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YELLOWnotYELLOW
very mature!
NotLikeTheOthers
#6 seems like a good way to convince your friends you're a little Bill Cosby in training.
bigstacks
I can't wait to prank all of my frien...work acquaintences.
rhz1181
Easy there, Satan
FacemanPeck
How to win office wars... is there even such a thing
DarkHumorIsTheBestHumor
do that office wars one with a bottle of liquid shit
lmhx
But white glue dries clear?
M0ngrelX
Metallicat70
The caramel onions is just evil.
jedric0202
I would mix the air freshener zip tie with the shrimp scent prank.
Averagetroll
#1 My faptop always looked like that
ryno506
seeing the ruined donuts pains me
monstasaurous
Dang I'd probably eat the caramel onion and like it
haveanothergif
They left the skin on though
monstasaurous
Oh yeah that's a dealbreaker
aluriilol
candy onions
weirdipedia
leaves the skin on and everything, what a bastard
weirdipedia
otherwise who doesn't love a chocolate dipped onion snack
AMartianPotato
I think it'd be better with the skin off. Onion skin is a bit tough, you'd probably figure out what was going on before you tasted onion.
TheGreatPeru
Im not interested in most of these dick moves. I must be old.
divenzi
Me neither and I'm 16. Nothing to do with age, cunts will be cunts
ElbowdeepinElmo
Still a better prank than fake-kidnapping your best friend.
BattleBorn84
Its so much more fun to swap hand sanitizer for lube. Get your crouton up in flames.
HomicidalDwarvenPupper
The mentos ones are cute, and a really good idea... on paper. IRL neither of them work
CelticmoonKate
Not even the one with the dental floss?
HomicidalDwarvenPupper
No to get that giant fountain that always happens it has to be with the initial carbonation, it just fizzles with the dental floss
califCheeseAnimal
Some of these are fun, harmless good times. Others are just mean. Like the cotton ball one...
TaiMao
Better than using shrink wrap to seal a car on a hot day. My aunt did that to a manager who was retiring. It was hilarious.
FreeMoCo2009
The febreeze grenade is funny until you have asthmatic friends... Buddy of mine had a few close calls with pranks like that
CelticmoonKate
Yeah, the onion prank would fuck me up pretty bad too. Allergies.
ElbowdeepinElmo
Leave the frail ones behind and save yourself.
Zetor
WTF, Satan?
EvilIncarnate
Not me.
Iamenvy
RecyclopsWillHaveHisRevenge
iynque
TODAY'S THE DAY! IT'S FINALLY ARRIVED!
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mandadadada
* thanks for the tips satan
CalmedDownSatan
It wasn't me.
GodOrAtLeastCloseEnough
It's always you
IHaveAMemeForThis
Well either way I think you need to calm down some more
ScottSterlingAWallThatCanFeelPain
But she caught me on the counter
Nonamechip
#1 yes... "liquid splatter"
bpetersen
Too white. Needs to be more clear
samsonguy920
I am thinking that's a good way to keep people from touching your own laptop. More a security measure and less a prank to do on others.
johnnydarkside
Brazzers
GravyWonTon
Im think of using the toilet paper roll thing for halloween. Imgur is awesome sometimes.
JHawke
I live somewhere where halloween is not celebrated. Thinking of getting glow in the dark filling for my 3d printer and printing eyes >
JHawke
> that fit in wrinly old trees.
jherazob
Please post results, that sounds great
jherazob
Have this too: https://youtu.be/D_yeSV7DKMU
SignatureSeven
"Digital decorations for every occasion"
SignatureSeven
"Oh hi Susan, congrats on the baby I'm so hap- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!?!"
jherazob
Well, they did start with the Halloween stuff and it's most of what they have, but they have expanded to more since then
William1891
Yes,sometimes
Justalobstercowboy
Did it last year, hit!
ChatterCat
When I did it, it didn't really work. It just looked like glow sticks in a bush. Maybe smaller eye holes...
haveanothergif
Maybe use LEDs instead?
Sacurason
Smaller eyeholes + cover up the ends so light can't shine out there?
Astramancer
Probably should put tissue paper over the eye holes to act as a light diffuser.
erinaceus
lol! i have teenage kids. look out!
nietzschesdownfall
Pretty sure the zip tied Febreze is a good way to a lawsuit...
