In Australia

Nov 15, 2020 1:51 AM

Some fucking drongo wasted a few grand wanking off onto this perfect sky in Sydney. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Vote in another country two weeks ago? It's pretty funny, really. I laughed anyway.
What a fuck knuckle.

Fuck knuckle lol

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Sir, this is Australia.

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They are actually advertising for the sequel to the musical, Stomp, Tromp 2020.

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Why is this right side up? I smell a conspiracy.

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Rudy hired this for the 4 Seasons conference, but put his pseudonym of Sydney Fuckingstock in the location.

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Yes but he’s a huge symbol to all the tiki torch Nazis the world over

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Damn. That person went out of his way to tell everyone about how racism is his favorite past time.

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Eric? Honey? Come home. We have your meds waiting.

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Giuliani probably booked the wrong country to write that in. He does that. Just ask Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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less letters (cheaper) than writing “i’m a racist asshole”

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I saw it too from St Ives. What a cretin.

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fuckin' drongo

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There was a similar one in Brisbane, a plane towing a banner. There may be an anti trump banner soon in Brizzy just to troll that one guy.

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Sky News Acolyte probably. Murdoch’s scum are everywhere.

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- australians walking outside that day

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Well, the whole "We're not America" thing. Most of the country is basically completely out of lockdown. WA has been since May.

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3 cases popped up in SA today.

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Ha! Those Navy pilots at it again, drawing dicks in the air.

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“Fuck off cunt” - Australians

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Straight up as an American, I read this in an Australian accent ??

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There's a reason, as an Aussie, that I try to avoid using the contraction of the word "cannot".

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What a tosser

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It is deeply troubling how so many around the world admire this bucket of dirty cheetos

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60% of yanks supported hitler lead by the wealthy

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Ridiculous

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Upvoting for "fuck knuckle"

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Also, who's TROMP?

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lol someone is lost

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T

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Giuliani must have been looking for his favorite hooker named Sydney and couldn't find her.

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More like a lost cause

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Obviously you don't understand the 5d chess at play here. This was intended. Like the Four Seasons.... Total Landscaping.

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It's easy to get to australia on a flat earth, I bet you could see that from US with only a magnifying glass

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E R I C!!!

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Kinda freaked me out cus that’s me

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What are the odds that Eric did a web search for sky writing, clicked on the first one, ordered it as a surprise for dads win, and then this

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A non-zero number.

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Greater than zero. Not sure how much, but I could definitely see it happening.

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Who wants to bet he booked Four seasons too?

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It’s at a point where it’s not all about trump for some but more about of his ideals. Hitler did this in ‘33 and trump is on the same path

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Bingo, it's a shout-out to racists

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TROMP 2020

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Tramp 2020?

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Ils s'ont trompee.

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I guess you could say this sky writing is trompe l'oeil....

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First thing I thought of lol

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DOMALD TROMP!

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You are aggressively Aussie and against that mangled creosoted bawbag,Trump. As a Scot that's something I can respect.

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Our country's languages powers combined, we will have the best words against that wombat fud.

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*Salutes in Angry-American.

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As an American I am sorry our orange cancer has spread to other countries.

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World already had the cancer, Trump is more like the contrast material that makes the cancer visible.

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Facebook and Murdoch media's fault mate.

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losing their shit over here in HK too. They don't care what happens to the US as long as it benefits them. 2/2

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It's a real shame they are supporting a man who is anti-democratic himself and quite frankly could easily be bribed by China with a hotel.

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I really hope that's a tiny sliver of the HK supporters.

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I honestly can't say, but I remember reading an article that 60% of HKers only get their news from social media. Doesn't bode well, really.

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Go ahead... Stare at it.

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"Yep! That sure is fucking bright!" - Brought to you by: Shower Thoughts by Donald Trump

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Yeah, there was this moment, and a thousand other Trump WTF moments, we'll have to wonder about, the rest of our lives.

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I can handle these kind of doofus moments.Makes me nostalgic for Dubya-with rose colored historical glasses.It’s the rest of it I can’t.

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I appreciate your choice of swear words. Learned something New tonight

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And there are many more choice ones.

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I have two important phrase. “The fucks scar non” and “cunts fucked eh”

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Drongo is something my Premier of WA called us :)

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Fuck Knuckle goes right into the book next to Twat Goblin :D

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The full phrase is "fuck knuckles, cock, and piss (pause), balls." You can buy it on a t shirt here: https://95bfm.com/merch

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Fucktard would probably been a better choice for trump though.

