Some fun steam reviews

Feb 22, 2018 5:47 PM

Commander Shepard is the best reviewer on Steam tbh

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the most legendary of all is missing "The Fall of "12 of ISIS" by "forgot the condom"" from crusader kings II

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The last one made me laugh XD

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I recommend everyone follow the Hodor reviewer, very in depth.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

L4D2 for me at this point is Shepard, Garrus, Wrex and Tali getting chased by Johnny Bravo while the One Punch Man battle theme plays.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww, I was hoping to see Long Live the Queen on here :< That has some of the best reviews I've ever seen anywhere.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Use Dino poop one reminded me off 7DaysToDie and how you can "use" broken glass. Hint, it is not good for you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bet those peeps with 4K+ hours on Civ5 have countless hours where the game is just chilling while the left to do other things, etc

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why only positive reviews?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having no music volume setting or slider in Outlast was really goddamn annoying. Good game otherwise.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't forget this classic:

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*scroll desperately hoping that one of my reviews is present*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why son

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Steam Reviews. *Clap* *Clap*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ark: Pooping Evolved

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll bite:

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#2 "Just one more turn." must be their life motto...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#2 Comments were 2014. The hours displayed include how much they've played since. People tend to leave 4X games running in the background.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You must be great at parties.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I love these @op , more please +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uhhhhhhhh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

seconded OP, these were great

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DONKEY

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Video game dunkey is my hero

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Missing the best one: https://imgur.com/CJHgYPW

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That last one was fucking great

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Can you explain it for a friend of mine?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

cyka blyat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

russians queue on european servers and sometimes you end up with 4 russian teammates that speak russian all the time, instead of english

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 "Light can no longer escape my butt". Wow, I can't imagine life post butt-light! How would you see behind you in the dark?

8 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 3

cybernetics will cure all ails. Anal illumination, dental cavities, erectile dysfunction, even tiny urethrae.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His anus has become a huge black hole

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's one way to get Matthew McConaughey inside your butt

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's an odd method but you have to celebrate it. Get some banners, stand between a couple of searchlights, and wait for the big opening.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'I can no longer gaze in wonder at the recursive ripples caused by my descending moon logs!'...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One day I hope to see my tabletop simulator review in a post like this.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

Well what's the review ?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Assuming the guy has pretty much the same name on steam:

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ayyyy

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

I couldn't stop laughing at the "orchestra on your back" comment. Feels so true in so many games.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I always thought a game where you never see what's behind you (e.g. no mirrors in game or videos of you) and at the end it's revealed 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that a whole orchestra is sneaking behind you would be hilarious. Would make a nice after credit thing or easter egg. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember this idea that someone should make a horror game where you're chased by a literal orchestra abomination that does the music.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That would be the most fantastic thing ever made!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can see more of it on my submitted. btw @op

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It was just a form of "advertising"

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 94

Worth the downvotes

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

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But where’s number 3?

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I get it, lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You forgot the review for Garfield Kart from the guy that has over 10,000 hours in it that simply says 'help'

8 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 1

http://steamcommunity.com/id/confuzzy/recommended/362930/ this is the review you mentioned

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

https://steamcommunity.com/id/confuzzy this guy. Also, there's a similar one for bad rats, i'll try and find it

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Clicked on this link right now, says "Garfield Kart, currently in-game".

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Username+1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a 404 page?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn. This has happened before. Some could see it, some couldn't.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For clarification's sake, what does the link lead to?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:28 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Translation for the last one? I'm gonna take a wild guess and say he learned russian?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Да, товарищ, он научился маме трубить, чтобы лучше победить своих врагов и выпить сладкий нектар победы

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Th-thanks..?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Вы очень желанный товарищ!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He learned Google Translate Russian. Understandable, but grammatically incorrect. Funny though.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The last wto sentenses (if you really wanted to know): As I still play more and more DOTA2, I am certain I will improve. ->

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I recommend this game to everyone.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I played it but the game is too dark for me. The map. Like literally. And most of the ones i've played with were toxic. Pause spam too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0