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BurglarHobbits
Or because your not only short but top heavyy, and you get stuck in the washer.
ameki
Also Judging by these pics: "Reaching over the Starbucks counter for you pumpkin spice Chai latte."
peggingismycardio
Never stand in the buggy to reach something on the top shelf. The buggy is shifty AF and will betray you.
KNIVESY
The bitch with the dress: fucking hem it. Goddamn, it ain't hard!
YourInfoIsCrapImgur
I'm 5'9" too tall for most dudes. My boyfriend is 6'4" and my Dad is 6'8" - dunno genetically predisposed to be attracted to tall dudes?
KiltedinSeattle
My mom, 5'0", used to say that God bakes everyone to perfection: you were just perfect before everyone else.
rxse7en
Short people got no reason to live.
AndrewHollenbeck
These are all adorable
cribbus
It's called Fun Sized
IsTheWinkImplied
I'm 5'1". I feel your pain OP.
Isayherderp
Why
iamwaitingdeary
But... we are the best!
Whoopi
Omg the first image is my uni!!
Barathesh
Well Whoopi-doo
littlegingerone
i hate being 5'3'' i wish i was taller so i wouldnt feel like i had to wear heels to be attractive
SnaiderEsponjoso
I feel you, but sadly girls doesn't like men in heels u_u
Orb99
I don't see the problem in #1
Barathesh
She's at the University of Derby.
QDizzley
I'm about 6'4 and whenever I see a short person I always think "How far could I throw them if I really tried?"
MisterMcGibblits
There are some advantages. /a/7UOur
EmergencyAustralian
You really have to hand it to short people. They can't reach it otherwise
GirlwithaSword
F*ck you I'm space efficient.
SvartTe
That's what I'll call my girl from now on. When I meet one.
nevergonnagivenevergonnagivafuck
Yeah but the real short girl problem is doggy style, my wife is a short girl and doggy style is hard to do
lurkeyMcLurkface
Try it with a girl who has longer legs than you. My quads are burning just thinking about it
nevergonnagivenevergonnagivafuck
I would but I don't think my wife would be very happy about it lol
Samuelljackson34
I have the opposite tall guy problems
PuppysGotPeopleToBarkAtAndThingsToSniff
You hit the generic lottery man it's way better than short guy problems
PuppysGotPeopleToBarkAtAndThingsToSniff
Genetic* rip
SometimesISayDumbShit
As a 6'3" dude, I love short girls.
aleister94
Harry?
SometimesISayDumbShit
no, Steev
Fairdinkums
6'3" unite! *high fives*
armeggedonCounselor
I like short girls. I like tall girls, too, but for different reasons.
KingUpvote
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/comics-women-stature-1281850.jpeg
cribbus
It's called Fun Sized
thintoast
And they're actually fun, not like those "fun size" candy things that are like "oh here's a bite, just enough to make you want a whole bar!"
Smayds
Exactly! I can't think of anything LESS fun.
TheUnicornOverlord
I'm a 6'2 girl and every door frame is a potential enemy.
aleister94
6'2 eh?
WillowRosenberg
My partner is 6'7; I think he's on the verge of giving up trying to avoid door frames now, because the THUD "Ow, fuck" is almost a certainty
TransistorRadio
The worst part is that no clothes in the mall fit, I have to do most of my shopping online
TheUnicornOverlord
Yes and I have such a long torso so tops fit funny. I get jeans from alloy.com. they cool
Glumerlink
doorframes? just getting in an older car is awful i have to throw myself in sideways
ItsTotallyJade
Where are door frames below 6'2 it is a place I would want to avoid?
ItsTotallyJade
I don't know how that question mark got over there.
YsgramorsSoupSpoon
RavenousRavens
Gif works perfectly with 'cake by the ocean'.. 1up
Scrubbeh
That's fucking terrifying.
KyraLee
Why does his head not move!?
lumpyspaceprincess222
he's possessed. Burn it!
lmaolmao
Because he's a stuffed bear with 2pi radians of available rotation on his neck joint.
Treblaine
Kaylakliche
I'm 5'4" which isn't even really short, yet every pair of jeans my size are made for someone who's 7'4"!
aygulynkainion
Trust me. I'm 6'1". They aren't. Every pair of pants in my size are 3" too short. At least you can hem them...
Equreuil
I think women's pants, even jeans are designed with the absurd idea that women wear heels with everything.
