Jul 6, 2020 7:43 PM
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FriendlyFallopian
Her smile warms my heart
Donaldbain
Hope those shoes are water proof.
iamdanman
*visibly turned on
magus200342
She was debating on shooting the witch
Lobo82
I'm surprised she didnt slip then and there. I was reminded of Pam from Archer "You can drown a toddler on my pants!"
PDXDragon
In Hong Kong, that could get you a life sentence.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
big fucking gun
DontAskMeAboutTheDeadKidsInMyTrunk
"I have the weirdest lady boner right now" - That cop right now
Zambezionis
She looks smart.
AndrewKuhn
I’ve watched this over and over. I have a crush now.
NPaine
Splooosh...
OrdinarilyBob
soupnazi
how is she supposed to shoulder that rifle?
LeftRightThere
EdwardEH
And in the USA if you're that close to the cops they arrest you... because you're threatening them.
SociallyAwkwardPenguins
I love seeing them smile
Goldenteckel
IsthisAmericanow
No one ever said you had to be smart to be a cop.
UrGyPc
Does the male cop lick his lips?
PsycheV
People enjoy when others make them wonder, especially with
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
It's why I like the show "Magic for humans" it's a total mind f' that I want to believe is real.
KosmsLabyrinth
Wtf happened in the tags o.O
RaptorDancer
We need to talk about those tags...
Ulthirm
IIRC these guys were standing guard while a leader visited the country hence the heavy armaments.
hsvenom
Bellybuttonbuttplug
CyclopticColleague
ImNotDaredevil
How often do UK police need to use rifles like that?
dudfey
Hardly ever, mainly used as deterrence. Get the occasional lunatic waving a knife around who forces them to shoot but little else
burpwind
But they mostly don't. They are trained to de-escalate.
GoddamnitClown
2019 was a busy-ish year. Firearms officers responded / were deployed 20,186 times. They discharged their weapons in 13 of those incidents.
Sayagain
Jesus that's a weekend in Chicago here.
imnotthatblonde
Also for some really scary context, uk has about 68million population to 305ish million in the us..
US is more like 328m by now but, still, annual killings by police are currently more than 300:1 whereas population is less than 5:1
Ah fair, was going by the last numbers i remembered seeing, should add to that we have 40-50 or so gun deaths a year, including /2
Yeah, US police use of firearms is astoundingly cavalier.
westellar
US civilian use of firearms is similarly cavalier.
MoarCatsPleez
What Country? What weapons? Not the bubbles to be specific.
WehWehWeh
Looks like UK’s. Don’t know shit about guns so can’t help you there.
chickenman702
UK police. Heckler & Koch G36s I believe
crashbasher
Thank you. They looked australianish but australian police very rarely have anything larger than a pistol
idiosamatik
That’s what she said
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
Sexy rifle in general, I don't care what anyone says.
They always look oddly proportioned to me, bit too chunky. Never handled one though so can't say for definite
I love their design. Me neither but I really want to, the closest I've ever gotten was Arma 3 lol.
UK based so have to go overseas to shoot, don't think there's a civvy variant of the G36 sadly so I guess I won't be using one anytime soon
keener33
Those are the police you get when you call 0118 999 881 999 119 725. 3
rwb813
What about 211
grovberg
Is that the new Beef Call number?
decarnatedame
Did you see that ludicrous display last night ?
Roshiro
Oh my god! I totally forgot about this!! Holy shit the nostalgia!
SolidEdge
If you call 112 you get those without weapons. Unless you ask "nicely".
CitizenClam
RoninJak
.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
RigbyP
commentisrelevant
Not if the call handler is using vista, you're going to die
CumsInPies
I heard that's what caused such a slow response during the great sea park fire.
DamnDongels
Tried, this phone number seems fake
ilhares
You get a reaction from your phone OS if you enter it into an Android phone.
TELunus
Not on my android phone
Really? Every phone I've punched it into (dialing, not contacts) it's set off either a minor lightshow or the vibration feature.
Perhaps I typed it wrong, but I got nothing. Pixel 3a with stock non-rooted android 10
rssplowman
I like her genuine smile
Intr0naut
eerily close to this though v
twsx
It's almost like cops are people too! Fancy that..
METROlD
As she shoulders her weapon and shoots the first black person in range.
... gleefully
Imademyselfsquirtle
She came.
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
Easy to impress her
fign37
Really, for me it looks like she's about to start crying
DrGonzo1805
The smile says a lot but I love that little hop.
