NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
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Jan 11, 2014 12:47 PM
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
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TheTallDwarf
This OC. I like this OC. http://imgur.com/XpOHsU3
interestingindeed
The true twisted little demon monkey.
ashe0mc
created account, just to upvote a truly worthy OC
ArvilHarteau
I pretty much realized after the first season not to get to attached to any character lol
AeonexAshaxei
Or the villains who were once good people but life fucked them over so hard, they permanently broke?
dlgn
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/bbs04e067.gif
MRB633
What about a villian over lost love? Vader
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
I'll keep that in mind if I ever do another one like this
SyncingThought
rgirlgreen
This was awesome
joker2814
Some do it because it's fun... http://www.empireonline.com/images/uploaded/heath-ledger-the-joker.jpg
Etalan
I always believe that he want to show the people what type of people they are without rule and order...
tortoisekeeper
http://imgur.com/Bebh95A
imadogperson
*chaotic
AmiewithanIE
Ohh, I loved this!
LetMeEsplainNoThereIsTooMuchLetMeSumUp
Ok, so I don't watch GoT, but why does he wear the crown like that? To enhance douchebaggery?
jbaero
Yes. Imagine this asshole as a king: http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/gonna-meet-the-prime-minister2.jpg
demut
I’m by no means a fan of Bieber but I think it’s good that he doesn’t give a shit about that guy’s “station”.
dvst8or
I always find myself rooting for the villain. It's like watching all these good movies with sad endings.
interestingindeed
Nobody roots for King Jeoffrey
BecauseIamBatman
I'm telling mother!!
iwastheguy
all the likes
phoenixpancakekingofwaffles
Kidiri
Well, he's the spawn of an incestuous relationship. There's bound to be some defects...
demut
Not in the world of ASoIaF ...
Kidiri
Physically not, but it's been said that the Targaryens are a bit cuckoo due to all the inbreeding.
demut
It has? Explicitly?
Kidiri
Ah, not explicitly, but it has been implied sufficiently to give it credence: http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Targaryen#Traits
demut
Hrm, that portion of that section doesn’t have a footnote, unfortunately :/
waittilyouseemybankai
nodoubtsgay
How do i upvote twice?! -.-'
TheDoctorwholived
And then there's Maude!
thoendel
http://img.pandawhale.com/29657-Batman-Joffrey-such-fools-IH9T.jpeg
Gxgear
To be fair, Joffery was genetically predisposed to be a royal fucktard.
dlgn
Tommen isn't, though, and Myrcella would make a fine queen.
demut
How so?
aintnomoonshine
It is believed that Joffery is actually the son of Jamie Lannister. Not sure if this is true though
demut
It is but how does that make him genetically predisposed to being a royal fucktard? Is Jaime a royal fucktard, too?
xars
more because he is the product of twin-cest
demut
And that is known to cause douchebaggery?
Gxgear
Biology 101.
demut
Do go on.
MadamImAdam
Aren't the villains who are following orders the same as villains who do it because it's their job? Not too nit-pick but...
doxpara1337
You can follow orders without being paid. I personally define a job as something that pays you for your time.
brizzleyournizzle
Robots don't get paid.
PyroGuy007
Some villains like their job...
piratequeen
Well in the case of the T-machines, it's programming, and they don't really have the option not to, unless rewired/new orders/etc
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
This is what I was getting at. In the matrix they are willfully hunting down humans to maintain their lifestyle. Terminator does it just cus
EnglishGent
That kinda works for Agent smith though. Well, at least for the first movie and all the replication following him
TheChurroGuy
GODDAMIT SPOILERS
Talmorean
1492imgur
Death. Death is a cure, and it's George R. R. Martin...
yarnballin
How is this not the top comment?! This gif is perfect.
Fr3tless
We need to get it to the top!
demut
More like to the bottom.
PeanutBuddha
What about evil masterminds that only want world domination and sharks with frikkin' laser beams attached to their heads.
Tyriam
R&D Oriented Villains© deserve recognition for their promotion of innovation and science. So what if it means killing a few million people?
dbrsong
...attached to their "frikkin" heads.
Nitrobskt
He was looking for acceptance.
thedagobahswampmonster
We couldn't get the sharks. They're sea bass. Mutated sea bass.