Leelaaaaaaa
As a 6' girl I swear all pants are made for 5' girls, I recently went into a jeans store for slim jeans and they had 2 pairs my lenght
aygulynkainion
Where is this magic jean store that carries tall pants in store? I have to buy online.
Acornlad
Maybe you should stop buying jeans made for people that are 7'4".
anthaneezy
If you're buying higher end jeans, you're supposed to be getting them tailored anyways.
Kaylakliche
I shop pretty much exclusively at Goodwill, so no high end for me!
IAmTheAwkwardPenguin
5'3" here. I always make sure my winter boots have a heel to them so my jean cuffs don't drag in puddles.
TheifofZ
You are the perfect height to be adorable. Also try rolling the cuffs of your pants up, and potentially stitching them there.
Kaylakliche
One of my biggest pet peeves is getting the bottom of my jeans wet!
socksynurse
As a woman who is 5'10 where are these pants? I try to buy jeans and they look like capris.
Kaylakliche
Goodwill is where I shop for jeans and I've finally just given up and bought jeans that are too long.
itsnotsciencefiction
As a 5'8" girl, why are all pants just one omg too short for me?? And if I opt for extra long sizes they get that bunchy ankle shit
itsnotsciencefiction
Wow I meant inch. Idk how my phone got "omg" from that
thedoctorsmisstress
Try petites and/or short length.
DennisFroese
Based on those photos, 2 of 9 short people wear uggs, one of 9 wear chucks, and the rest go barefoot.
Laikoku
Can confirm, I wear chucks.
Sportytripod
Hobbits have tough feet.
Jaharo
Dragonboy393
SimpleBagelGod
blonx
Yup. I'm 5' & barefoot.
skipweasel
My wife's 4'9" - I'm 6'2".
IOvercookedmyeggsagain
Y'all must sing those "shower head" blues in the mornings.
Valiakiss
That is like me and my boyfriend :D
aleister94
Harry?
Beide99
yarow12
Oh god, no.
theNameChecker
Nicce
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
I'm 6'2... My wife is 6'4... Fucking what.
iPretend
Sex must be like chalking a pool stick
ThatGuyJayar
You're really lacking in length
skipweasel
When I kneel down, we're eye-to-eye.
ThatGuyJayar
6 feet tall, 2 inches long
emonfire
What a waste of a foot. - tall girls
ToasterHawk
Have you been talking to my aunts? Cuz it sounds like you've been talking to my aunts.
emonfire
Your aunts sound like wonderful people :)
ToasterHawk
They are my favorite relatives.
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
GF is 5'2 and I'm 6'0. My 9yo brother is almost as tall as her.
confirmedbunburyist
Where's that hamster with the banana pic?
CaptainJack8106
My girlfriend 6’3”; me 5'2"
YNotZoidberg1077
5'4" engaged to a 6'6" giant! I can elbow him in the balls without slouching due to his impossibly long legs. Oops?
skipweasel
Oh yes, I've received that one a few times over the years.
troggster
is your name Karrin Murphy?
Vydrach
RichardPOsterior
Obligatory.
IDONTHAVEH1N1
Let's be honest though, anyone that tall who dates a girl that short isn't packing big.
JupiterJedi
BananaLover93
i saw this coming , still almost spit my food
NeenjaJenkins
*HighFives I'm 6'5 and she's 4'11. Wedding photos were funny.
IneverCommentButWhenIdo
Let's see one
Lambourtitty
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BildooooooBaggins
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Palmtree64
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WhatAWildRide
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BrianTheImpaler
Let us all see
Liamano
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BildooooooBaggins
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sporkwizrd
You must like it when she goes up on you.
UrsaUrsa
That was genius :D
TheRealNomNom
Gold
edm2016
I love it when the reply gets more points than the comment.
JediMasterFett
I cackled so loud my cat jumped 6 feet in the air. Fuckin gold
IneverCommentButWhenIdo
That doesn't makes any sense to me... *metric system here*
CocoaSandwichCookies
Not sure why this got downvoted...
skipweasel
She's 430mm shorter than me.
Awesummzz
1cm off...
skipweasel
Actually, I use metric all day, and tend to use it for most things, but in Britain height and weight still seem to be feet/inches and stones
IneverCommentButWhenIdo
So, 6"2 is? I'm too lazy to find a calculator
skipweasel
1880mm though I'm probably less now - starting to shrink with age.