CrazyCatLad
She looks like Carter Cruise.
That makes my pants tingle
CureForHomoSapiens
That last confused smile says 'Should I shoot him?'
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
Nah, witches get burned not shot...
ChromeAtom
Those aren't American cops
Nandortherelentless
She thought about penis for a hot second.
Chickenlicker
no, she really didn't
caelxs
She was thinking bout magic fingers
kawaiicorgi
If you look at the policeman in the last few seconds, he was licking lower lip. So he might be thinking about penis as well. :D
IJokeALot
idontknowhowthissiteworks
the thirsty lady cop and that smile.
mikasaur
That was a look of genuine joy/happiness. Not horny. Jesus.
the toe lift and strutting says otherwise. But okay.
that's what makes you think someone is sexually interested? jesus. you're seeing things that just aren't there.
RagingNorseman
ihaveloudfarts
Her:
pyxis81
TreesNStuff
NaturalTwentys
Lmao
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
Lmpo
I'm confused. Does that mean she gives consent or not? Have to be careful these days...
It seems I should've added this:
badgerthewitness
If you’re uncertain about consent, you need to change your ways.
BobbyVegana
is not, take consent not granted unless is explicit declared; that's because I never fuck anybody, I need written permission.
JudgementalMan
This shit appears everytime a girl smiles on this website and its cringy.
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
Username checks out.
and inaccurate, panty has not stains and looks dry. downvote it.
uresman3
Way to double down.
TheKaein
I mean look, getting a smile is a solid first step.
You could be laughing with her deep into the hours of the night and she still might not be into you.
yeah but smiles are also involved in general society and being good people to each other. why sexualise every single aspect of humanity?!
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
smiling is usually a display of aggression in animals.
Because humans are sexual creatures who have sex for both bonding and enjoyment? Idk take it up with your creator why we're this way.
blacknsilver86
Because sex is the reason for humanity.
iPostReactionMemes
To be fair, this particular human being is subjectively attractive.
it makes zero difference to the meaning behind her intention, from her perspective. are you saying she can't smile incase someone takes it
FriendlyFallopian
Her smile warms my heart
Donaldbain
Hope those shoes are water proof.
iamdanman
*visibly turned on
magus200342
She was debating on shooting the witch
Lobo82
I'm surprised she didnt slip then and there. I was reminded of Pam from Archer "You can drown a toddler on my pants!"
PDXDragon
In Hong Kong, that could get you a life sentence.
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
big fucking gun
DontAskMeAboutTheDeadKidsInMyTrunk
"I have the weirdest lady boner right now" - That cop right now
Zambezionis
She looks smart.
AndrewKuhn
I’ve watched this over and over. I have a crush now.
NPaine
Splooosh...
OrdinarilyBob
soupnazi
how is she supposed to shoulder that rifle?
OrdinarilyBob
LeftRightThere
EdwardEH
And in the USA if you're that close to the cops they arrest you... because you're threatening them.
SociallyAwkwardPenguins
I love seeing them smile
Goldenteckel
IsthisAmericanow
No one ever said you had to be smart to be a cop.
UrGyPc
Does the male cop lick his lips?
PsycheV
People enjoy when others make them wonder, especially with
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
It's why I like the show "Magic for humans" it's a total mind f' that I want to believe is real.
KosmsLabyrinth
Wtf happened in the tags o.O
RaptorDancer
We need to talk about those tags...
Ulthirm
IIRC these guys were standing guard while a leader visited the country hence the heavy armaments.
hsvenom
Bellybuttonbuttplug
CyclopticColleague
ImNotDaredevil
How often do UK police need to use rifles like that?
dudfey
Hardly ever, mainly used as deterrence. Get the occasional lunatic waving a knife around who forces them to shoot but little else
burpwind
But they mostly don't. They are trained to de-escalate.
burpwind
But they mostly don't. They are trained to de-escalate.
GoddamnitClown
2019 was a busy-ish year. Firearms officers responded / were deployed 20,186 times. They discharged their weapons in 13 of those incidents.
Sayagain
Jesus that's a weekend in Chicago here.
imnotthatblonde
Also for some really scary context, uk has about 68million population to 305ish million in the us..
GoddamnitClown
US is more like 328m by now but, still, annual killings by police are currently more than 300:1 whereas population is less than 5:1
imnotthatblonde
Ah fair, was going by the last numbers i remembered seeing, should add to that we have 40-50 or so gun deaths a year, including /2
GoddamnitClown
Yeah, US police use of firearms is astoundingly cavalier.
westellar
US civilian use of firearms is similarly cavalier.