AlbertoMX
My life was complete the day I saw sharks with frikkin' laser beams attached to their heads while doing a quest in WoW.
BlueStringsAttached
I was wondering when he would appear.
sirwolfyy
Daddy issue villians.... That needs to be category.
Gnomleif76
Hello, villain. I'm dad.
missduckfarmer
surely Geoffrey would be a daddy issue villain?
sirwolfyy
No. He got kicked disowned by other villains for being a little shit. No one wants to be in the same category as him.
HiMyNameIsSimonAndItsBeen0DaysSinceILastImgured
It is implied that it is an inbreeding problem, so he is physically not well in the head.
Scottsbankai
sooo loki?
someuser
This made me laugh out loud. Literally I laughed. Noise and everything. Why is it so hard to explain genuine laughter on the internet?
TemporaryUzername
its a llol. literally laughed out loud.
ninjagaidensigma
It used to be lol, rotfl and rotflmao. Oh how times have changed.
iwanttobealurkerbutcant
I also made the laughing noises! I even slapped my leg like good one!
cable7193
Maybe its incest. Maybe its Mabelline
demut
waitformeabbybernstein
cards against humanity!
Imthemuthaflippin
Good post with a strong finish.
TemetNosce000
Thats what she said ha! She's very controlling..
Geogon
Smooth after taste too
Monster1776
Like a fine wine or solid scotch.
AcetylCoA
10 out of ten, will help towards the gold medal for sure
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
Dairycow
I gave you a digit.
tipdub
9.5/10. 7 from the russian judge.
NinjasStoleMyMama
Nailed the landing!
YouHaveMyAxe
10.0 for dismount
TheNearlySilentUpvoterAndOccasionalDownvoter
I thought so, too, but he chocked in the end.
MenOnlySeeBasicColours
*choked
TheNearlySilentUpvoterAndOccasionalDownvoter
Oh my god. What was I thinking?
PlaidBastard
Notes of oak and raspberries.
fragtore
It should say: "and some are psychopaths". They are victims as well and didnt choose their crazies.
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
That would give the whole post a different somber vide
fragtore
I know :) This is more fun, but I also don't agree because of what I wrote above.
UvaroviteKing
Here here
SluttyThunderWaitsForNoMan
This is amazing
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Hear hear.
TheBlastBie
Sounds like you are deacribing whiskey.
rightinthefeels13
Not too smokey....
scrollock
With just a hint of oak
strouda56
Sounds like you're spelling while imbibing whiskey :P
TheBlastBie
Imbibing is a good word for drinking. Does it require a neck beard to use though?
Bouncehouser
Meanwhile, for all those of us that read the books:
scm2117
As someone who has never read the books, this isn't subtle. Looks to me like a spoiler that Joffrey gets his comeuppance.
rashdanml
Season 4 is going to be a wonderful season for TV-watchers.
RQUIZZLE
huehuehuehue
eldonq
This is inspired is what this is!
SuperAwesomeUsernameMyMomGaveMe
what rock have I been under?? There are books? I am going to order them right now. Thanks dude/chick (whichever applies)
shitsandgigglesfor100
A Song Of Ice and Fire
damethelog
Yes! So very much yes! I'm dying every time someone starts talking about the show.. "U r never gonna BELIEVE what happens next"
untoldent
What? A fourth and fifth book that are so dull and rambling that they're not even worth reading?
ConfessorOfTruth
This was me the other night: "just wait....jjjuuuuussstttt wait!" *bounces up and down with excitement*
demut
*spoiler spoiler spoiler*
skwawkward
Dear god yes! My face every time someones watching or talking about watching or their fav characters or whatever. All about that poker face
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
I pretty much realized after the first season not to get to attached to any character lol
skwawkward
But that's no funnnnnn!
tranderas
My favorite character is alive at the end of book 5 and my least-favorite died at the Red Wedding, so I'm a content individual.
skwawkward
Work it!
demut
Your favorite character? Don’t say Daenerys :|
tranderas
I mean she's probably #4. #1 is still alive, #2 might be but probably not, #3 definitely is, then Dany at #4.
demut
Arya then?
MisterAnderson
Smith wasn't a villain because it was his job. Not after the original Matrix. I would know, I was there.
deCongalton
Saw comment. Swipe across. "What if he has a clever username?" Come back. Upvote.