MexImgurian
nietzschesdownfall
...parties?
Somanyquestions
How?
924Carrera
I don't know about a lawsuit, but it can certainly cause respiratory problems for some people.
aquagal1017
My sister is allergic to some of the oils in febreeze and has asthma also, this prank would kill her even with her epi and inhaler.
therealVexed
I wouldn't be arrested if I was in a work place with your sister and febreezed in her general area though. I'd be in trouble as soon as I
therealVexed
knew she had said allergy. like that kid who threw milk in his friends face and killed him.
NapkinBob
But now you know she has an allergy, so you're screwed!
LokiKingOfJotunheim
If you did the febreeze thing with the zip tie and she died, you could potentially be charged with involuntary manslaughter...
therealVexed
yeh maybe with a ziptie. not if you were just creating a nice smell and assuming you don't have some boss status were you should know
snarkface
Though I'd be careful with the cottonballs one. Frozen to car paint might not end well.
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
lol you must not have very bad winters where you're from. Cars have all sorts of stuff frozen onto them and it doesn't affect paint.
mariemcd
just go into a warm garage and they will fall right off when thawed
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Michigan resident here: Freezing things to car doesn't negatively impact paint.
icky78
I live in Michigan too. Get all kinds of stuff that freezes on the car. Never any damage
Gamemaster64
I can go for some caramel onions.
Iwouldbenick
Honestly I would try it
SolveTheCipher
Creed?
PuhTater
Shrek?
Gzorax
Shreck is that you ?
ErinFromTheOffice
"caramelized onions"
MyFartsHitMyBalls
That's the joke I came to make. Take the upvote.
dancfontaine
The single best topping for a burger
Cuteywitdabooty
I saw these in a Philly bakery said for those pretty on the outside and ugly on the inside ????????
QuiteALargeBagOfDicks
Tony Abbot?
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Ayyy! I was about to say this! OP first seem like a lizard person though
Tornadotaco
I bet roasted they'd be delicious
ballpeenX
Walla walla sweets or Vidalia?
icky78
Never had the Walla Walla? Is it like Vidalia?
ballpeenX
Very similar. The WW that we get is bigger but the mild flavor is the same. I live in WA, so the Walla Walla is local.
icky78
I kind of figured it would be local. I appreciate the info though. I'll keep my eyes peeled for them. I have a local market that imports
stoutde
I fired a staff of 3 for having a several months long war over who could use the most air freshener after taking a poop.
Mysongotmehooked
Mmmmm... shitrus.
JupitersWitch
Aerosols give me migraines. I appreciate your response to their "prank."
gunnerVonDiamond
Did you at least first order a cease and desist?
MerToo
it is estimated that fully 1/5th of the US blue collar workforce are actively sabotaging their employers. God only knows why...
LlamaLingo
Should have fired them earlier
stoutde
I get that, but I had to build a portfolio of multiple, escalating attempts at fixing the behavior.
stoutde
The shenanigans were causing other workers respiratory distress and were ruining productivity. Hired new workers, place was great again!
Mechlai
I was gonna say, the air freshener one could cause a lot of damage to property and potential health problems.
TK421isAFK
Fast food?
stoutde
Heavy equipment shop. Three in question worked the front desk and didn't have any special skillset a high school student couldn't develop.
TK421isAFK
Kinda figured since it seemed they were easy to replace. Hope your office is happier...and easier to breathe in!
stoutde
It is! And yeah, it's easier than any fast food job I've seen. Take down customers complaint, take keys, pass it all to a technician.
Aylasita
I need to open a window just thinking about it!
PleaseNotTheFace
You are my hero. I mean that.
Sacurason
Just out of curiosity, were they warned and just refused to listen?
illuminerdy
I want to know this too, if my boss told me to stop doing something, I would in an instant. Either they didn't listen or they weren't warned
stoutde
Of course. They just considered it part of their little game working since it was irritating others.
Sacurason
Ah. What a bunch of dicks, then. Thanks for answering! :D
demoncandy
My old boss had 2 of those self dispensing air fresheners in his office that went off every 5 min. It was awful. Dude musta had bad gas?
ThePastmaster
We had one in the pawning room due to the old cans and bottles. I just took out the cartridge and I was happy again. ^_^
notamurder
Firing and hiring new people is how you made work great again, maybe that is what trumps is up to
Sirtopumhat
I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."
