Icouri
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Idk if the titles are even appreciated but I like them. It's good form to put in the effort.
As per my usual, no OC. Just the shenanigans that got me thrown out of church (jk. I don't go to church)
Better that a quackjob.
I should sanatoze it more but i feel like ive got arguable grounds for the explicitness of this content. Still, I'm 90% sure I'm going to get in trouble for this one.... so if you need me directly, just DM. In case I can't comment.
Anyway.. Did you want to scroll past 100+ links to get to the comments? I don't. But I have to do it about 100 times per post. So here's one link to alllllll the previous public posts. It's better this way.
https://imgur.com/a/vhx2cjG
Mangohime
DaisyWarrior
Icouri
Lmao
Dunes8
#13 Not sure if oral or vore.
LizardEnterprises
I mean, probably "Dick so big it rearranges my guts", but there's a convincing argument for both of those too, I guess.
NZSheeps
Bojovnik84
Kuvajainen
#2
mmontour
secondtrumpet
#36 rough sex is the only thing I can find in this one and it doesn't involve me.
dproz
Yes (to all of it) +1
Icouri
Noice. Thanks
TinyOctopus
Well. You all know which one piqued tiny octopus' interest.
oldguyexlurker
Got a good idea, anyway...
SmokyDoggg
OutDatedPopCultureReference
cozynester
#17 non-verbal safe words are important even if you're not going to have kinky sex :) always discuss with a partner before you begin
Faloopsinarb
#29 That's fine. We're fine with that.
Vesane
#44 This should clearly have been a picture of Android 18
CrimeBrulee
I can't look through these anymore they're too frustrating.
Icouri
Why?
CrimeBrulee
Sexless marriage :-/ (and no one link me r/deadbedrooms I know I know)
Icouri
Sorry my dude. That's rough
redheadedrobot
I shouldn't have looked at these before work (´-﹏-`；)
Icouri
Yes you should have. If your new look at the others before work ;)
Howdidjadewdat
#1
KlyntTalks
"I wanna see you try"
Upsh1ft
This would work on me
redheadedrobot
I see so many versions with her sitting, and her spine is curved so weird ? neat to see this version!
Brokengoat
an' it aint even the original
SomeGiantIdiot
DurendaI
#8 Farm!?
redheadedrobot
Yep, that's where she keeps #31 >:3
jesusisherelookbusy
#47
Icouri
That's getting sent to a fee people
OptimisticMisanthrope
qtRaven
onewallpaperaweek
likeabowser
Sorry, no. Horny jail is solitary confinement.
GabrielRRL
A distinction without a difference
norwad
fatcatdeadrat101
JackDoodle
secondtrumpet
#22 are we not gonna talk about the subreddit this seems to have been posted to?
Nicodemusthefirst
Disneyvacation is a strange sub, it's one of the ones where the name does not match the content.
secondtrumpet
Howfuckinhardisittogetausername
Icouri
I think that depends on who you ask
trinabeana23
#23 ironically hubby/I were just talking about phrases like this & I think most women are ok w it BUT there is another phrase that if any
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males use it - makes almost ALL women if not most women want to throat punch the man immediately is “little girl”. It also creates an almost
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visceral reaction in most women. I know as a Texan/US citizen The C word is supposed to be THE WORST but I was raised overseas surrounded by
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Brits/Scots/Aussies/Kiwis so eh the C word is just not that big of a deal for me. But seriously if a man were to call me a C word or any
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other insult, NOTHING would fire me up as much as Little Girl. But meanwhile even if he said Good Girl in a derogatory tone, still does not
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make me see red the same as Little Girl. Thought its bc I’m super short but I polled my tall friends & they agreed Little Girl is insult
genericanamoly
Me trying #1:
Icouri
Obviously, I love your name
genericanamoly
I was going to switch it to "straightupdick" which is not taken. However I like this better still.
Icouri
Lol, I also like this better. I think you made the right choice
FlyMeToTheSun
jherazob
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Icouri
He is not wrong
TakenToaster
I’m not horny at all. Everyone would like penis in them rn. I’d like 3 that’s all
Icouri
Oh i think I like you lol
TakenToaster
The last 3 men were quite fond too. ? I wish. Anyway I’m allowed to be filth on the internet. I’m very classy irl ?
Icouri
Agreed. And I highly encourage both lol
cozynester
#23 cw: only expand this comment if you want to read about some weird kinky shit
YouCheckedTheUsernameHaveACookie
Yep I just hypnotized someone for the first time the other day. Was VERRRRY careful with consent
cozynester
i had a Dom once who was a hypnotist, and he quite literally programmed my brain to respond to "Good girl" is ways i didnt think possible
MickeyCallahan
cozynester
It was an excellent foreplay tool cause he only had to use it once or twice in a convo for me to be so wet i was ready to do anything
cozynester
in theory he wanted me to only respond that way when he said it, but the effect lingers to this day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ my current gf loves using it
Upsh1ft
Hopefully you enjoy this side-effect. That's intense.
cozynester
tbh its mostly just convenient. i used to struggle to "get in the mood" when my horny meter was empty from work/everyday stress. not now :)
Icouri
That's hot as fuck, but it is a lil sketchy. As long as she understands not to abuse it though, I'm gonna stick with hot as fuck lol.
cozynester
it's not magic lol if i really don't want to have spicy time i can just communicate that to her and we switch gears together :)
OptimisticMisanthrope
kingkongkeom
#6 damn...
RevengeIsIceCream
I'm just... how though??
MickeyCallahan
Most likely there's a pre-braided rope already stashed in her cheek.
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
I slowly scrubbed through, she’s doing a corkscrew motion that keeps twisting a new loop and pulling the string through. Very impressive
NotThisGuyAgain
Yeah, I keep feeling like it's sleight of... tongue?
SmoeAhsolse
My guess, if it's real, if you look at the loop at the end, that she's pushing the loose end through the loop like that, from the last, and
SmoeAhsolse
hooking it on/around a tooth. So, she just needs to sweep her tongue around to push the loose end through that loop and pushing the previous
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loop off the tooth.
RevengeIsIceCream
"just", but ok, yeah, that would make it possible maybe
SmoeAhsolse
Hmm... Could it be reversed?