ThePhantom777
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When love works out
Nov 18, 2017 7:35 AM
ThePhantom777
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DaftSkunk
BillogUncle
Today is my Cake Day
swedishfika
Totally unrealistic. The moved in together and kept his couch.
ExplainMan
PoopTrain411
And then they die of heart disease
BearBombs
Me, except in the process of getting fit I became too self-centered to be a good bf apparently.
666scav
This is somewhat depressing
conniverse
The sex gets even better
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
I hate this.
RupertR
So innacurate, once you work that hard to get in good shape, you don't give up the gainz. You just work out together instead
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
plot twist: they’re twins separated at birth
ZiiB
It's so accurate
iamdoinjustfine
Story of my life !
imeatingpizzaandfuckit
This happened because he skipped leg day.
nihilistdad
This happened because he skipped peg day.
imeatingpizzaandfuckit
This happened because he licked skeg day
nihilistdad
This is equally disgusting each time it gets reposted.
UnassumingAscotCap
I love how all the comments like this are being downvoted. I lost weight for my own health, not fuckability, and it’s staying off.
nihilistdad
I'm more appalled by people who take their relationships for granted and let themselves go. Fucking disrespectful to their partners.
aninvisiblemaniac
poor guy never lost that double chin
forestfinagle
I think it’s meant to look like a cleft chin vs the double chin while fat.
aninvisiblemaniac
chins are cleft vertically though
franciscoairodu9000
Why not stay healthy?
gamemythrone
exactly how i feel lol
Flashthehoboflash
Good except for the last image. Fuck that. Better yourself for yourself not just to meet a chick and get fat again. Tsk tsk
MidnightBlue7
I agree 100%. This comment should be way higher up... Being at least somewhat healthy shouldn't be just so you can find a significant other.
forestfinagle
I stay slim because I don’t like seeing myself otherwise. I don’t even really exercise these days, I just watch what I eat.
mountainofpuppies
90 % of the war is settled in the kitchen
AhelpingOfRumHam
That's just so damn adorable
JiggleWigglepp
Kinda depressing. They found love and fell back into old self-destructive eating habits.
AlkeneThiol
And then there's this guy
drinkup4
Still a better love story than Twilight.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Porn is a better love story than twilight
PaddlefishKittens
I remember 2008
realskramz
Marahwyn
Okay, this one saved that overused comment. +1
Wanderingmaniac
Perhaps there wil come a time...When some1 narrates a love story&no1 on the Internet will be urged to say this..... Some day. But not today!
Smayds
One time I accidentally set fire to my whole crotch, and it was a better love story than Twilight.
ShinyMatador
That's just beautiful!
JimTheChair
Woah I’ve not heard that phrase since 2010!
weirdnormalgirl
At this point everything is a better love story than Twilight
GrimReaper411
Actually, Battlefront 2’s story is shit. I know, unpopular opinion here, but It is my opinion!
NivalisAngelus
At this point, YOU are a better love story.
SuperiorPosterior
As I've neither a love nor a story, I'm just better than Twilight.
GlassCannon570
Doki Doki Literature Club is a both a better love story and a better DATA EXPUNGED than Twilight.
Jenjidai
Even Battlefront 2 lootboxes?
weirdnormalgirl
It's not love. It's a scam
Yoursomewhatfriendlyneighborhoodspiderman
DogLuckyLuckyDog
Why are we doing this
Chaxinitus
Doctor BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. Later, that very same bee.
ProffesorGoogle
ProffesorGoogle
ClitosaurusRex
What about wolves?..
ProffesorGoogle
HodgeNPodge
My life, except I'm the only one getting fat while carrying his child. He's still sexy as hell.
edw0rld
Picture or it didn’t happen.
HULKSMASHMOUTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHWl-ZyRAg
f1ddlemethis
So not your life then
thisisprocrastination
You can look forward to exercising after you give birth.
jbilly90
So a true dad bod
Xenarion
Don't worry, dads get fat after the baby is born.
Malakyte
Says you. I look better than I did back in High School and my wife lets me know all the time.
Xenarion
There are exceptions to every rule. Kudos to you.
gryffindorprincess22
Once your baby is born that will be the least of your worries. Enjoy this time.