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Standard Aussie slang. I have a Texan friend who still scratches his head at some of our vernacular.

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100% adding "Fuck Knuckle" to my arsenal.

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"fuck knuckle" is particularly good

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If one is amongst prudish sorts, "cockwomble" is considered an acceptable and classy substitute.

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Sí señor...Sí

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A common insult used for particularly stupid and annoying dicks. Naturally, it can also be used to greet a friend.

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Yep, and if your a girl scrag is a great one that can go either way ??

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Same with sick cunt (friend) or shit cunt (shit cunts)

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Fuck knuckle is a very common phrase in Australia ?

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Commonly used against poor Freddy, Freddy Fucknuckle.

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Yeah... though I am partial to Fuckstick also...

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Nah, can’t go past good ol’ fuckhead!!!

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*chef's kiss*

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I had to go back a re-read it as nothing stood out. In reflection, oh boy do we talk like a bunch of drongo cunts half a goon sack deep.

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Underated comment..

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He's got my upvote

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Oi, no cunts gonna be able to tell if your comment's fucked or a cracker so if you dont get any up votes, in ya +1

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Im not a native english speaker, so sometimes you guys surprise me with curse word gold

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This sentence made me horny

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Strewth, Stone the flaming crows and strike me lucky. We’ve got a live one here fellas!!!

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'Ken oath!

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Ha, you seem as toey as a Roman sandal. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!!!

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Good thing its Biden 2021, 2022, 2023, and 2024.

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Trump will win Rikers in 2023!

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Please God no. I will be heartbroken if I have to wait 8 yrs for weed legalization instead of 4 :'(

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*federal legalization, I mean

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Oh thats good. I'm stealing this

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Yeah! (The end of) Trump 2020!

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*Sings* AH AH AH AH STAY ALIVE STAY ALIVE (pls)

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I meant to reply to comment above by @DizzleSenpai. Oops

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Ahem, Kamala 2021 - 2024.

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I really hope not, she is all for "executive action" to get her way.

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huh?

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It's the assumption that Biden will die, 'cause something, or that Kamala kills Biden. It's like #3 on the Trumpster conspiracy list now.

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Hopefully 25-28 too just in case Trump gets any ideas

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Jail time is good for brainstorming, he can have many ideas there

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If he comes back to run in 2024, his new image should include a black cloak and a phantom of the opera mask.

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For no real reason except I’d find it really funny looking on his old chubby body.

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Honestly if trump shaved his head, grew a beard, he might actually look better, google it

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He's still just a potato with butthole lips.

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My god, he looks like a real person. With how ridiculous he looks in real life, I’m amazed he never tried this.

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Didn't Biden say he would only run for one term?

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I think so. Then again, I can picture a president Kamala Harris quite nicely...

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Yeah that would be terrible

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You think he's gonna live that long?

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Probably not, but seeing these last four years I'm not betting on fate

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Nope, he won't win a re-election

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Might not be Donnie that runs, I could see the cult trying to go Dynastic with this shit.

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Worked for the Bush's, Sr was even a one term prez too.

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He will. And he'll win. Biden will get blocked by the republican congress and he'll be labeled as a do-nothing president.

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Wait, he can run again?

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Unless trump pardons himself for everything, I don't see that happening. Even then, he pardons himself for everything it looks bad for him

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My American friend would like to know what a drongo is

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It’s a fuck-wit, but it’s also actually a bird :)

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Most American tourists

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A fuck knuckle

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Omg this made my night. Thank you! ?

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v

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1st Google search result. - The word drongo is used in Australian English as a mild form of insult meaning "idiot" or "stupid fellow".

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more correct ,a Loser. 1930s race horse raced 100 times last in all them

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an idiot. nobody has said this since the 70's

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Fuck man, I use it a lot and I'm in my 30s. Nobody else? Really? How about ooroo? Am I a closet bogan?

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You mean hooroo?

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Both are acceptable

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I use it all the time. Along with "flat out like a lizard drinking" and "carn the raw prawn with me" but I also wear a wifebeater n drink vb

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Nah, I know it, too. I think it may depend where you grew up.

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I’ve been known to throw around a few “fair dinkum. Ya bloody drongo’s”

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