Little Knife

Jan 27, 2018 6:18 PM

kayzersosie

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When your knife has recoil.

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I wanted a tiny knife to pop out of the end

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I honestly expected the swing action to knock it out of the hand

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When your erection breaks free of your underwear

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Psst... that’s just a nail filer

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poop knife

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Maybe just a tiny man.

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100% would chop off my finger

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When your knife has recoil

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When even your knife has recoil...

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AND a safety switch.

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That's a goddamn bloodborne weapon

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WhErEs ThE bAnAnA sO i KnOw HoW bIg It iS?!?!?!

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Time to kill some Titans

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To the guy that said you dont bring a knife to a sword fight, never met this guy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You call that a knife?

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No, that's a spoon.

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They got Matt Damon to hold it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It has recoil ffs!

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Is it AA powered? https://youtu.be/9MeMVjolHU4

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elephant poop knife

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Lions 9

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Th'eight's note uh noif!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

stuff in the pants and carry around might be an issue.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking mens pockets

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Either that's one big knife or that guy has small arms

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That’s not a kn...oh. It is. Carry on, mate.

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When did Trump get tattoos?

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 12

Get better jokes...

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?1

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10/10 would open boxes with

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From the thumbnail I thought it was a rifle, and the small knife was gonna be a tiny bayonet. I was wrong.

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Now that your sword is properly drawn...

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That's a nice poop knife you have there.

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Fuck, pull that during a mugging and you've earned my money

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Why? You could knock the guy out in the time it takes him to get it ready.

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