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Apr 11, 2018 6:10 AM
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fresk0
Hilarious comments on here ????
Bulatesmoker
Use wd40 next time
DrunkeePirate
masterswasntworthit
0ldGregg
Baby oil gel. You're welcome.
motorwaffle
Find out if you have a nylon allergy before using certain old dress socks.
redmedicine
She don’t use jelly...
radialengine
The gift that keeps on giving.
BEAUTYISINTEHEYEWHENYOUHOLDHER
Must have been quite a dry spell if you let her use that crap.
MechaKingGhidra
Meanwhile, I'm here using aloe vera since it's the only thing that can penetrate deep enough for my nerve endings to feel anything of worth.
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
Tiger balm ain't so bad if your dick is feeling cold.
nuzzlincatsbums
I use GT85. You Get 85 rounds out of it before reapplication.
darkninja2992
I just go dry
SoDoneWithYourShite
Water based lube is the best.
BklynPunisher
Silicone lube is better + it’s condom safe.
mistaopportunity
QysteinWibe
Or maybe, maybe, don't cut off parts of peoples dicks?
allstardelta
Dudeitsonlyme
I did it out on the beach one night with my girl at the time. You've heard that saying "sand gets into everything"? Well it sure does. >>
Dudeitsonlyme
She was so sore for a week she cried every time she pissed and I had a terrible time pulling it out of my shorts to piss.
KazooSwindler
leethario695
Never understood using lube, I like to get a good grip while doing it.
yacko69
assuming your a girl... and thanks for the mental picture..
karanperson
Coconut oil
catsinbedeatingtacos
Well this comment section is certainly a rollercoaster ride of information.
fresk0
That’s what I said lol
IamDatNYCe
soejmud
I think that was amongst the first 2 images I favourited. On the first account I didn't forget my access data, anyways.
fresk0
Right on lol
Wintosha
Used shampoo once. Friction burns. Conditioner is fine though.
Ryni96
Gato1980
SamuraiShampoo
I just use baby oil as lube in general
HugfordBlops
How many babies does it take to fill a bottle?
SamuraiShampoo
Aproxx Three fiddy
soejmud
That depends on the bottle size, doesn't it? Let's take a whale as a basis and go down from there.
VAPOR85
At least it wasn’t Vick’s
karanperson
Nightmares
VAPOR85
makes me shake like a chihuahua
JohnnyricoMC
Or tiger balm
Tkeleth
Just use a tiny amount, it's nice
AkujiMalice
I'm allergic to menthol as I learned from using Vicks once as a child for it's intended purpose. I'm going to need therapy after you.
yacko69
or nair hair removal
complimentpin
Honest question, is this something only cut guys use (I.e. lube for hj)?
Tkeleth
no
complimentpin
Can you elaborate?
Tkeleth
Unless you were cut wrongly, there's still enough skin to move around.
complimentpin
But why do some guys use lube? Never heard of an uncut guy using lube
Tkeleth
Better simulation of a pussy I guess.
youdontknowmeormydog
Coconut oil works great and you feel soft and coconuty
TheCarolingian
It's really good for your feet too.
MarioBoon
FOund the vegan hipster!
youdontknowmeormydog
Nah I get sex and bacon :)
Hauntologist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0AOGeqOnFY
Zobaken
*cock-o-nutty
MissT
I'm going to try this with my boyfriend tonight
3cats2kids
Just what my fat asa needs....my junk to smell like an Almond Joy.
3cats2kids
*ass
HusbandsBulge
Used it so much with an old gf I now get horny by the smell. Can’t use it for cooking any more. The struggle is real.
awkwardbeautiful
It’s very high in saturated fats, so it’s not so great for cooking. I use it for my body lotion/ moisturizer. Works great.
i336
I don't admittedly recall the details right now but I know there are different kinds of fats, and other oils have worse fats than coconut.
MrBigBuns
(1)One of the highest quality fats you can use, imo. High nutritional value (esp. lauric acid), high burning point (good for frying, baking)
MrBigBuns
(2) and the cosmetic atributes you just mentioned. Worked for a "coconut company" and I use it often for cooking :)
i336
Indeed. I argue it's better than many other oils for cooking with.
arbitrarium
Yup. Better for giving massages than fancy oil too.
trippingonmytripodtakingthetriptotunatown
you never use vaseline to jerk off.
BlueskydragonFX
Use soap instead.
FluentPenguin
Of course a comment about jacking off sparks great debate among Imgurians
Dryheat
Never say never!
RoutemasterFlash
Yes I do. So ner.
HerrFraeulein
I use my hand, actually
rondoe33
Why? I use it. 60% of the time it works...every time
itsChuckles
friend of mine used hand sanitizer once. instaregret, and we will never let him forget that he told us. said it burned.. a lot.
WookieWookieWookie
When I was a kid and experimenting I used an something that must have had alcohol in it. I thought it was an aloe thing but damn
youngmountaingoat
No. You use a handful of stinging nettles.
HowAboutThatUpdog
I prefer toothpaste
Gaehhn
swagb98623
Coconut oil is great for jerking it! it helps to heal your skin after a good hard beating.
