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barnwolf
Never tried it. I'm not that rich. Maybe if I was in a competitive high stress job/college I'd try cocaine/adderall though.
DocWino
The rest of your addiction will be chasing that feeling and never being able to get it no matter how much you use.
TrollLevel
The first week or so on Cocaine was probably one of the most exciting times of my life. The 6 months after that sucked. its better to stop.
ShanibalLector
Just remember the rule of opc. Other people's cocaine. Never pay and you'll never have a problem.
steerpike
Yeah. It's great until your heart explodes.
Happyendtheend
Driving that train high on cocaine
ackbob
You're supposed to love it. That's the point of drugs. If people hated getting high, I don't think we'd still have such an issue with drugs
hYgGerrit
Aren't we going to talk about the Memecrunch thing?
jaunifier
Stenledsen
Now you should try imgurs own meme-creator access it by clicking the arrow next to the "new post button"
shhhdonttellanyone
Thank you!
pzummo
Cool story bro. Now move on to something else. It's all downhill after the first time. Or so I hear...
MogBearPig
I learned to hate it after about 3 years. Good luck.please don't o.d. Know your limits, don't keep going if you feel like you've had enough
beanblanket
Don't keep going at all. Cocaine is a drug for mugs.
EvilKam
This joke took nearly a decade to make, thank you cocaine bear
ThePotatoBandit
It's a god damn state icon
dolphindreamsandsatan
Yeah... I'm out but it was a blast in the day!!
FatForYou
That's a grizzly bear.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Coke is awesome, if you do it like twice a year from the years 19-25... then it's time to put the skis away
BenjaminATwork
Yeah dude... Tyen 4 years later, youre broke and you have sinuses like a church organ...
wheresthebaby
Church organ +
dfortun
I tried to snort coke once, but I kept getting the ice cubes stuck in my nose.
accidentalfritata
Hey @op, moderation is the key. But you get get a few years in and it takes its toll. I'm still recovering from saint Patricks
DontEverMoveHere
dolphindreamsandsatan
8 ball a day keeps the doctor away.
FireBreathingStockBroker
Because your heart gave out
TreeHuggingClitSuckers
wellnoshit
aguynamedDeadpool
Drugs are a hellofa drug
thevortexmaster
I tried it for almost ten years
MogBearPig
I enjoy this comment
AshleySchaeffer
I started smoking weed this weekend. I apologize to no one.
ShitLordOfUSub
I recently stopped smoking, i find that i always have energy and its great
AshleySchaeffer
I recently started, I like to be able to slow down my brain for once in my life
ShitLordOfUSub
I enjoyed that, then with my friends id go over board,
AshleySchaeffer
Got it,I'll keep an eye out for it happening.
Jandrogrig
Great time...once in a blue moon
TheRealSteveBrule
LongDickMcgee
Meh..expensive..high doesn't last long..and you instantly want more..no thanks
beanblanket
You also look like a idiot and act like an asshole on it
Jeepenstein
Wait until you freebase that shit..
dolphindreamsandsatan
*loudest longest yeah boy ever*
shhhdonttellanyone
Hoobaty whatyy?
Jeepenstein
Purify it and smoke it..
lumbalcolumna
DO NOT do that.
Malleck
I hate cocaine. But I love the way it smells.
hayser
But seriously...
samepiceverydaytillFP
I told that bitch she was crazy before she went to jail
Litig8
thedudeabides13
LookingOutAtTheDoomedEarthSheBreathedaSighAsEverythingHadBecome
Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever see real cocaine, not just caffeinated baby laxative.
davebeastly
I get the joke, but as someone who hasn't and doesn't intend to try it, I wanna know does it actually have a scent and what's it similar to?
RibCagehopscotch
Ok a real answer if it's good stuff it has an almost nutty smell and bad stuff can smell like gas
ThatOneGayWhoCantGetLaid
If you could take paint fumes, and turn them into a solid.... then make that a powder......
PowertotheCosmicCunt
Old celery
HowCurious
Smells kinda like glue.
swasticka
Ever lick a nine bolt battery? That's how it smells.
Totono
But without the zap
Daveh0411
Got a lot of shit done, huh?
NiftyNips
I've never done it but I want to try it, solely for this reason. I got a lot of shit to do.
TODAYSNUMBERIS
Speaking as a person that picks up an overdose victim EVERY DAMN DAY. Never do it again. It's not the coke, it's the fentanyl.
SholaAmeobisApprentice
That's why I do Coke and not fentanyl
TODAYSNUMBERIS
Nope, you're doing fentanyl.
SholaAmeobisApprentice
No I'm not Hahahahah I'd be dead right now if I was
TODAYSNUMBERIS
Ain't no pure cocaine out there anymore. You've just not been hit by a lump large enough to kill you. The shit is cut into everything.
SholaAmeobisApprentice
Not that though you don't get repeat customers with people dying in England it's cut with mostly harmless shit even soap powder hahah
GhettoMobeast
What do you mean?
ChristopherKostyshyn
There is an epidemic of overdoses caused by fentanyl being cut into other illicit drugs because it's 50x more potent than heroin.
TODAYSNUMBERIS
They often don't even test for heroin or coke anymore. 2 salt sized grains of Fentanyl will kill you & dealers just can't cut it so fine.
Harryteeters
Who doesn't?
fireeternal
I hated it, i just didn´t liked the high, didn´t make sense for me, i tried it a couple of times, it was only good for keeping me awake.
gothraki
Anyone who doesn't want to die of a heart attack http://circ.ahajournals.org/content/122/24/2558
IFollowTheBeam
I actually have never understood the draw. Maybe it's not my type of high
ResetButton
Most of my friends have tried it, a few have a love/hate thing for it but most just tried it once and didn't like it.
drunknninja
Weirdly enough I didn't. But I was taking a fuckton of Adderall back then, so idk, coke just felt like caffeine to me.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Not that I have done either a ton but nights when I popped an addy where always more fun that coke nights
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Probably because one lasts for like 6 hours and the other requires... reapplication
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
As someone who doesn't have a prescription I think aderall is a better party drug than coke. Kinda scary honestly
drunknninja
Yea. I felt the same, but honestly having a script ended up being worse in the long run for me. Too much of a good thing.
clap34
Annnnnd this is how addiction starts
FireBreathingStockBroker
Some can handle it, some can't.
ShitLordOfUSub
I could do a line and be fine
beanblanket
clap34
Says everyone, that's how it starts man. I work with the public and see the worst of drugs. It ain't worth it
ShitLordOfUSub
I won't do coke my sister has warned me, id draw the line at molly, i smoked for a year and couldnt get addicted.A line probably woudnt hurt
DickusStarspeedus
I mean I have a friend who did it once, said it was shit and never did it again. I know not everyone's like that but still.