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Feb 22, 2018 5:47 PM
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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ScotlandYards
Commander Shepard is the best reviewer on Steam tbh
demoe56
the most legendary of all is missing "The Fall of "12 of ISIS" by "forgot the condom"" from crusader kings II
FigFrog
The last one made me laugh XD
deadpoohole
I recommend everyone follow the Hodor reviewer, very in depth.
Starbolt81
L4D2 for me at this point is Shepard, Garrus, Wrex and Tali getting chased by Johnny Bravo while the One Punch Man battle theme plays.
TheMossWillInheritTheEarth
Aww, I was hoping to see Long Live the Queen on here :< That has some of the best reviews I've ever seen anywhere.
DramatikSquirel
The Use Dino poop one reminded me off 7DaysToDie and how you can "use" broken glass. Hint, it is not good for you.
TrickyMick
Bet those peeps with 4K+ hours on Civ5 have countless hours where the game is just chilling while the left to do other things, etc
litterallysatan
https://youtu.be/6Ellwv2SebU
MaidaReptiles
Why only positive reviews?
Jerz77
Having no music volume setting or slider in Outlast was really goddamn annoying. Good game otherwise.
GuessWho7197
Don't forget this classic:
Pluviophilian
*scroll desperately hoping that one of my reviews is present*
Pluviophilian
Damn.
Fizzledrizzle69
Why son
babeya
Steam Reviews. *Clap* *Clap*
Klingon00
Ark: Pooping Evolved
chaoguy2006
I'll bite:
amp99
#2 "Just one more turn." must be their life motto...
RideTheStimutacs
#2 Comments were 2014. The hours displayed include how much they've played since. People tend to leave 4X games running in the background.
Havacado
You must be great at parties.
ayashi
I love these @op , more please +1
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
Uhhhhhhhh
Wilth
seconded OP, these were great
ixamxber
DONKEY
JCBaggins
freezingpilot
Dunkey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu0I-9FPFKU
ColonelCrabs
Video game dunkey is my hero
Pootah
Missing the best one: https://imgur.com/CJHgYPW
14November
That last one was fucking great
MoonPieTown
Can you explain it for a friend of mine?
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
cyka blyat
1rakl1
russians queue on european servers and sometimes you end up with 4 russian teammates that speak russian all the time, instead of english
CapedPersuaderJ
#3 "Light can no longer escape my butt". Wow, I can't imagine life post butt-light! How would you see behind you in the dark?
MadMerlyn
cybernetics will cure all ails. Anal illumination, dental cavities, erectile dysfunction, even tiny urethrae.
graou13
His anus has become a huge black hole
DreamWeavr
That's one way to get Matthew McConaughey inside your butt
NegimaSensei
It's an odd method but you have to celebrate it. Get some banners, stand between a couple of searchlights, and wait for the big opening.
Munchman347
'I can no longer gaze in wonder at the recursive ripples caused by my descending moon logs!'...
Brocid3n
One day I hope to see my tabletop simulator review in a post like this.
SeriouslyAwkward
Well what's the review ?
ProfessorSad1
Intruder1902
Assuming the guy has pretty much the same name on steam:
Brocid3n
Ayyyy
bane13
I couldn't stop laughing at the "orchestra on your back" comment. Feels so true in so many games.
PenicilliumCamemberti
I always thought a game where you never see what's behind you (e.g. no mirrors in game or videos of you) and at the end it's revealed 1/2
PenicilliumCamemberti
that a whole orchestra is sneaking behind you would be hilarious. Would make a nice after credit thing or easter egg. 2/2
TresusIbor
I remember this idea that someone should make a horror game where you're chased by a literal orchestra abomination that does the music.
bane13
That would be the most fantastic thing ever made!
hkcpapi
You can see more of it on my submitted. btw @op
coloneljack1234
,
An4wesomeDude
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PourneliusHubert
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MixmasterX28
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FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
It was just a form of "advertising"
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
Worth the downvotes
dankedaniel
corvumm
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
But where’s number 3?
wantednokes
I get it, lol
hkcpapi
yes.
IamGurrthetiger
You forgot the review for Garfield Kart from the guy that has over 10,000 hours in it that simply says 'help'
sbrensbeve
http://steamcommunity.com/id/confuzzy/recommended/362930/ this is the review you mentioned
IamGurrthetiger
https://steamcommunity.com/id/confuzzy this guy. Also, there's a similar one for bad rats, i'll try and find it
FaFaFaFoolin
Clicked on this link right now, says "Garfield Kart, currently in-game".
IamGurrthetiger
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thespiancity/recommended/34900/ For anyone interested
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sometimespeopleeatpoop
Username+1
IamGurrthetiger
a 404 page?
ISeeNippleWithoutLittleKids
Damn. This has happened before. Some could see it, some couldn't.
IamGurrthetiger
For clarification's sake, what does the link lead to?
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rusrsdude
Translation for the last one? I'm gonna take a wild guess and say he learned russian?
FIuxuation
Да, товарищ, он научился маме трубить, чтобы лучше победить своих врагов и выпить сладкий нектар победы
rusrsdude
Th-thanks..?
FIuxuation
Вы очень желанный товарищ!
ActionArmadillo
He learned Google Translate Russian. Understandable, but grammatically incorrect. Funny though.
ActionArmadillo
The last wto sentenses (if you really wanted to know): As I still play more and more DOTA2, I am certain I will improve. ->
ActionArmadillo
I recommend this game to everyone.
rusrsdude
I played it but the game is too dark for me. The map. Like literally. And most of the ones i've played with were toxic. Pause spam too.