FatBastardVegetarian
Also, never use Crisco... it's shortening.
Dudeitsonlyme
omg lol
KiltedCurmudgeon
DocZero
How about palm oil? ;-D
butIdontownasuitJudith
Experimented with Tiger Balm once. My dick ended up looking like a shrivelled frankfurter.
Tkeleth
A tiny amount of Vick's Vap-O-Rub is fun, just use the creme kind in the tube, not the thicker stuff in a jar. Fun for ladies too! Gotta (1
Tkeleth
test it out in small amounts first to make sure it's not too intense, though. Have fun! (2
thoushaltnotpass
Never use vaseline for sex, water-based lubes are much better and cost next to nothing.
Joshua1
Water based lubes are great, if you plan on having sex for 5 minutes.
sjowe
Waterbased lubes are terrible! At least the ones I tried. This may sound a bit weird, but the best one are actually olive oil. Works great!
Tkeleth
We've used a lot of coconut oil. Fun for couples or solo!
termaatf7
Are you italian?
sjowe
Haha! No, I'm from Sweden actually.
VonSkeleman
Just use KY jelly or an equivalent people. It's not that expensive and it's literally designed for sex/masturbation.
avervetmonkey
Don't use KY, use lube designed for actual sex. KY is for your doctor examining your bits, not for lots of sex. A little googling is easy.
IronMarla
I use J-Lube, which is technically a veterinary obstetric solution, but holy -shit- it is so, so, so good.
avervetmonkey
That's good to know! So, basically KY has no excuse for being a poor lube :D Can laymen buy j-lube, or is it one of those license things?
IronMarla
Laymen! Amazon sells it. It's like twelve bucks to get enough to make buckets of the stuff, although you do have to mix it yourself.
Kolbee444
The water based stuff is ok, but the silicone lubes(while a little more expensive but not too bad) were a game changer. Big difference.
IronMarla
They'll eat your sex toys, though, which sucks. :C Not all sex toys! Just the really nice ones.
WookieWookieWookie
Aren't you not supposed to use that with condoms though? I know we're talking about jerking off but I don't want to buy two bottles.
avervetmonkey
latex/polyisoprene condoms + Vaseline/oil lube = NOPE; + silicone/water lube = OK! polyurethane/nitrile + Oil/silicone/water lube = OK!
Kolbee444
Hey when wife wants lube you buy as many as you can!!???????? .
Predacane35
As a guy, I love the feel of silicone. But most women I've been with prefer water based. I'm assuming because silicone is so slippery that..
Kolbee444
The problem i had with water based is that it turns into little gel balls after awhile.
EdwardStarsmith
"Water based" means it will dry out, and it can dry out any skin touching it if you don't clean up when done.
Predacane35
They may feel their anus is lubed up for hours or days after.
Justsomedude223
You should use water based for that anyways.
flamingflamingo
To me it just feels greasy. Like i had sex with a bucket of kfc.
WallyBro
I fail to see how that's a problem
CraftedLine
You don't have to lie to kick it! I'm gay and that's about right. It's like having wet swamp ass if you don't clean it good enough lol.
ConvokeMyropolist
yes. instead use sand. the opposite attributes of a vaseline.
museofheart
what about putting the sand in the vaseline, double trouble
anythingislube
I'm relavent
MalevolentTaco
Disgustingly so.
pc404
Sandpaper, 120 grit, roll it around ur sausage, it's like sanding wood. Morning wood. Good luck.
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
poorwhitetrash
I honestly enjoy the exfoliating properties of sand as a lube. The blood shows it’s working to promote new skin growth.
DonNinja
That's my line!
clitorasaurusrex
Username definitely checks out
AsAHistorian
Not like you.
imdonewithpickingusernames
Found the Knight on the Jedi Council!
NotACanadian
Bro, do even all masters get to be on the Council? The Temple is a big building and the council chamber is a tiny room...
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
How did you know sir? Are you fellow Jedi as well? Anyway, I'll be asking the Council for my Jedi status later. Wish me luck!
nahzx
We do not grant you the rank of master
viila
As someone still equipped with foreskin, I need no lube to jerk off.
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ToNkaTUCKS
Yes plz(?)
Eltuen
I'm cut, never had a need to use lube, and have never used it. Probably makes it better cut or uncut though
OrpheusLibrum
The hooded monks ride eternal.
Cheawing
There are dozen of us!!!
SkeletonMang
As some one somewhere in the middle. I have just enough.
dschuma
As someone who unequipped their hood, neither do i
JEMbalaya
Samesies!!! And since I'm utterrly and painfully alone I jerk off all the time!
nettiebean
I don't either. It might be because I have a vagina.
SimonDesrosiers
Maybe... but we can't be 100% sure
simplecommentfarmer
Snodig
Wut? Is this a thing? Why?
MichaelBublesLeftBollock
Circumcision is only an American thing really
Snodig
I know what circumcision is. But how do they affect lubrication requirements?
