I'll trade you my first born

May 3, 2016 1:24 AM

chadalicious

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Saucy sauce: http://www.digitaltrends.com/cars/classic-recreations-gt500cr-900s-mustang/

forget my first born. ill trade you my ability to reproduce.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Unicorn? Is that you?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eleanor, witcho fine ass

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd prefer an original GT500. I'm not sure how I feel about pretenndig to be Nicholas Cage.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Dude, I think I just filled the cup." ~Jay

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She looks angry

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could kill so many people for that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SC belt will jump off first full throttle

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a lot of morally questionable things I would do for a car as clean and beautiful as this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the current white slavery baby market, assuming blond female infants, this things gonna be about 2.5 to 3.5 babies. GL

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You gave... birth to that car?!? 0_O

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd trade my soul but I don't have one

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the visible air intake for a super charger or a regular intake?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Procharger F1-R supercharger system, can tell by the way it is...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See, i was looking at that too. It looks like the ducting for the supercharger goes out the psgr fender well and all the way around? CrAzy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@MobaNR

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd trade my wife & keep my kids.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I somehow got a boner and I didnt even have a penis... Well... do now...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your first born is a Little extreme... I, however, have an arm and a leg I wouldn't mind getting rid of

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im so moist right now

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is not Eleanor.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The amount of trouble I would get in driving this....

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I can already imagine the amount of speeding tickets i would have...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should we tell him about Ken Block's Hoonicorn?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Insurance cost, to start with.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go to meets, run some people over, etc

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Does your firstborn own a better car than this? Then no....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nana, any dick can make a baby but Detroit only made a few of these.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... Actually, this car was built in California. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eleanor_(automobile)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dearest Eleanor

10 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Fable creature, impossible to capture.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just busted a nut during class. Thanks @OP

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love the classic old square design of muscle cars. I'm not much of an exotic fan

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The old cars have style and more than enough power to get yourself a speeding ticket before you've even left the lot...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This one was based off a 64 1/2 Mustang for "gone in 60 seconds". It was available as a kit as I recall, but the numbers were limited.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mistake: based off a 67 Mustang.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just busted a nut

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I had to move a box of tissues near my computer because every time I come back to this album I make a mess.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exactly this

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should hear the exhaust. It's just disgusting. My dad had it stuffed to town it down but it did nothing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

illuminatiy accept your offering

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As if your crusty ass kid is worth this car? Lol parents.

10 years ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 4

+1 for "crusty ass"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about 2 of them? I'll also throw in my wife

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You have to break the kid down into parts and sell them on the black market to really get much out of them.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well it's easy to offer up my first born when I don't have one..

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Trading yer first born for this is the least of yer problems, its gonna get you like 200 more...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how about your left nut

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Deal. But I already offered it up so I could bang jessica alba... Can I split it for both?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

the right one would work. who needs a kid anyways. too mainstream these days

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If that means having no more kids then by all means please take both.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha. My dad has one they made for the movie.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm filled with envy. That's one badass car.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't even a humble brag. Dude. Get over yourself.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Sorry, I can't hear you over my poverty filter. /S. I love cars and thought I'd share. I can describe a few dozen more cars he has, too.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

#richkids of imgur

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I make my own cash babe.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Really??? You have any pictures?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep. It was made for one of the Disney executives who then sold it as part of a divorce. I'll get pics

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome :P

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No problem. It'll be a few days before I head over and take pictures.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0