ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
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Apr 9, 2016 11:51 PM
ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
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jwill79
To be fair the Vikings and the iron age were a super important part of human history.
Shardikprime
See it works
theangryquokka
oh my god i forgot about that book. american girl library was my shit
Onlyhereforthelaughs
So... Those Vikings still watching the Super Bowl, eh?
evolution4407
What are your thoughts on Gauls?
ExamRoom4
I definitely had this book at one point in my life
Superchief86
Man I'd totally chat about vikings!
pandemonious
I deff have this book! Now I want to find it in one of my boxes and read it!
danieltorresss2
why are you being downvoted? men on imgur have such a victim complex lmao
TheBadDad
This is missing the 25 other times she messaged that.
bdawg55
No more jell-o? You monster!
goneinsloppyseconds
If a woman could teach me more about Vikings, she might just get wed.
AlabamaShakySnake
Or wet ;)
Warmlight
What's that thing about Jell-o now?
volatilityshort
This would honestly work on me.
crankyoldgeezer
A chic trying to start any conversation with me would work. I.e.: "can you watch the door while I use the restroom to change my tampon?"
Perpichrator
Yeah totally the Vikings are so misrepresented by paganism propaganda by the church in the 9th century, and they had no writing to counter!
MyFartsHitMyBalls
Talking with a girl right now, she cosplayed as a Viking. I said, "These two crows told me I should talk to you." We hit it off.
jaxgirl138
I had this book as a young girl.... No boys liked me and everyone thought I was weird. It did not help me at all
bog015
So what do smart girls get? "Cats" - Phil dumpfey
suntzupup
4 of 44 what? I need to know!
Muad
Yeah, they should link to the remaining 40 pics.
BlackInkOutlaw
Do you wanna get dated cuz thats how you get dated.
moonfoxmanatee
I fucking loved that book in elementary school man
AlexD
A female may initiate conversation with a male by saying any damn thing. We don't care. Expect 5-10 seconds confused silence. Repeat.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
pretty much, if we're single and you can get the message through that you like us and aren't playing a cruel prank then you're likely in.
HotRamenMaster
This line will get you far with a man
tempuslynn
I had that book growing up. It was actually really good.
KittyCricket
Me too!
sausageseeker
Are you really good at talking to boys?
tempuslynn
Wellll, I'm a lesbian. So not sure. I have dude friends and I talk to them. Does that count?
sausageseeker
As long as your talking to them about Vikings!
tempuslynn
I was just talking about Vikings last night! Vikings are awesome.
sausageseeker
My Viking knowledge is severely lacking. I know nothing. But boys still talk to me.
AlbinoRhino53
Man that line would get me so horned up. I'd valhalla back at anyone who wants to talk about vikings
SmellySharkFarts
"Val-holla" back. Ftfy
KharnApproves
Now I want someone to write a song called Valhalla back girl
inthrees
how is this not upvoted right to the top comment spot
IHateApostrophes
Viking helmets didn't have horns. You'd know that if they taught us more about Vikings.
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
"Hey everybody, it's Leif Ericson Day! Hinga dinga durgen!"
Efreeti
Bothers me that English speakers pronounce it "Leaf"
browsib
But wait... You are an English speaker!
Efreeti
No, I'm Norwegian. English is my 4th language.
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
He's an English typer
Blizzarro
I would totally talk about vikings.
MehWasTooShort
I don't want to date someone who doesn't want to talk about vikings.
RedArmyBushMan
So what is your favorite Norse story? The one where Loki ties his balls to a donkey? The one where Loki makes Thor dress in drag? 1/2
RedArmyBushMan
The one where Loki kills Baldr? The one where Loki fucks over a dwarf? The one where Loki gets impregnated by a horse then gives birth? 2/2
BrontTheGoodBoy
Or the one where Loki fights the Avengers? Wait...
OfMiceAndMeh
It's a trap. She doesn't really want to know about Vikings.... but if it was me, she would hear all about Harald Hardrada.
DickDastardly404
The problem is how much you want to talk about vikings, because I'm fairly certain I could talk about them long enough to bore ANYONE.
Tomadoro
Nothing quite like a little R&P am I right??
freddypauls
Samw
VelvetThunderRH
what the fuck
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
Vikings happen to be my favorite topic
Jalopenis
I happen to be a viking
OgdenMorrow
Im icelandic and I could totally talk about vikings
IcelandicDodger
Brother! !!
Duraxis
Hey, I'm British and I'd talk about Vikings all day. Especially their mythology. I loved that shit
imhoots
Why does my DNA test show I am 40% scandinavian when I am not aware of any Scandinavian relations ever? Is it Vikings?
WhatAboutReefer
Your name sounds about right
HumanSacrifice7721
Ragnar.
BadBunnyXoXo
@Becuz89Vision ... Yes Ragnar.
Becuz89Vision
Mmmmm.
MettalViking
Good thing I showed up in that case!
V1keo
Hell yeah, I wish we'd learn more about Vikings! The most important question though is what she thinks of the Minnesota Vikings.
