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The two last games you played are now fused into one game-- what's the result?
Jun 24, 2017 4:09 PM
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ShadowRaptor115
My last two games were Destiny and The Last Of Us
reverendbonobo
Fallout 4 and Sims 4. So... Fallout Shelter?
pyrrhlis
Same as me, perfect idea!
EvilMrSnowman
7 Days to Die & Stardew Valley..... So Minecraft?
imgurisbecomingcancer
CSGO and Pokemon Go. Counter-terrorists, I choose you!
Flashthehoboflash
I'm imagining the inverse. "Ak 47 i chose you!" Attack: spray and pray ; enemy pikachu all bloody and shot. "ITS HIGHLY EFFECTIVE"
Grenther
Terrorists are attacking the gym!
d0o0o0d
Starcraft II and Diablo III. Space marines fighting demonic hordes = DOOM.
Tarantu1a
Hots
HOCNOMINEESTFICTUS
Or Quake
rogergreatdell
Witcher 3 & Magic: Duels = Gwent
LordMoo
RIP magic: duels. You were actually pretty good.
djcoffi
Wasn't Duels their shitty free to play game? I loved the other ones that came before but couldn't be bothered with it.
LordMoo
It wasn't that bad. It was basically free to play mtgo
ShyFryGuy
What would bioshock and dark souls 3 get me?
JagerSombrero
Bloodborne with a few more robots.
katatafish
Gud
asimplecrusader
JCPrime
Destiny + XCOM 2 so... first person shooter where even if your crosshair is dead center on a head you'll still miss.
FrozenCrown151
So... still Destiny, you're just using hand cannons all the time and can't switch. Yes, I know they fixed it a while back.
Nicodemusthefirst
So rainbow six siege then?
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
The Last of Us + MGS V. Sneaking with boxes AND fungi people.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Metal Gear Survive, but good?
HitlersArtCritic
Metal Gear Survive looks like a good MGS mod if you ask me. But not as a stand alone game. It better be worth 30 bucks.
Ghauf
Portal and Rocket League... Everything is better with a portal gun.
Orktapus
This sounds awesome, portals everywhere may get a bit crazy though
cable7193
Bruh that soynds like cheating when you throw portals onto the pitch
Kingbeepis
League of Legends and Player Unknown's BattleGrounds. In other words, Pancreatic Cancer Sim 2017
Mondasin
Mine is close. LoL and Rainbow Six Siege. Tactical Weapons and Tactics or T.W.A.T. the moba.
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
mm.ahri
Kingbeepis
Constantly getting fucked in the ass with those choices. #TacticalInsertion
MarvashMagalli
The Binding of Isaac+Half Life=DOOM
TheSnok
RIP AND TEAR!
Freakingdoomguy
HitlersArtCritic
Rip and tears*
WhiteishWalker
Dead by daylight and ark.. either i tame a murderer or hide from a prehistoric chicken.. :D
LudeJaw
TheDweadPiwateRawburts
World of Warcraft and titanfall 2, so... pacific rim?
SuspiciousHamster
I like your style!
ArchMagos
I'd play the fuck out of a good pacific rim game
csike
Everybody would, but otherwise play with Titanfall 2
GregorCorgane
Or get this... Cross Pacific Rim with Attack on Titan, and you get Titanfall 2... Which already exists
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Battlefield 4 and GTA V.... so Payday
Daemoneyes
More like Ghost Recon Wildlands, sadly a boring game
ShaydeLiger
Ghost Recon is a super fun game to just mess around in
ShaydeLiger
*with a friend or relative
Daemoneyes
For just messing around stuff like GTA, SaintsRow or JustCause but with a Tom Clancy title i expect difficulty, something challenging and
Daemoneyes
GR was so easy that we had no problem to just walz in and kill everything. The AI is fucking useless and the driving is a disgrace.
EclipseMF
I disagree. I do think the game could be much improved in areas like the driving but I manage to have a lot of fun playing it with a friend.
LetTheJimmiesRustle
so true.
pyrrhlis
The fun comes in the same way Arma's fun comes, with friends. Getting together on Friday night and taking down a virtual drug cartel >>
pyrrhlis
in a couple hours with your buddies is the best way to play those types of games.