MoarCatsPleez
What Country? What weapons? Not the bubbles to be specific.
WehWehWeh
Looks like UK’s. Don’t know shit about guns so can’t help you there.
chickenman702
UK police. Heckler & Koch G36s I believe
crashbasher
Thank you. They looked australianish but australian police very rarely have anything larger than a pistol
idiosamatik
That’s what she said
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
Sexy rifle in general, I don't care what anyone says.
chickenman702
They always look oddly proportioned to me, bit too chunky. Never handled one though so can't say for definite
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
I love their design. Me neither but I really want to, the closest I've ever gotten was Arma 3 lol.
chickenman702
UK based so have to go overseas to shoot, don't think there's a civvy variant of the G36 sadly so I guess I won't be using one anytime soon
keener33
Those are the police you get when you call 0118 999 881 999 119 725. 3
rwb813
What about 211
grovberg
Is that the new Beef Call number?
decarnatedame
Did you see that ludicrous display last night ?
Roshiro
Oh my god! I totally forgot about this!! Holy shit the nostalgia!
SolidEdge
If you call 112 you get those without weapons. Unless you ask "nicely".
CitizenClam
RoninJak
.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
RigbyP
commentisrelevant
Not if the call handler is using vista, you're going to die
CumsInPies
I heard that's what caused such a slow response during the great sea park fire.
DamnDongels
Tried, this phone number seems fake
ilhares
You get a reaction from your phone OS if you enter it into an Android phone.
TELunus
Not on my android phone
ilhares
Really? Every phone I've punched it into (dialing, not contacts) it's set off either a minor lightshow or the vibration feature.
TELunus
Perhaps I typed it wrong, but I got nothing. Pixel 3a with stock non-rooted android 10
rssplowman
I like her genuine smile
Intr0naut
eerily close to this though
v
twsx
It's almost like cops are people too! Fancy that..
METROlD
As she shoulders her weapon and shoots the first black person in range.
METROlD
... gleefully
Imademyselfsquirtle
She came.
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
Easy to impress her
fign37
Really, for me it looks like she's about to start crying
DrGonzo1805
The smile says a lot but I love that little hop.
CrazyCatLad
She looks like Carter Cruise.
rssplowman
That makes my pants tingle
CureForHomoSapiens
That last confused smile says 'Should I shoot him?'
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
Nah, witches get burned not shot...
ChromeAtom
Those aren't American cops
Nandortherelentless
She thought about penis for a hot second.
Chickenlicker
no, she really didn't
caelxs
She was thinking bout magic fingers
kawaiicorgi
If you look at the policeman in the last few seconds, he was licking lower lip. So he might be thinking about penis as well. :D
IJokeALot
idontknowhowthissiteworks
the thirsty lady cop and that smile.
mikasaur
That was a look of genuine joy/happiness. Not horny. Jesus.
idontknowhowthissiteworks
the toe lift and strutting says otherwise. But okay.
Chickenlicker
that's what makes you think someone is sexually interested? jesus. you're seeing things that just aren't there.
RagingNorseman
ihaveloudfarts
Her:
pyxis81
TreesNStuff
NaturalTwentys
Lmao
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
Lmpo
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
I'm confused. Does that mean she gives consent or not? Have to be careful these days...
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
It seems I should've added this:
badgerthewitness
If you’re uncertain about consent, you need to change your ways.
BobbyVegana
is not, take consent not granted unless is explicit declared; that's because I never fuck anybody, I need written permission.
JudgementalMan
This shit appears everytime a girl smiles on this website and its cringy.
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
Username checks out.
BobbyVegana
and inaccurate, panty has not stains and looks dry. downvote it.
uresman3
Way to double down.
TheKaein
I mean look, getting a smile is a solid first step.
JudgementalMan
You could be laughing with her deep into the hours of the night and she still might not be into you.
Chickenlicker
yeah but smiles are also involved in general society and being good people to each other. why sexualise every single aspect of humanity?!
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
smiling is usually a display of aggression in animals.
TheKaein
Because humans are sexual creatures who have sex for both bonding and enjoyment? Idk take it up with your creator why we're this way.
blacknsilver86
Because sex is the reason for humanity.
iPostReactionMemes
To be fair, this particular human being is subjectively attractive.
Chickenlicker
it makes zero difference to the meaning behind her intention, from her perspective. are you saying she can't smile incase someone takes it