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This little prick will still sometimes snag my fingers instead of the worms.
It was fun catching 20 crickets in my bedroom. I recommend doing it sometime.
Apparently geckos have terrible depth perception because he literally just walked right off with no hesitation.
So Blaze saw my female in the next tank over and decided he would show her his goods... Only one of them wouldn't go back in. I tried a bunch of stuff from putting ice on it to letting it soak before bringing him to the vet.
Blaze does not like being handled at the vet. He squirmed, hissed, bit... And then finally this tiny asshole noticed the vet's nose and shot a projectile poop right up it. The vet nearly dropped him. This is why I love my lizard.
GhibliLover90
The look I get every time they hear the top slide open is always my favorite part! Those big ol gorgeous eyes
serney
Is the pene okay?
ihavetwosnakes
Blaze is my new hero.
jdmjay
Holy Jesus they live that long?
Pangs
Mine is always considering a long drop to the floor.
CrazyCarretta
I dunno about leos but cresties do not just walk right off your shoulder, they leap instead!
GreaterDog
Catching 20 crickets in a house is definitely Zelda material
Captainkeegan
My little man Zeek has been kicking for 14 years now!
Thirstraffe
Blaze is a cool guy
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
I had a leopard who got blinded somehow (never found out how) after that he refused to eat
azazyel
I had leopard that we named cubensis (after the magic mushroom) because he had such amazing colors.
Magpiebones
Blaze sounds a lot like my leogeckos. But neeeeeveeeer put ice of reptile's dick. Soak in warm water instead.
whoisyourdaddy
You took him to the vet for an erection?!? Why not just drop him in the tank with the female for an hour?
aparticularlyrobustpigeon
Because they didn't want little baby lizards.
OneForwardTwoBack
I'm I'm class, there's a video playing, I'm trying not to cry. Three ribs are broken. Send help.
TimeFoDat
Is a hemipene like a hemisphere, only more ... penisy?
RevolutionOnHerLips
I highly suggest you google hemipenis! It's amazing!
Linvak
Blaze is the rave of the block
Ringshadow
Well my beardie made the front page so +1 for more lizard stories!
blazinggecko
Yours actually inspired mine so thanks for the +1!
raynesdaze
I'm pretty sure leopards are just kinda dumb. I sell them at my work and they always just kinda walk right off your hand into air
asealdsapnupuas
YOU LIED. IT IS NOT FUN.
ShiroiKarei
I had one when I was 15 that refused to eat... she starved herself to death.
CatsAreFilledWithBees
I'm considering getting a cresty but I want it to be happy and healthy. Any advice on taking care if a lizard?
agentmcgee
Upvotes this to 666. Got a feeling this gecko will appreciate it.
ManManny
Blaze is my hero.
blazinggecko
He is an inspiration to us all.
gibbusChrist
Watch him as he goooooooes (poop in a vets nose)
ManManny
Its my newest life goal.
MonsieurChortles
If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours...
skipptekk
*sees nose* "I'M FIRING MY TORPEDO!!!" is this basically it @op ?
blazinggecko
YASSSSSSSSSS
snowyman28
leopards are my fave...my daughter had one that unfortunately got sick at 6 and died...we need to replace him
Herperchick
Ask around work and Facebook groups near you, frequently these guys are rehomed for free because someone got it for their kid and >
Herperchick
Herperchick
blazinggecko
That's a shame. I have two right now and both are around 8 years. Hopefully they stay around another 10+
Sadpandathesad
You let your daughter have a leopard? BEST! PARENT! EVER!!!!!
notyourdadyet
My old man is currently 16 years old and still going strong. Doesn't like crickets too much though anymore.
NurietaGM
My iguana fell from my parents' balcony years ago --> 10th floor apartment. It survived with absolutely no injuries. Still don't know how.
tacleM
This is normal for iguanas!! In their natural habitat they jump out of trees. They can fall 50 feet and be totally okay!
NurietaGM
Oh shit, I didn't know that. That's info I would've appreciated it coming from my vet when that happened :(
tacleM
Yeah that's something they should have told you! I only know because I have one myself and he face planted off the back of the couch 1/2
tacleM
- freaked me right out. My boyfriend said he does it all the time tho, they're not ones for graceful entrances at all lol
shizz
20 crickets. I ordered 500 online and found out the hard way that normal screening won't keep them in a container. Twas a fun 3 days..
bunnyrut
i ordered a thousand and hubs opened the box then "closed" it while i got the container ready to put them in. just noticed hundred of (1)
bunnyrut
crickets wandering by...
Anthraxwastaken
"One of them", they have multiple?
ilikehexagons
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0738.html
N0ticeablyFAT
Wait, do you not?
ORCNOTPORK
If this scares you, do not ever own a male sugar glider...
blazinggecko
Yep, all lizards and snakes have two penises called hemipenes
doubleormuffin
Sharks do too!
kingj07
Anthraxwastaken
Huh, that's actually pretty interesting.
q2grapple
Primary and backup... smart lizard!
ShuckleOP
One up the pink, one up the stink