CheekiBreekiOverlord
World of Tanks and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. sooo I have no idea what the fuck that would be
AFUCKINGWHITEMALE
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
Prunebane
Stalker with driveable vehicles. So... S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 ?
Tarantu1a
mods can do it
LetTheJimmiesRustle
Ouch. my poor sad little irradiated heart.
CheekiBreekiOverlord
STOP HURTING MY FEELINGS
Slugsie
Minecraft and Minesweeper. :D
Ben1045
Minecraft and Tales of Symphonia. I feel like minecraft mostly injects the other with a huge completely destructible environment.
Greytrek90
Isn't that just called "living in a Third World country"? (Insert tiger meme here)
MufinMcFlufin
Just to make sure you know, those two have already been combined. Some servers have a plugin so you can play minesweeper in MC.
Cicilla
More spontaneously exploding creepers! Now 50% more invisible!
SuspiciousHamster
Heh, I got Minecraft and GTA V... Now that would be interesting...
Ben1045
That's what I picture minecraft story mode being like but I haven't played it.
PMMeYourPopplios
MC Story Mode is just a "point and click" game by Telltale. You should google it, it isn't boring but it isn't their best work either
RobotMassacre538
That's just Minecraft with car and gun mods
pyrrhlis
And the same amount of 12-year-olds
Civikjm
Fallout 4 and Minecraft... so, huh.
RaptorDactyl
So minecraft with the fallout 4 mashup pack?
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
Basically Seven Days to Die then.
MrTacoPower
So just fallout 4 then
MrTacoPower
Sorry just the fallout 4 dlc
alexstamat
Fallout 4 without settlement size restrictions
n8crafter
Fallout 4 with procedurally destructible terrain?
MerToo
Fallout 4 but with a huge file that decreases the resolution
GildedGoblin
Darkest Dungeon and Dark Souls 3... I am so utterly f**ked.
ScootzMcdeezy
I'm in the same boat buddy, also I have to look at comments first before I post in case of similar ones...
DarkwingDidi
END3RW1GGIN
Could you imagine stress in DS3? Yuck.
YangKoete
I dunno, Wayne June voicing all of Dark Souls sounds AMAZING.
koalatyassurance
Overconfidence is a slow and... wait you're already dead.
Paddlethis
I was gonna say at least all his deaths will be epicly narrated
uncomfotableknight
Prodigious size does not dissuade a sharpened blade.
DarkwingDidi
MrMcSpiff
Wait, what?
koalatyassurance
This is amazing
standoffcarrot
The year is 2285. The city of Los Santos lies in ruin after an apocalyptic word war. A bionic and immortal Trevor Phillips reigns as GodKing
AsaMexicanIsay
I wanna live in that movie
missacherus
Sounds like a perfect world to live in
KingTox
A word war? That doesn't really sound that bad. Is that like a rap battle or more like a debate?
tcghosted
Infinity Blade and GTA V?
existentialstew
Open world dark souls
LordMoo
Been ages since I played infinity blade, wish it was on android.
standoffcarrot
Fallout 4 and GTA V
BlackTemplarM8Inday
I... I don't remember the game I played before I started no-lifeing Fallout 4 again. Pls halp
cable7193
Fallout: New Vegas
kurotenshi13
This doesn't have enough points
ozjuggler
I finished the FO4 main quest line in 224 hours. I haven't stopped playing. The game before that was Dirt 3. FO4 + DiRT3 = Mad Max
tantallous
I just got fallout 4. 8 or so hours in.. might restart now that i know how things work a bit better. :p
mybrothersmario
Mine would be Ratchet and Clank on the PS4, and modded Fallout 4.....
Terwin94
That would make for a fucking amazing game. So much quirk and wit.
