DefinitelyNotADemon
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Swimmer meme for the swimmers
shesfrancophonic
Any simplynailogical fans here think Holosexual?
Ryutohara
I personally don't see the need for 'demisexual'. It's a stupid term.
gglower
#3 and all of your passwords...
jhs2595
#78 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no
semtia
Please. . .we all know Ernie doesn't know how to lick pussy. . . .
malkel
Why does heterosexual mean a love of macklemore? I get the other ones
hyolith
So what happened with the gangbang?!?
JazminneNicole
Whew that took long
VirginWhles
Swimmer here. I really appreciate the swimmer meme. And that reality still hurts my soul
brownbear987
Question: Does Friday count as a part of the weekend?
Mariostar7
#51 was "Frowns Loudly" a quote and the frowning just laughter due to the ruined mood? Or do I not get it?
IntelligentOtter
#6 Imagine if it did but had requirements like grades, social life, and so on to unlock anything more than basic settings.
wolfmaster343
@freakshow198 youre in this too it's YOURE time to shine again
ThirstyBeaver
I would totally be a dragon if I could. What's wrong with being a dragon?
TacoRising
I imagine people are always trying to kill you and take your gold.
ThirstyBeaver
I fail to see how that's different from life now
iluvbunbuns
I know the Blanche GoldenGirls quote. It's in reference to Rose bringing her date to the house, a little oerson
iluvbunbuns
person, and Blanche walking in with the hors d' oeuvres, and sayjng "Shrimp?"
Thisoneshycyberpunkguy
the goat kid had me crying lolo
LeyaBug
The real question is how do long necks play hide and seek. Like where you gonna hide? You bigger than a bus.
FinlayCameron
AlexanderTheGood
I'm demisexual.
alanthicke63
You better believe it!
popopocelot
I'm so tired that I actually tried to upvote the PETA image....
Saveaseahorserideasailor
FROWNS LOUDLY. Heh.
artsystuff
https://youtu.be/IBIXP31xhHc
popopocelot
I've seen it like 10x, but that part always kills me. Lol
lesbehonester
You beat me to this. *Frowning loudly*
realmdweller
#51 :(
TheyCallMeiNkY
I feel like I seen this exact dump yesterday. Hmmm
zebrakebebra
Yeah, you probably basically did. I'm just mad that they got more points than me like c'mon now.
slipperygspotnastypose
For sure about halfway through they just copied/pasted someone elses dump from yesterday
KuuroiYuki
Jesus the Italian roommate one
MessageMeYourCats
9/10 people enjoy gangrape.
TheBasementNerd
Polysexual is new, what's that
ofallthingsali
its in the same realm of polyamorous where you're attracted to many genders and date multiple people.
SexyBiologist
http://orig10.deviantart.net/5a70/f/2015/340/4/7/lara_croft__original_outfit__game_version__by_tanyacroft-d5uioyg.jpg
IcyLucario
*Shrugs* Do you -really- care?
TheBasementNerd
Kinda, I like to learn
EverythingIsShinyCaptain
My understanding is that it's similar to bisexuality, but includes trans/non-binary (which critics say bi doesn't include)
randomsnarfle
That's pansexual! Polysexual usually implies an interest in sexual relationships with more than one person.
TheBasementNerd
.....so polyamorous
EverythingIsShinyCaptain
You're so right! Sorry, I got confused there.
clobberingtime
What's up dog
graou13
nmu?
konsumer
Gotcha!
zombiebatman
The "most powerful roast one". One time I quit a job at a restaurant and I saw my nemesis was coming in to work night shift when I got off/1
zombiebatman
And so I went up to her as I was leaving and said "Chelsea I want to apologize to you because we have never gotten along and its my fault /2
zombiebatman
And she got this smug look on her face and then I finished with,"Because I have never been able to get along with ugly people"
Flyndaran
Animals don't have opposites, so it's factually incorrect and dumb.
SirRoswellington
What? You ain't ever seen CatDog?
everythingsucksandwereallalone
What? You ain't ever seen a CatDog?
SirRoswellington
What? You ain't ever seen CatDog?
Goku2012
What? You ain't ever seen CatDog?
Phobotech
What? You aint ever seen CatDog?
IStoleYoCookie
Fine, and you?
ShiaMcBuff
Yes I want my cookie back
SirGentleman
So you're saying you got... Cracker-jacked?
WhoDidYouExpect
Nah, he got biscuit-bummed
JonMarble
I love all of you...
theyregonnakillthatpoorwoman
The heterosexual Macklemore one went over my head...explain?
Fandumb
I think it's referencing all of the activism that Mack has done for the LGBT community but Tumblr frowns on him because he himself is hetero
bigmandavis
That's tumblr for ya'
oldarchive
Who cares if he's gay or not? He's doing great things for the LGBT community
SoupIsNotAMealVera
What the fucking fuck? Does Tumblr think that being Hetero is a choice?
QueenMaria
Many tumblr users genuinely feel that hetero, nontrans, people with no-gender identity issues are inferior.
Goku2012
Well jokes on them! I already knew I was inferior! Ha!
bukalemununici
oh god im dying... please tell me you lying
QueenMaria
Regrettably I am not. "Cis scum" is a real term. Google it. Or search it on tumblr. There will be people using it seriously.