5
Not with that attitude anyway.
Zetor
Please. My son.
PineappleLoopsBroether
He’s very slick.
PineappleLoopsBroether
This is a colab between us :)
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Beautiful
Zetor
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y2JvOW0wb3N3YmNjcGc4b2M5amlpamQ3ejA2c3Jib2preTY2NWFlYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dqYNttquOR121edzFB/200w.webp
PineappleLoopsBroether
Sorrontis
that's a dildo?
martineb72
Nah, it's too floppy. If it was a little more rigid, then it could be used anally, but not vaginally.
GreenMnM
Thats a sex toy that comes with its own zip code
BorkasonBork
https://bad-dragon.com/
noway10
Paige no!
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
That's a tentacle.
ChernoGamma
Stupid sexy Great Old One
PineappleLoopsBroether
Ah yes, fisherman’s wife 7
CrisprCAS
If you're brave enough
Sorrontis
I'm not
CrisprCAS
But also yes
Taishosama
I am but pretty sure my body would break before my spirit would.
BadRoleModel
Believe in yourself
RyanSilver612
Death by snu snu
CrisprCAS
You'll never know what you're capable of until you try