BrontTheGoodBoy
So basically, even more guns with even more quirks.
mybrothersmario
Now I just want a Groovitron mod for Fallout 4..
hashbrowned
Is the game worth it? Idk if i should buy it during the steam summer sale
BlackTemplarM8Inday
Absolutely, just remember to get mods if you don't want all the achievements
Takanekosan
YES
WhoIsBob
Half life 1&2. Half life 3 confirmed
RoutemasterFlash
Lol, dream on.
last1alive
Oh ma gawd yes please!
ShinySephiroth
Astramancer
Unless they're averaged, then it's Half-Life 1.5 ... so blue shift? Or maybe opposing forces.
BoozeHound001
Both great games
vaffel
First tought that popped into my head ^^
KingBanana8008
Battlefield 1 and Dark Souls 3. WW1 and Dragons, along with casual tears. Sign me up.
schattenwesen
A super Hardcore insta death shooter with pve
LudeJaw
Gitgud, private
KingBanana8008
Instructions unclear
v
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
Delta2Almanac
BF1 and PUBG. Should be an interesting fight
koalatyassurance
I'd like a battle royale game with WW1 weapons. Maybe a future map for PUBG?
Orktapus
You died
sasaroo
Dark Souls 3 + Civilization 6... Holy shit I would definitely play that.
iSoulend
I mean, since you were playing both, ofc you'd play a combination of them, it seems pretty logic
RideTheStimutacs
Every 3 turns: EVERYONE DIED
TheFuckingGoose
So banished then
wanderingthrough
So you lose 98% of the time but now it takes you 15hrs to do so? Nah im good
Hownowcow
It's a game called Kingdom Death Monster, look it up.
Bombideer
The abyss would just keep spreading lol
thatguywhoisnttoowitty
NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION IN THE BRONZE AGE
Animorphs
I can't get into Civ 6, keep going back to 5. = /
kojenk
if you die you lose all your research and have to collect it back in 5 turns
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
*one soldier dies* "YOU DIED!" *restart game*
Abracanawbra
Be like settlement vs settlement vs utter darkness
XenoCore
Civ in the dark souls world would actually be hella neat
Muddyruns
Dark Souls 3 and Just Cause 3. That game would be chaos.
Denvercoder09
Oh man I'd play that.. Dark souls 3 + Just Cause 3 + Shadow of the Colossus.
njessup1992
Sounds like you're looking for Endless Legend.
StefanIonac
Europa universalis 4
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Dark Souls 3 and Mount & Blade. That. Shit. Would be awesome.
existentialstew
A little bit shadow of the colossus-y
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Well I was thinking more on the intros, Gwyn vs the Dragons, a different campaign where you play one of the 5 Lords of Cinder gaining power
MistahJ
Dark Souls 3 and Breath of the Wild. I'd play that for years.
Znayx
SIGN ME UP
Playmikesux
I would play the shit out of a Total War Dark Souls game
IZ42
Crusader Kings?
itsameeeee
is there any game that wouldn't work with dark souls?
InfiniteSarcasm
Crusader Kings 2
GooTessa
-Dark Spirit Gandi has invaded-
AnAverageBrazillian
It will be civ, but in middle ages with everyone diyng of bubonic plague and famine.
kurotenshi13
Oh this is a good thread. I have a feeling someone has a game in mind like that out :D
polytropon
Crusader Kings 2?
MaryaClare
You have just described the game banished:P
TacticallySignificantTurtle2ElectricBoogaloo
Play Endless Legend. Basically fantasy Civ
destroscene
It's called Total War: Warhammer
BananaPoteto
Dark Civilization
DragonXneoN
Das waycist /s
AnorocTastic
Kung Fury is on youtube for those that don't have netflix
xendazzle
Its also in typed script from for those who don't have TV's
thorkun
Not if you're swedish, you have to go to svt.se and watch it there.
FizzleBurger
It's also free to stream on Steam, so it's technically the highest-rated thing on Steam right now.
HenrySeymour
It ripped of Danger 5. I refuse to give it money in any way.
Gormy0
Good for you, people who don't get hung up on little things like that will go and enjoy it, take a downvote :)
Ub3rSmexy
What part? They have common themes but so does most everything.
Ansatsunin
... 1) No, they didn't rip off anything whatsoever. They share common inspirational material, no more. 2) Even *if* it *did* "rip off" 1/?
