When you don't pull out

Jun 21, 2016 5:07 PM

When you don't pull out

I never pull out. Luckily my hand can't get pregnant

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My sofa pulls out

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That's why I always keep a set of stairs on front of my door. For just that occasion, my emergency Plan F.

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I almost did that once. She told me beforehand how she wanted a big family, and I was sorely tempted.... but luckily my Upper Head prevailed

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Pfft, I've dumped many shots and a nary a Father's Day has been had

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To the best of your knowledge

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