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
I read over your message several times trying to understand it and actually laughed out when I read your username and now it all makes sense
CharlesFuckingBronson
I killed you Mr. Anderson, I watched you die
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
No Charles fucking Bronson, I'm pretty sure your name was not in the credits.
CharlesFuckingBronson
Escaped prisoners usually use aliases. In this case: Hugo Weaving
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
This explains everything!
WhyWolf
With great satisfaction, I might add.
yuefairchild
And then something happened, something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway...
JersTheVideoGuy
Going off memory but I thought it was "certain" instead of "great"?
bradthegeek
There is only one matrix film. There was only one highlander film. That is all.
aninsanecouple
The 2nd was the best in my eyes. Couldn't stand the less serious and more simple style of 1 and 3.
packedmedusa
Highlander?!
feor1300
I dunno, some of the Adrien Paul Highlander movies were decent.
bygoneautomaton
I'll admit it: Matrix Reloaded is my favorite. I cannot get enough of the entire freeway sequence.
MrMyth
I was shaking the first time I saw that in theaters. Granted I had a stomach full of Dr. Pepper but still that was epic!
finalremix
There are only 4 "The Crow" films, and one of them was never released.
GnomeChompski
I actually didn't even know there were four movies. I've only ever seen the first two.
LordXeras
There are only three Indiana Jones films, there were only two Alien films, there were only two Godfather films.
BurtReynoldsSaysHeLovesYou
There were only two Terminator films.
MrMyth
I feel like the only person who actually enjoyed the 2nd Matrix. The 3rd doesn't exist though...
BurtReynoldsSaysHeLovesYou
That's because you are.
bobbi21
I feel the 2nd could have been ok if there was some payoff in 3. Neo just has powers in real life? No explanation? He's just jesus? ok...
ssshypermen
Without really remembering it, he can use those powers outside the Matrix basically because of WiFi connection into the drones.
MrMyth
Their "real world" was an earlier version of the matrix.
bobbi21
That's almost lamer and more convoluted than no explanation at all... Actually I would say it's just as lame.
MrMyth
That was also the Matrix....you may want to rewatch his talk with the colonel from KFC.
bobbi21
Yeah, him having real life powers was kind of the cliffhanger for 2. I expected them to explain it more in 3 but they did nothing.
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
What about the villain-for-the-sake-of-villainy-and-power villain?
JeepersMedia
Where does "Dr Evil" fit into this equation?
l3xth353x
Mojo Jojo?
nuclearpotatoDK
Like VECTOR! It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! Oh yeah! *thrusting*
ghettocrat
(freeze ray)
mugshot
Like:
agentkilroy
That is literally the worst kind of villain. We're looking for interesting bad guys, not fucking Cobra Commander.
F0rger
The Joker.
KillingTheJoke1
Chaotic Evil
jvjanisse
that would be joffrey
BurtReynoldsSaysHeLovesYou
"Few are the men who admit to evil..."
OfficialBenderRodriguez
HelpImTrappedInMyComputer
Like dr. Horrible
MetalJesus
You mean the guy doin' it for the evulz?
SectsDryve
Mega Mind.
appaismyspiritanimal
Dr. Drakko then?
Sogeking
IRejectYourRealityAndSubstituteMyOwn
The most terrifying type in my opinion.
SkullduggeryAndTomfoolery
One man comes to mind: Kefka Palazzo.
Konoton
Doing it for the evulz
TJmuthafuckinDetweilers
or what about the villain that only does it because it's the only way he can get an erection anymore?
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
ghettocrat
...Bush Sr.? :D
IRejectYourRealityAndSubstituteMyOwn
I love you for that gif.
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
I didn't want people to get bored before they got to the end so I could only include a limited amount of villains
PrettyKawaiiForAWhiteGuy
If you're in to the whole "brevity" thing
mindolluin
how about the villain who was good and got so twisted by life, he became the worst sort of villain? like the dad in arrested development
dlgn
Or Walter White.
mindolluin
yeah but was a weasel to his son, taking away his girlfriend? That's just wrong
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
lol I will look into it
derkderk2010
What about Deadpool?
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NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
Oh wow I didn't even think of deadpool. TBH I don't know if he belongs in good guys or bad guys. He's like Cartman; just does what he wants
SpicedNipples
http://letusnerd.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/deadpool_1_thegroup_10.jpg