Ansatsunin
something you love, so fucking what? Better well copied than badly conceived. Just because something rips something else off, doesn't 2/?
Ansatsunin
rap music, hip-hop, or anything electronic? Then congrats - you're listening to others' work, modified and moulded into something unique 6/6
Ansatsunin
listen to, as well. A crapload of very good movies explore the same themes and tropes as others before them, also. Then there's the 4/?
Ansatsunin
whole thing with samples in music, and genres focussed on using modified samples to create entirely new music. Do you like *any* sort of 5/?
Ansatsunin
mean it is by proxy bad. A lot of very good music directly steals riffs and melodies from earlier works - a bunch of which you likely 3/?
AnorocTastic
Oh steam also has it for free in their videos section
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
How long has steam had films?
TechnicallyRight
for a long time.
koalatyassurance
They recently got a bunch of Crunchyroll licensed anime as well.
Fheuef
Steam has a video section ?
Fheuef
Or did I just get wooshed by a stupid joke...?
dj505
No. It has a video section.
TechnicallyRight
no, theres a video section. been at least 2 years. cause i watched kung fury from them in 2015
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Me too!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Also, it's on Netflix for those of you that don't have YouTube
Ashpond
ShinySephiroth
And if you don't have either...
fatlittletree
The Red Cross are looking to fund a project to sneak ipads into Amish communities so they can watch Kung Fury.
kurotenshi13
Why doesn't this have more upvotes?
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
because it's buried 4 comments deep on a thread started 5 comments from the top?
Squirrel9800
CSGO and FIFA. Interesting
hashbrowned
CSFA or FIGO
kazamesama
mapname: de_football
This1that12
rocket league
MisterDictionary
So basically Venezuela.
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Rush goal
litsitsogxohxkys
Cyka blyat
FuckPHP
No stop
EnderDoesGames
*сука блять
Talmorean
Warhammer Total War and Mass Effect Andromeda so....Warhammer 40k.
TwistedIdiot
Sadly it's one of the several fly-by-night steam games
HalloIamherenow
Mass Effect Andromeda and Halo 5, so... Destiny? Maybe?
HellbirdIV
Anthem, that definately-not-Destiny thing Bioware announced at E3, maybe?
Angrypotato21
Did someone say hersey
canadiantimberwolf
Warhammer total war and Zelda BOTW, so I have no idea what that makes
LordFacepan
with downie lesbians
DougDeNasty
Skyrim and Wolfenstien 3D (1994).. so "Guttentag Dragonborn!"
PsychopompGecko
Secret World Legends and Tropico 4. So I guess I'm President of an island nation attacked by zombies, Cthulhu, and wendigo.
DVsloth
Fallout and space engineers... so warhammer 40k
MynamemightbeDavebutprobablynot
Star Wars battlefront and skyrim, so...the inheritance series
thrashedbarrier
Plants vs zombies garden warfare 2 and killing floor 2 not that big of a difference
Ermahgad
The Secret of Monkey Island and Deus Ex... so Treasure Planet: The Video Game?? Sorry this isn't a reply to you - just wanted to be near top
eviscera
Dishonored and Magicka 2. I'm... okay with this.
JacksBrokenWind
In the grim darkness of the future, there is only colonization.
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
Dark souls and the culling. I am fucked. So fucked.
Hybris51129
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite venerable Baneblade.
NocturnalGreed
Warhammer Total War is such a good game. There's a reason I have over 300 hours in it.
Idsertian
THINGZ ARE GONNA GET GOOD AN' ORKY!
bnyon
OI BOSS MY UZERNAME IS RELEVENT
Idsertian
QUIET, YA GROT! YOUZ ONLY GOT DAT NAME BY LUCK!
D3adT0m
LUCK IZ FOR STINKIN' PANSIE ELDARS. REAL ORKS MAKE FINGS HAPPEN BY SMASHIN FINGS UNTIL DEY HAPPEN.
Idsertian
DA ONLY FING YOUS SMASHIN' IZ YA TEEF OFFA MY FIST WHEN I KICK YA ARSE, YA STINKIN' SQUIG!
kluang
The Sims and Dragon Age.
