TheRealJoeHasenguy
94172
2009
64
Good on them, this is hilarious and it doesnt destroy anything.
May 23, 2019 9:03 PM
TheRealJoeHasenguy
94172
2009
64
Good on them, this is hilarious and it doesnt destroy anything.
ChicoRicoSuave
This is my old high school. Class of 96. I feel like a proud father seeing this on here.
bigeasy44
MaconDead
I lost it at "Note a failing grade will be given to any individual with an erection"
Weweresomewherearoundbarstowwhenthedrugstookhold
Its Illinois, so it might be real. They never met a govt agency they didn't like
DrinkingAndKnitting
Not a shocking thing to see from Rolling Meadows
t33kay
Mike Hawk!
sassybeckalicious
Orderly
cvnk
There's a typo in there. Richard Dong is the Penis Head Inspector. He hasn't worked his way up to shafts yet.
ActionJohnnie
Mike Hawk is a friend of Mike Hunt.
FancyPayne
Mike Hawk sounds like My Cock
TheRealJoeHasenguy
Oh
starlord56
If you did sports and had a yearly physical they pretty much did a penis inspection when they check for a hernia..or was a ball inspection
MerToo
Oh we used to have that in New Zealand but the failing grade went to anyone *without* an erection.
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
This was every Friday at my school, but then again it was a Catholic school
ErinInStereo
I wonder how many people fell for this...
GeneralGinger531
Myself until I read the names. I could actually picture some hyper religious school mandating circumscision.
boredoftheworld
a fuckton of karens...
ArcanisTheOmnipotent
Is that Head Penis Inspector or Penis Head Inspector? I’ve heard it both ways
remerson81886
I dig a for real old school prank. Nice job
boredoftheworld
Knowing the state of secondary school admins... this probably ended with arrests and mass searches.
TheRealJoeHasenguy
Yes, for un registered penises
Br1337
As an educator, I will scold them to their faces but laugh privately
100percentgenuineimitation
As an educator, you should already know that any reaction, positive or negative will only encourage them. no reaction is the best.FUNNY SHIT
TheRealJoeHasenguy
Same
MatthewJohnsona
Posts like this always make me feel nostalgic.
gifsaregifsnotgifs
is dr wongburger principle of that school?
StagandRoses
I had no idea 'head penis inspector' was a thing. I've wasted my life. :(
SupremeCookie
Honestly thought this was true, because you know America, till I got to the names >.<
Meatmissile3000
this was on my birthday
OnePieceRoboFranky
keeping it classy in my state
atropos81018
I work a couple towns over from Rolling Meadows, it doesn't surprise me a bit.
BooksBooksBooksBooksBooks
I work in Rolling Meadows! Yeah, not surprising
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Head penis inspector commands the penis head inspector
Gianttesticlemonster
Where should someone who is half circumcised go? It's a real thing.
snailphotography
in the hallway, half way between the two offices.
Gianttesticlemonster
And let the janitor do it? I'm not falling for that one again
Erumun
well if over 50% remains you go to the uncircumcised. if not then it's the other one.
TheRealJoeHasenguy
Reminds of the scene from Porkys
point2blank
Lol. Rolling Meadows was always full of a bunch of odd balls anyway
RickRollable
Haha porkys. What a film
mngolfer
Tally Whacker.
Jaco365
Do not try to apprehend this penis, as it is considered armed and dangerous
TheRealJoeHasenguy
We could do a line up
TheRealJoeHasenguy
The boys could wear hoods
LogicDude
Dick Dong's signature is the best thing about this
juliakitten112
I think its the only good thing.
sosume
Pretty sure that's Gavin Belson's signature.
azzabat
Mike Hawk (My Cock) did it for me!
Gantzz321
has anyone seen Mike Hawk, anyone
donglover33
Thanks for the parenthetical reference. My wife Dawn approves. We Glovers aren't the brightest. Our friend Mike Hunt will love it.
Pishposhbingbong
That’s good to know. He sounds very professional. I’ll take that as a good reference.
TheRealJoeHasenguy
I think his title of Head Penis Inspector is also pretty funny
meatpudding
It means he's in charge of the staff.
LogicDude
I have to wonder if Mike Hawk has a Cousin named Mike Hunt
TheRealJoeHasenguy
Oh you know he does
Badsequence
I went to college with a guy named Mike Hunt and he swore at graduation that if they called him Mike Hunt and not Michael he was gonna kill
Harryteeters
bigeasy44
BenHawazen
So an average-girth-6" penis is small? I was under impression that it is like exactly average.
DeepAnalTongue
Believe more recent data puts average closer to 5.5". But I haven't looked into it.
BenHawazen
If I remember correctly it was something like band between 5.5" and 6.5" where most men fall. 6" would be the middle of that band.
DeepAnalTongue
That's the old range. Look up really recent news.
jake557
Oh, is this the context for nice.gif? I don't actually watch South Park, it's just one of many shows I absorb through meme osmosis.
KingXizor
No, the nice.gif is from the episode where Ike has sex with his Kindergarten teacher.
jake557
Ah. I don't know what to do with that information. But I did ask, so thank you.
KingXizor
Watch S10 E10: Misses Teacher Bangs a Boy
TheWhiteWolfofWallstreet
No, that’s when a cop finds out a student is banging his hot female teacher.
TheWhiteWolfofWallstreet
The student is also in kindergarten.
YesmynameisGreg
What's the x axis?
spiffylookingnerfherder
Unlabeled.
RussianMafia1337
Catholic church
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
girth
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
girth
Raileks
shouldn't the graph be sloping in the other direction then?
ULDirector
Time probably, the further we get into the future the more people lie about their dong sizes is what I get from this.
AllMyOpinionSuck
Idk, seems pretty accurate to me.