BenderBendingRrodriguez
As a Vikings decendant, I could easily talk about vikings, I just doubt you'll be interested
MettalViking
You doubt my interests
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Username proves me wrong, you win this time @MettalViking
MettalViking
When I know my username was chosen just right.
mtgjbone
I mean Blair Walsh is a hell of a kicker......
Crabpeoplez
Too soon...
V1keo
May your friends be scoundrels and your women be ugly.
EwokDude
360Tableflip
skål!
BarnacleBillTheBayler
I come from the land of the ice and snow with the midnight sun and the hot springs flow
hereforthensfwreddits
As a Viking, yes. I love to speak of my people.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
To technically be a viking you really dont have to do much more than live in a vik (inlet or cove). Then go out of that vik to trade/pillage
hereforthensfwreddits
So... I'm an internet Viking whose heritage is rooted in actual vikings. Cool beans.
MettalViking
Tell me more.
hereforthensfwreddits
Axes. Blond chicks. Mead. Brawling. Singing. Axes.
MettalViking
You forgot Redheads and Gingers.
hereforthensfwreddits
Yeah but the jokes only works in short bursts like that. can't list everything Scandinavian.
MettalViking
Books4lyfeYo
I wouldn't trust anyone who DIDNT want to talk about Vikings. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
JakobThor
You are worthy brother. Come to the shores of iceland meet me there and i will take you to the gates of valhala. Welcome home
TheOtherLucille
Seriously! If you don't think berserkers are some of the coolest things ever, I don't want you in my life.
Mendovian
Holy crap, that's a lot of cats.
TheOtherLucille
Also I think this may be the funniest comment I've ever read
TheOtherLucille
Hey man, I'm engaged. Sent fiancée this post and we both concluded the girl in the text dodged a bullet.
MettalViking
Can confirm.
theUnicornsfearglitter
I'm a girl... and that'd totally work on me.
volatilityshort
I wish they'd teach us more about hippos.
deadlyDouche
Hi. I wish they'd teach us more about Vinings.
BiggieShakur
I grow wine grapes so I'd totally teach you a thing or two about vines.
theUnicornsfearglitter
They are from Scandinavia.
LizardEnterprises
Finally that Viking Myth & Saga class I took in college will pay off!
theUnicornsfearglitter
Their creation myths are pretty fantastic!
LizardEnterprises
Yeah. Not sold on the end of the world though. I'm pretty fond of dry land. If the earth sinks into the sea I'ma be bummed.
theUnicornsfearglitter
Well... a giant wolf is involved, there are worse ways to go.
LizardEnterprises
I guess, but honestly I'd rather get fucked by a horse...after turning into a horse, and then give birth to an 8-legged horse
CorneliusCornwall
Vikings never actually wore horned helmets it was only portaid so in art.
Hahandfuckyou
We're you trying to say portrayed or is portaid something I am not aware of with vikings? I like vikings.
Hembrent
They did wear sick pots and coifs though. It made them look scurry.
theUnicornsfearglitter
Yeah, that makes me sad. But still cool they were one of the first people to come to North america... then leave.. promptly.
OctagonalPrism
Those were Norse settlers, not Vikings. The term Viking exclusively means Norse raiders, or pirates.
Sauroctonus
Vikings can be all of those things.
AMartianPotato
Not entirely true. Vikings weren't just raiders. They also set up trade networks.
theUnicornsfearglitter
Neat! I don't mean that sarcastically, thanks for all your information!
Lorendell
What's your definition of 'people'?
theUnicornsfearglitter
Hmmm, I just meant I thought they were one of the first non north Americans to try to explore. Then leaft\died because of weather.
joeynew
Yea definatly already had people living here. Have to love the Eurocentric view of hystory
JohnBlevins
Some historians mistakenly believed the drinking horns found in their graves were attached to their helmets.
MrHinges
Hey, you got a reply...
grumpyzuza
Am I the only one that always replies back?
TimmyDans
Half the battle
ItsCaptain0bvious
Correct, it says "Converstion starters" and a reply, technically, means that this is indeed a conversation.
FaceDownButtUp
Well, she's a girl, so it's guaranteed..
ohnosky
*beautiful girl.
bewarethebearr
Girl here. I've been ghosted too. Stop making it about gender.
theletterk
lol, guys need to learn that girls can be just as ignored and unlucky as them..... Me getting replies on stuff like that is pretty rare.
MrHinges
Especially introverted Imgur guys ;)
chicitychick
Yup, a guy & I were flirting via text then two days later he just stops replying. Like, WTF? At last give me a reason. I'm a person!
0rpheus
Needy as fuck. There is your problem.
boombanana
This happens a lot actually, guess it goes both ways.
TheUltimateJew
Pics or it didn't happen.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
we think you're fucking with us, and not in the way we'd like.
specialkrj
why are you being downvoted? men on imgur have such a victim complex lmao
Cassiopeia93
Yeah right now they keep getting told "Women have it bad, but so do you!" So they keep that in mind because hey, extra sympathy points.
Oakslee
it's probably because you're ugly
SovereignPhantasmia