Listenhereyouwookieesonofabitch
I started playing total Warhammer this morning for an hour or 2 before doing stuff. It turned into a 12 he session with a WE campaign
shamallamadingdongg
Gotta pump those numbers. I got really greedy and went total domination. Armies were too far apart that they were getting picked off 1 by 1.
BaronPocket
With people who can never seem to express the right emotions on their faces
ARC7567
Star wars battlefront 2 and Naruto ninja storm so... Star wars KOTOR.
DaveTheWeirdStormtrooper
DEADBOLT and Ori and the blind forest... so happy tree friends?
koalatyassurance
+1 for DEADBOLT. Great game
WeNowGoToDanWithTheWeather
Warhammer Total War is a great game :). Soon to be series!
DukeDark
So, Warhammer with goofy, ugly, clumsy people in much lamer armor and no Chaos gods?
Couchpatator
You saying 40k has no chaos gods in it?
ps283206
Wargame: red dragon and Skyrim...cold war with swords and spells instead of nukes?
NocturnalGreed
So Warhammer Total War.
ps283206
No...not really...try wargame, it really doesn't follow those kind of rules
Woahisthatafockingtigertank
"SIR, THEY LAUNCHED ALDUIN" "Dear god... LAUNCH THE PARTHUNAX"
LincolnsVengeance
What about the Dovakiin defense perimeter sir?
ArcLightCRO
Warhammer Total War and Killing Floor 2, prolly some 40k as well :P since in the grim darkness of far future there is only heresy
mirouelrad
Oh damn same here
Daemoneyes
"in the grim darkness of far future there is only heresy" and war and bad mobile ports
TotallyNotTheNSAGuys
Warhammer total war and Star Trek Online so.... Warhammer 40k
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
And you just reminded me STO exists. Time to lose another three weeks.
Amdrauder
I keep trying but always struggle to get into it
Hydrall
Battlefleet Gothic!
CivilizedUndead
So warhammer 40k
Listenhereyouwookieesonofabitch
Any use??
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Now with more bugs than you can count.
BookSmart
The Tyranids are a truly devastating scourge, that is true.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
I'm gonna downvote myself and upvote you because I think you really deserve the points more than I do.
BookSmart
Don't upvote me! Upvote @EmperorofMan like a true citizen of the Imperium!
LetTheJimmiesRustle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IMuLiNWyHg
Emperorofman
You have my praise
GiraffeicsInterchangeFormat
Add Job Simulator and you get Warhammer 401k
MasterEpicon713
glorious
Axewhipe
TheStealthHippopotamus
DLC
Saxxon92
BLOOD FOR THE RETIREMENT FUND
lintwizard
STOCKS FOR THE STOCK OPTION
JakeMcAwesome
You two win this day
HatsfordaEmprah
LET THE MARKET CRAAAAAAAAAAASH
Foxyfox135
So that makes the IRS She Who Thirsts
wlfman
Overwatch and The Old Republic. Soo....Battlefront?
Muff1nology
no... That would be Battlefield and SWTOR
wlfman
Battlefield and Overwatch are both FPSs, yes?
TossMeABeer
Mine is Overwatch and Rainbow Six: Siege...idk what that would be
missacherus
Yay, Old Republic!
aggrogahu
In my game, the Overwatch heroes are playing the most intense game of mini golf.
wlfman
Blizzard should release a "Overwatch Golf" game next year on April Fools xD
missacherus
I would play it!
ShinySephiroth
Last two games I played were Power Rangers Legacy Wars & Pokémon Go, which combines to be...
RoboCritter
Megazord, I choose you!
ShinySephiroth
Oh! Megazord is evolving into Ultrazord!
CaptainQuarkk
PoGo and Terraria. It could work.
PMMeYourPopplios
Mine is Minecraft and Pokémon Moon. I'm confused
ShinySephiroth
Guess you're gonna be fighting off Pokémon from storming your castle
existentialstew
Pixelmon
OneNeoEon
Instead of the fuse burning sound of a Creeper you hear "Voltorb"(or any other one that gets self destruct.) before you lose everything
PMMeYourPopplios
KeepInventory, dude
BarfTittiesGalore
Kung Fury, excellent "movie" available on Netflix. Funny shit.