GrantLeavitt
Shenanigans.
devarian
DATMMrk12
Why? I'm a Shenanifan.
VoIdemort
Don't you Shenanagain, M. Night Shenanifan.
CephalopodLodge4
Yeah, i think we should Shenan again
Tikityler
What do you have against more than one shenanigan?
Lvl20GoblinChampion
Hey, what's the imgur account for owlturd comics?
mousemarie94
I would literally have an asthma attack...also were they fucking 12? & have no idea the effects of their actions? Fired for good reason
therealVexed
they probably just thought it was funny and haha this is crazy woo. You tend not to think of other people when your a selfish idiot
TastyTastyScience
I have asthma. I would never expect "I can't use this air freshener because someone might have asthma" to be a real concern for anyone.
MrBigMcLargeHuge
Using some is fine but they seem to be pretty much gassing the bathroom with it.
mousemarie94
Ah, I guess I just have concern for other people...we can't all care.
Crabsforeveryone
I get migraines because of that attitude. I am extremely careful about chemical exposure of people around me by my hand. It's just polite.
Twichy
Ijustdidastonecoldstunneronmycat
Some people just want to watch the world burn
thatabbyrose
Some people want to watch the people who want to watch the world burn, burn.
michagoose
That's a lot of effort to gingerly squeeze out the actual custard first
EnjiNightsHips
Cruel bastard
pixelsnader
what the hell man
TheFuzzyNoodle
I'd eat that.
asehic89
Well, there's no cure for being one.
Mockingbirb
thisisntwhatithoughtitwas
My husband did this at work once.. it was great.
Chocolatesmaster
If soneone did that to me id seriously hurt them... I might feed them to some lions alive or a bear
IUpvoteScience
He's just tuning the orchestra
DylanDylanDylanDylanDylanBecauseISpitHotFire
I did that to my manager but instead of mayo I filled it with mustard and used a bit of the left over cream to seal the whole
vorenth
And that was how you were fired?
DylanDylanDylanDylanDylanBecauseISpitHotFire
Nah we all had a big laugh about it and kept teasing him about it
vorenth
Excellent, that is a leader, not a boss. Follow that person wherever he leads.
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
I just came down here to say that!
l8apex
That's just evil!
usersubbordercontrol
I'd... Actually eat that...
Friend0fours
I think it looks good too....
forestfinagle
Same
Korstmos
I just wanna try it
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
You are why Jesus won't come back. Well, you and 4chan. But mostly you.
usersubbordercontrol
I also like pineapple pizza
hammersquirrel
Dutch?
fairlyinappropriateresponse
probably
Jaltjaltjalt
Ew
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wazero
Oh god no.
grimfandango
I still remember in that scene, someone in the background went "I think I had these before!"........
Twitch68
Sauce? Seems pretty funny
grimfandango
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BIsi_VYDco
grimfandango
Another gem from the same movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXFsz1V5s18
Leiker535
That wouldn't taste bad, honestly.
Leiker535
I take it that America people aren't used to eating sweet bread with something salty/sour.
Gayforbae
Ijustdidastonecoldstunneronmycat
Get out
imjustgonnabehere
Kplunk99
Your wack man
haveanothergif
What about his wack man?
mysticalbeard
His hair? WACK!
Aylasita
Whose wack man?
Dr904
His walkman?
CrystalCry
You're*
Imalwaysready
*You're
braginskyy
You*re
Qwikskoupa420
what is that? bagels? donuts? peanut butter?
haveanothergif
Jelly donuts
MeloszKoz
Cream donuts*
Qwikskoupa420
and the thing in the jar?
usersubbordercontrol
An instrument. An instrument of murder
wanderingwonderer
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/022/643/555.png
haveanothergif
Mayonnaise
Qwikskoupa420
thanks
greendogblue
Honest genuine question: are you unfamiliar with that brand of mayonnaise? I figured Hellmans was a widely known thing
Qwikskoupa420
I live in Austria, not familiar with those
QueensybLilpunk
Probably in UK. Heinz and local brands like Sainsbury are more common from my experience. (Which is limited as I don't eat it..)
Yulala
I didn't know about Hellmans when I lived in CA. East of the rockies, it's called Best Foods, west it's Hellmans. Same bottle diff label.