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Take care and stay strong y'all x
iCProtoss
NDSU!!!!
Malinichop
Had a friend in highschool named Eric Shen. It wasn't his natural Korean name, but I don't think his parents were aware when they decided.
mrtaliz
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Knew a Clint Torres.
PhantomOfSaltLand
Ass. Manager
DestructoChuck
I worked with an east Indian fellow named suk deep. I laughed the first time I met him, it was awkward.
DovahFerret
I feel sorry for some of these people XD
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Urologist who came in to do my prostate exam: Dr. Fingerman. And he always wanted to be an opthamologist.
bittduck
AHEM... Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen*
Scratchtherobotchicken
his name is my name to. whenever i go out, the people always shout THERE GOES SMITTY WERBERNJAGESNSEOMASDOGASDGPASODGDOAVMVASPERUASREFJADSMP
RelaxYourself
Ka Ching's arm looks fake to me.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
I used to have a work friend named Mike Hunt. It took everything I had not to make the obvious jokes.
kirmokum
while i didn't have a name tag, i was the ass. man. at a porn store.
KCN1
Worked with a girl named Ryder Muff.
Atribbs
d0o0o0d
Used to work with a guy named Harry Johnson. Older guy, great sense of humor.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
And did you?
techfreak243
Atalung
I had access to the name tag maker at the place I worked once making pizzas, had a "pizza dude" name tag for 2 months before my boss noticed
SpaceCthulhu
https://imgur.com/f6dXTNP.jpg
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Any one of these could be a Reality Winner.
Spots54
Who all knows the cab driver at Yongsan garrison, Korea named Longdick? Best cab driver ever.
CoffinFullOfPudding
My dad went to high school with two sisters named Wana and Nita Dick
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Mrs. Woodcock
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
My mom had a principal named Dick Harden
kellyj107
Ass. To the manager
sykoticflaw
#13 looks like Fayetteville. Seems legit.
Urses001
The big problem is mostly this one are only funny for natives like Sexeducation and Paartherapist G.from Behind (ger. G. Von Hinten)
SlydFox
Older friend of mine has a nephew whose surname is Acock. His parents decided to name him "Holden". You can guess how that well that worked.
SlydFox
School staff dreaded to call his name.
SlydFox
The principal "strongly urged" his parents to change his name.
BathoryImmortal
ChewieChewedFirst
Once knew a kid named Arse Sado...
DogInBoots
Isn't China's richest man named Ka Ching?
DogInBoots
Damn, I was wrong, it's Li Ka-Shing
Boo132005
Close enough
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Could have been Li Ka-Virgun
TheUbermover
I worked at a football ground and my supervisor was called Ray Gay. It was hard to be lectured by someone with that name tag on.
howaboutnothankyouverymuch
Security guard at my middle school was named Gaylord. That poor man.
Zeldon567
Ouch.
fudgesicles34
KanyesGayFish
I have a customer named Richard Heirr (pronounced hair)
itsFlnkR
Maybe he just liked Bob Marley a lot
TheUbermover
sunmartian
I went to school with a Ray Gay...
loco76
OMG. These are great! Thanks for posting
MyArmKindaHurts
Ur welcome
TheLastSpaceman
#1 has to be fake. They don't let you smile. Even if you're happy, by the time you get to the booth your soul is literally sucked out.
Beepity
Must be a California thing; I'm smiling in mine, but I'm not from California. Fuck the DMV, though
wineandpopsicles25
He's real! Met him when I went to UCSB, super nice guy
maxxra
I know him. He's an SB local.
SantasReindeer
No it's real, met him living in Goleta, CA while at ucsb
TanisIsMySpiritAnimalFERDA
Not true. I live in Texas and have a big ass Kool aid grin in mine! (I just got married and was changing my last name)
HypocriticalBastard
They probably realized it later on and made him come in later
Rip42
DMV rules are state by state.
Randomness951
CA here no smiling.
Rip42
Was that true in 2006? That's when the DL they're disputing was issued. Looking further, seems the first "no smiling laws" were in 2009.
Randomness951
Well 2009 is when I got my driver's license lol
LynneePenny
It's that the only reason you think the ID card is fake? Nothing to do with his name at all?
Mihakuu
Idk there was a post about a dude that named a child 'fidigt spinner' so maybe the name is legit here.
MyArmKindaHurts
A dude named his child "fidget spinner"?! White people is fucking crazy
Mihakuu
No 'fidgit' spinner because he doesn't seem to be the type to have passed an English class. Someone posted the snapshot of the fb post
TheLastSpaceman
Confirmed lol