Palfrost
It's a long-ish short. It's a medium.
knotch2
Tank you for the advice.
ThinBoySlim
I think I am the only person who didn't enjoy it... I don't think it was awful, just not for me.
IGoByMeme
Holy shit, it's on Netflix now? Hahaha, nice!
DaMightySpoon
Im going to leave this dot for when i have time to watch something on netflix ------> •
thetitanicwasaninsidejob
It's like 20 something minutes long if I can remember correctly. It wouldn't take up too much time
BarfTittiesGalore
Close, 31
Spanked84
I couldn't make it through it. I felt like it was Far Cry: Blood Dragon the movie.
nemises79
And that's a bad thing?
Spanked84
Normally no. But it's like I've been inoculated to the humor. It didn't work the second time around. I already heard those jokes.
HVLLMVRK
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HD2composer
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thedeathstarwasaninsidejob1
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TheGreatAku
Stretching the use of the word "excellent" pretty heavily there
MustardTiger1337
fluhatinrapper
Tricaracop for the win.
HenrySeymour
It ripped of Danger 5. I refuse to give it money in any way.
thomasxsmith
Also steam
bdizlemonsquiz
Blew my mind that the kid from lonely island (not samburg) was Hitler
highexpectations
Yep awesome movie!
JeffTeck
I found an upvote in the movie, here, have it.
AlIYourBaseAreBelongToUs
It also be in YouTube for ages. Not best quality tho. All hail Kung Führer
kazamesama
Kung Fury makes my swedish heart proud!
ColonelCasual
Dark Souls 3 and Corruption of Champions.... I don't know if I want to see that or not.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Oh hell it was so amazing.
thetitanicwasaninsidejob
I watched it first on steam
tathrok
I supported it on Kickstarter for Sweet sweet deals.
thetitanicwasaninsidejob
Noice mate. I probably would've if I had the money
BarfTittiesGalore
Multiple people are saying that it's in the video section. +1
thetitanicwasaninsidejob
It is. +1 to you too sir. Kung fury is worth watching 1000 times over
swakner
I disagree it was too stupid and the acting was too purposely bad
PandraPierva
It was trying too hard to be 80's
NoobySnacks
That was exactly what they were trying to do, make it an over the top 80's parody
PandraPierva
there's a point when it stops being a parody. That movie crossed that line very quickly. It was a checklist of 80's tropes. not a parody
maddoggaylo
I always love how people will downvote you if you disagree with them
BarfTittiesGalore
I mean come on man it's no foreign film with French subtitles
playfulgoor
I'll ride this ship down with you, Cap'n. I agree, Kung Fury was a waste of my time.
BarfTittiesGalore
It's supposed to be.
maddoggaylo
...they know that...that's why they don't like it...I thought they were pretty clear
DeadeicPrints
Gonna get a sequel
Fheuef
Just gonna be "Kung fury 2" or it has another name ? Got a date ??
DeadeicPrints
I know it's 2018 but it won't have anything to do with the short film except it's the same universe
GentlemanScientist
Hopefully it'll get enough funds to be feature-length this time.
TommyCreo
I don't know... I loved it, but I'm not sure it would work for 90 minutes. I'd be glad to see them prove me wrong though.
maddoggaylo
Why
DeadeicPrints
Because it was awesome?
maddoggaylo
Okay, but does it need a sequel
TheRaiderofRandom
It's in homage of eighties films. Yes, a sequel is a requirement to qualify.
TrumbullLocal
It's a good thing you don't need to watch it.
fuckingtnuc
Have you watched it?
DeadeicPrints
Technically if it's not required to sustain you then is anything needed?
RawketLawncher
You realize it would be a separate movie right? Like it doesn't merge into the first one and ruin it or anything. The first will stay the sa
2000CalToblerone
To be fair, it would seem like they are just pumping them out if more were made and followed the same formula