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theguywiththevoice
#3 It's not a full-sized bag; it's only a bag-ette
ZeroF0XX
They 100% missed the chance to name it the "Bag-ette" (or bag-uette / bag-et / bag-etc)
tomyironmane
#16. The belly isn't the part she likes, it's the wallet.
redfiveps
Red Five standing by
MemeSnatcher
#4 obviously a lie from the globalist scientists ( like any other untrustworthy scientists )
borisabillard2
Third one, as a french: Le Fuck ?
TheH00ch
#6 *#KFCrisis
justgolden7
I’m sorry but #16 is an insane mismatch. How’d that happen ? Bro, nice. Tell us your secrets.
nanyatenyaa
#3 this appears to be a cello/bass bow carrying bag some one stuffed with bread.
probshouldntsayitbut
#2, Goes and asks CHP officer why tigers have stripes but leopards have spots.
probshouldntsayitbut
(http://maxpixel.freegreatpicture.com/California-Highway-Patrol-Officer-Police-Chp-1022704)
Zreen
Co rebels?
Swiggam
Upvote for #1 and only #1. Take it and go.
Swiggam
Nvm, I pressed "View More" and the dog came up.
jedichefsean
Who did the art in #8?
ImmortalAzrael
Why is #1 so oddly comforting? That's way better than any of those dumb motivational posters.
LastThoughtsOnWoodyGuthrie
I find it oddly suspicious but I guess we're just different people.
givemeyourwalletbagpursemanbag
Trains or trams are always comforting.
chk92
https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/selectall/2016/08/09/09-trolley.w710.h473.jpg don't think this is comforting at all
ImmortalAzrael
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDnO4nDA3kM
b1c3
#4 lies! LIES!
ImmortalAzrael
Do you need a doctor? Have you been grievously injured by disagreement?
cthonion
It actually is lies...the brain registers challenges to the way you see the world in the same way it registers physical threats.
thelizardmaster
Also, backfire effect.
RandomNose
#7 Never, Never, Forget, Forgive, Imperial?
Snaitf
#8 ?
RandomNose
Haha, yeah that one
indigogogogo
#16 looks like me and my husband, except my beard is better
Faloopsinarb
#16 That guy has to be a billionaire, that's the only way. Or it's photoshopped.
Shikariii
Some chicks dig bellys.
Faloopsinarb
Shikariii
It is what it is.
Faloopsinarb
amop
Its not your seventh cakeday
SlipperySam
math is hard
amop
Thats funny, i usually loosen up when i get number
pomhub28
AltiesA
7th cake day upvote
SlipperySam
Bless you
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
#3 MRW I am a masochist and absolutely need the pain in my life 24/7.
Snaitf
Because baguettes are painful?
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
'Pain' means 'bread' in French. Also, yes.
Seethreepeeoh
I like the way #3 works it. No dignity, shes gotta baguette up.
GreaterDog
No doubt
theyregooddogsbrant
Baguette up!
C141Clay
Tactical Baguette Bag! TBB! Have Baguette, will travel!
cspinasdf
How do they get the crumbs out?
Scientificevidence
This better be OC!
Poisonspit
Hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yoooo
Flamboyatron
Damn, that bread looks good!
DoctorCheeze
id put beer cans in it
spaceisneat
*diggity
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
thank you
WhiteningMcClean
no dignity is funnier
Seethreepeeoh
no doubt
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
Problem with that bag is that loaves come in so many different sizes
johnmcdracula
I believe that baguettes in Paris are standardized.
Seethreepeeoh
It's a metric baguette... The centiguette.
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
There's lots of breads besides baguettes, and if you have a nice enough bakery you're probably gonna end up getting more than just baguettes
johnmcdracula
I dunno man have you ever *had* a baguette? Pretty hard to go back to regular bread after that
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
I'm talking about special breads like cheddar chive or mushroom... Stuff that doesn't come as baguettes... Those are tasty
thelittletrainthatcanteven
That last one. Congrats to that guy.
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MoldyKetchup95
Yea. Not the biggest fan of either of them they seem like shitty people
HeartMiyu
I say he's got a huge load, in his bank account..
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
Yea looks like a really nice house. Not sure why you got downvoted. He’s much less attractive. That’s the most likely scenario.
HeartMiyu
I was mostly pointing at his terrible man-bun..
softestpants
I love my chubby hubby. Like, it feels really nice to snuggle and fit like a puzzle. Plus most super hot guys are boring douchbags.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
Right, but do you look like that lady? Cause these are factors that matter in this situation.
softestpants
Ha, fair! I used to, but definitely caught up, after a few years. But we’re fat and happy, so, you know, depends what your goals are :)
raisethejollyroger
He's probly her splenda daddy
HeartMiyu
With a flat but like that.. He gotta have it somewhere..
FennecFux
Yeah thats Sausage, a pro gamer guy or something.