BklynPunisher
It doesn’t.
fuckthinkingofagoodusername
Foreskin rolls back and forwards over the glans. It's dry, but is designed to glide over that surface. It also protects the sensitive 1/2
DimiLili
Just rolls over.. and precum
colonycove
Circumcision=cutting away nature’s “lube”. I hate to say it, but please, find some research sites that interest you and go to town.
MichaelBublesLeftBollock
Well the foreskin just kinda.... rolls over....
Rediix
What about the Jews?
MichaelBublesLeftBollock
Fair point, I meant culturally
Snodig
Sounds like the title of an inappropriate B-movie.
Nipplebuttsalad
Foreskin high-five
thatoneguy0
Docking?
lespritdelescargot
Nah, just a kiss on the lips
waffleincubator
Sure, I would hate to leave you "hanging".
Skornish
You don't need lube to jerk off. You also don't need a foreskin to create precum.
lespritdelescargot
I had no idea anyone thought you needed a 2x2skin to create precum.
Raileks
bunch of dudes here discussing playing with ya'll dicks and not one of ya'll said no homo https://imgur.com/vg2jEjQ
Tkeleth
...Some of us like dicks, tho?
viila
I'm bi, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
IMissmyGamecube
It's the best perk that comes with it
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Slindrin
Plus several million nerve endings that attribute to sexual pleasure...
NotACanadian
Other than your mom
clownbusiness
Rude. Username checks out.
MartyMonkey
*only
SuperHir0
I wish there were more uncut men in the states. I quite like foreskin for that reason.
ElviraQueenOfDarkness
Totally agree. I prefer my husband's shuffleofagus. Cut men look so wierd.
JEMbalaya
How YOU doin ;)
NotACanadian
sup.gif
ABillionDucks
Prepare your inbox.
bigsadbanned
Uncut dicks are either gross or insanely hot looking.
criablelurst
The fact that they're readily called 'uncut dicks' is fucked up. Like it's normal to mutilate a man's penis.
RobBobertyYT
As someone without a foreskin I've never needed lube to jerk off.
RBMK30000
Must say, I came looking for this comment, and where in agreement
darthgeek80
Ditto
BuckeyeFan79
I am like you. I mean I do use it on occasion but totally not needed.
eddas
Same here. Though it does feel different when using lube, but thats messy, so I only use lube in the shower.
Missssssssssssssssssssissippi
Doesn't it just wash off?
eddas
I don't have the water spraying on me when I do. Or I turn around so its just hitting my back. Or I lay down in a partially filled tub.
Kompi
You don't need lube without foreskin either fyi
clnoy
I wonder if cut guys leak more than uncut. From my experience with dick, I can't say anything solid about it.
dschuma
Yeah, that was a weird comment. How much are you jerking off that you HAVE to have lube?
RBMK30000
3-4 times a day and some kind of lube is required
dschuma
Jesus christ how do you have time for that
Kompi
That is quite a lot actually but I understand given how difficult it is to find someone today. Take care
CraftedLine
That's because your penis is larger than the others. Yay! May I see your ding-a-ling?
shibbytothelibby
CraftedLine
laboon
viila
CraftedLine
Lol I love that
SanPedroLover
Yeah its terrible for lube
elizardo
Great for anal lube
PaskanMagnet
Murica problems with their snipped off dicks.
XoxSmotpokerxoX
Enjoy your AIDS https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1127372/
5P4C3M4N
We are all insane over here
Caldoor
Murcia not liking you commenting on their bad life choices.
jpparkenbone
Believe it or not, I didn't get a say in the matter as I was literally an infant at the time.
Lorenzus
still sucks tho :p i mean for you
Caldoor
Excuses Excuses, should of slapped the scalpel right out the surgeons hands with you lil infant arms.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Not gonna defend doing it without medical need, but it has many advantages both hygiene and health wise, and no real drawbacks
rezpawner
There IS a major drawback - you can no longer accumulate cock-cheese underneath your foreskin. A real shame.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
"Increasing reports by circumcised men indicate that keratinization causes a loss of sexual sensation, pleasure and fulfillment"
Craicerjack
I too am curious about these many hygiene and health benefits.
ponrayne
Unless the doctors fuck up like they did with me. Had to have 3 surgeries and part of the head cut off and sewn back on during one of them.
ImpressiveVeryNice
well the foreskin is a natural lube... and the only problems stemming from having foreskin is washing it wich is redundant if you wash 1/2
purgethefilthyheretics
How is the foreskin a natural lube?
ImpressiveVeryNice
your penis (which you should even if you snipped your pee pee)
Kleck
I'm interested what those advantage are, never googled but imgur seems like good place to learn.
rezpawner
Cleaner, and last longer in bed generally.
purgethefilthyheretics
Cleanliness apparently. Not that I care about other people's dicks but it seems like that's the hot debate around it.
LastCupofSorrow
there's this place i live in(you might've heard of it)called europe, where people get circumsized as well. so its eurotrash problems as well
AdrianMole
Only for religious or specific health reasons.
purgethefilthyheretics
Mostly due to religion or health issues though. Doing it during infancy seems a bit forced upon imo but i don't really care that much tbh
LastCupofSorrow
Whatever their reasons may be, it doesn't change the fact the aformentioned issues applies to both Americans and euros.