DefenderOfDog
that just means your not on the last step yet
L4dead2
Pics or it didn't happen
lynncelebrateslife
5/7 can relate, going through the same :D
teddygrahamcookie
Why thank you
porcelainandlace
We're the opposite. I'm six months pregnant and my husband looks like he's due any day ahaha.
meowkittycatmeow
Literally me right now. Hubby keeps up with his crazy work outs and im here, 17 weeks along and already up 15 lbs. First trimester noms.
BigJewishHulk
After you have given birth, let your hair grow, hit the gym (you can do that at home) and you will be sexy again soon enough
AshleyFosf8
What does hair have to do with this?
TheStargateIsReal
I’m sure after having a baby, getting sexy again should be everyone’s first priority
BreadyStinellis
Her hair will shed like crazy for about a year. Growing it out will likely not be an option. It's not a coincidence many new mom's cut their
BreadyStinellis
Hair. Also, what does that have to do with being sexy? Short hair is hot as hell!
paintedgreenmushrooms
That's just the preggo talking
Mrstwitches89
I’m sure he think your also sexy as hell... bc you probably are! Enjoy your pregnancy I know it can suck. Congrats
HodgeNPodge
Thank you!
Mrstwitches89
You’re welcome...idk if it’s your first or not but kids are pretty awesome :)
saintxjustice
Make more lasagna, it's how the wife got me
ChildishZambinoh
Humble brag
prfesser
If he's anything like me he thinks you're sexier than ever. Pregnant women are gorgeous!
HodgeNPodge
Awww thanks for this!!
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
Everyone in my house gained weight when my mom was pregnant. She’d give us double our normal snacks in our lunchboxes because she was hungry
jhsuber
He’s probably extremely happy about your bigger boobs and hasn’t noticed anything else
saltysasquatch
Me
Pklfkr
Especially that weird hair on your stomach.
Munnin41
Or that zit under your eye
CheshireCad
Wait until he develops a dadbod. Then constantly grab his belly, and remind him that yours went away after 9 months. His is here to stay.
calldrdaley
That’s really shitty. I hope you don’t actually do that.
CheshireCad
Yes, because she's going to listen to a joke on the internet instead of listening to her partner and understanding what is and isn't hurtful
calldrdaley
Maybe your partner wouldn’t say something upsets him because he doesn’t want to come off as a little bitch. Youd probably tease him for that
CheshireCad
You're making extremely nasty and insulting assumptions, based off of one joke. You are not a nice person.
NivalisAngelus
Is.. Is that the origin of your username?
HodgeNPodge
Haha, surprisingly no. It's kindof a play on words off my last name.
ohdeepthought
I thought it was a vines reference
ohdeepthought
Bones*
neoritter
A woman who becomes preggers is not fat. They just glow with the aura of chili cheese dogs and ice cream pickles.
HodgeNPodge
For me it has been biscuits and gravy, dill pickles and cereal. So. Much. Cereal.
bekind2joeblake
As a pregnant person, damn I want a chili cheese dog now
NotWelcomehere
ME WANT FOOD
GTR16
My wife wanted slush puppies. We drove 20 miles to the closest Sonic multiple times because they had the closest thing to a slush puppy.
somethinginthefridge
Isn't that just grease?
DarthLabradoodle
"Just" grease?!?! Yeah, and the Mona Lisa is "just" a painting. Chili cheese dogs are one of Nature's most perfect foods.
cuddlesdotgif
I love that - the aura of chili cheese dogs - someone put that on maternity t shirts.
tubbers06
I'm 24 weeks pregnant. During sexy times my hubby stares directly at my new larger tits. The whole time. it's awesome!
HodgeNPodge
That's definitely a plus. For me, with the bigger boobs and higher sex drive though comes insane sensitivity and major insecurity. Damn.
tubbers06
Sensitivity here too, insecurity is in your head, doesn't mean it's not real, but it means you can try to overcome. Let your hubby love you!
ssyoda2
Wait. There's sexy time during pregnancy?....... MAAAAN! NINE MONTHS.... nada. Ugh. I hate my life
tubbers06
Of course!! (As long you have a healthy pregnancy, Dr may say different for high risk) sex towards them end can help induce natural labor!
ssyoda2
And here I got shot down through the entire time. By the time she was up for it 14 mo had gone gy
HodgeNPodge
It's different for everyone.Some women have symptoms that severely overshadow any desires,and you have to wait a while after birth to do it.
calldrdaley
The worst part of my ex gaining weight was having to constantly talk about it. I genuinely didn’t mind.
khalimwu
this... i swear most Make it a problem when sometimes it doesn't even matters.
Copperbrat
Oh my god this. Then there's the "you gotta help me lose weight" thing. Like I want to suddenly be your mommy. Just stop ordering pizza ffs.
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
Yeah they gotta want to lose some weight for themselves. Pretty immature to try and pass off responsibility for it
Copperbrat
I had a boss who was trying to lose weight so she banned junk food in the office. Turned out she was sneaking it in for herself but the 1/
Copperbrat
rest of us were stuck drinking tea and gnawing celery stalks. It was unbearable during deadlines when we worked 70 hour weeks. 2/2
TheRealFireFrenzy
Well its more your child, you're doing the assembly all he did was draw up about half the blue prints
HeatLegend
are you calling her kid fat? not cool
TheRealFireFrenzy
No i am calling you fat... The kid will have baby fat, and if its american will stay fat for its entire life...
HeatLegend
what about the fatter?
TheRealFireFrenzy
Murica?
BroadFjord
I've always been weirded out by this way of looking at it.
TheRealFireFrenzy
Hey if the person was male i'd have complimented him on getting his wife to do all the real work:)
jbilly90
I love this lol made me laugh
TheRealFireFrenzy
Yay for science humor
jbilly90
Yep
L4dead2
And this is why my sons mom thinks he's more hers than mine. Pisses me off
TheRealFireFrenzy
Bummer bro, thats just not cool
Mistruths
Yeah but they both had to do the simultaneous-key-turning thing to initialize.
TheRealFireFrenzy
Sure but thats mainly for complying with legal standards, nothing that means you HAVE to do it that way mechanically
fnhngest
i like you.
TheRealFireFrenzy
I ALSO LIKE ME!!!! THATS A THING WE HAVE IN COMMON!!!
notashill
More male genes get expressed than female genes, if that makes you feel better
TheRealFireFrenzy
why would i need to feel better? i am saying something nice to an expecting mother? If i wanted to say something mean its not hard
TheRealFireFrenzy
and with the hormones i should get a nice 2x super effective had i wanted it
Mimsey
You think degrading the contributions of fathers is something nice to say? That's pretty fucked up.
TheRealFireFrenzy
I never said that, you are turning my words upside the head because i guess you want to feel offended or something, you do you bro
CityYeti
Oh please, you're just preggers. I'm sure your man still thinks your a fine piece
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
Dangerops pragnant sex
CardboardPizzas
will it hurt baby top of his head?
andergriff
no
senseihugo
*you're
Shickydakubofick
Why is this downvoted? It's correct.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
because it’s getting old and annoying.
CityYeti
Maybe the grammar nazi haters got to this comment already, and then mob mentality continued it
NotWelcomehere
Because it already said you're
Shickydakubofick
"I'm sure your man still thinks your a fine piece." It's pretty obvious @senseihugo was referring to the second your in that sentence.
DissFattBidge
Pregananant
FallenReadingly
Pregnart
Ailin87
¡Preganté!
Galhaar
How do u *dramatic strum* pregante
Br0verlord
Pregantè!
Shickydakubofick
Gregnant.
MericanFunkYeah
CardboardPizzas
if a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before?
Dragongurl392
Not always. You can get them from a growth spurt. Has to do with the elasticity of the skin; if it doesn’t stretch fast enough, tada marks!
CardboardPizzas
I take it you didn't get the reference...
adellGameCat
Gf aint had period since she got pregat
GiantSquanchy
omg wat do?
ALegendaryHero
I just poured hot grits down my pants.
Parabatia
Pregantic
Mechlai
the joke for those confused https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
Leroux2008
Pregnatic
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Prreganté
Megamursu
Heaviness
saltandsunshine
Pragunta
LeNoseKnows
Gregnant