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One of my siblings' friends, I think. When he was a little bit younger he used to just walk into our house, announce he was going to use the bathroom, do so, and then leave. He hadn't done that in awhile, but I know for a fact there were no friends here for him on this day. I guess he got hungry.
erikabraner42
No, sorry.
meadowgreene
Happened to a friend but a little girl got into their car when they were about to leave and refused to get out. She had to be carried out.
TrollyMcTrollster
BeardsleyMcTurbanhead
That's nice of you to shelter and feed the handicapped neighbor kid.
CarlosSpicyweiner
Kid was 34 yo
Dunes8
So the kid has never had tomatoes before?
LukeKarr22
Good head on the shoulders of that one.
WeNeedAnotherPlague
Sounds like something Carter would do.
BadLawyer
I had to scroll way too far down to find this reference
IllegalDuckling
An example of well-executed communism.
BigInVietnam
This kid speaks to me. I find myself in similar moral quandaries.
insertsupercoolusernamehere
In my experience kids that do stuff like this tend to have a shit home, you could take it as a compliment. He could be odd or need stability
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SherMattLockSmith
My step brother was like this as a kid, would just walk into random people's homes and start eating food...
VikingTheMad
The comments about kids entering homes disturbs me. Y'all need some fucking locks.
TheGlow
I live in NYC. I can't even get into my own apartment half the time.
doctorbees
Y'all motherfuckers need to lock your doors.
saffyy
Had this happen with my little brothers friend once - came home to an empty house and him playing nintendo and eating icypoles
erikabraner42
Tell your dick coworkers to take those carrots and stuff them up their arse.
Ghostofcats
One day my sister was followed by a kid dressed as a frog, the kid entered our house and refused to leave
PluckedDuck
Take a basket of grapes over to their house.
lext
Aziz's hilarious grapefruit bit if you haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waCF81HdKAA
Copperbrat
I have a feeling this kid is going to be a serious problem to you or others in the future.
redclaysmartass
Lock yo doors!
stopshoutingicanthearyou
My grandfather had to build a 6 ft fence to keep a special needs kid out of his house. His neighbors ran a daycare and my grandmother found
stopshoutingicanthearyou
The daycare then build a gate into the fence that separated my gfathers yard from theirs. So he built a 6 ft fence to keep the kids out.
stopshoutingicanthearyou
Back to the next house over and drop him off with the people that were supposed to be watching him. These kids also used to throw rocks.
stopshoutingicanthearyou
One of the kids in her kitchen who screamed at the top of his lungs when she found him. Nearly gave her a heart attack. She had to walk him
ButterMyButtAndCallMeBiscuit
why is your thread backwards?
michaelladawn
That's too funny. Guess his parents don't need to worry about a college fund though, huh.
SpaceOrks
Plot twist: cherry tomato
HsuDoNihm
Hmph. Sounds likely and makes this way less funny. It's pumpkin-sized in my imagination though, so it's okay.
SpaceOrks
You do you, fam. You do you.
OSCgal
Oh hey, or those little ones that are bright yellow. That would make sense.
sinbinrugger
Yeah my friends always just walked into the house to see if I was home when we were kids. More convenient that way.
carmelkat
I always walk into my friends house because she rarely answers her phone. If she's not there I'll just chat with her parents and head home.
sinbinrugger
Yeah my parents loved it when my friends came over to chat. I'm sure they enjoyed that.
lukewarmbookworm
My brother's friends are like that too. They would come over when my brother's weren't home and just watch TV or browse on their phones..
WisconsinCheesing1
used to spend a lot of time at my friend's house because my mom was always at the bar and never bought food. i'd clean their house in return
momochan27
Came home to a neighbors kid sitting on the bathroom counter washing her feet in the sink after she had painted our kittens.
BuckinCrazy
Where were her parents ?!
YouWOULDsaythat
Not hovering. She probably lost a bunch of freedom for that bold move.
momochan27
We still saw her wandering the neighborhood after that. We move a few months after that so dont know what happened to her. Though this was
momochan27
Back in the days before parents were worried about perverts and pedophiles.
momochan27
At her home. They just let her wander were she wanted. I was young at the time but i think she had something mentally wrong. Maybe autistic
AwkwardPudding
Why didn't you lock your doors when you left?
Zelly012
Idc where I live or how nice the people are, I lock EVERYTHING before I leave my house. Windows, doors, certain cabinets/drawers if needed.
momochan27
She climbed in through a window. Plus back in the days when people weren't as worried about home robbery expecially in a small town.
humanmech
Im alot more worried that he doesnt know what a tomato is. Like ..how?
FishLords
I think he's 6 maybe? Maybe his parents never buy them whole, I'm not sure.
IridescentLotus
My friend's neighbor kid does that because his mom is a druggie with no food in the house.
FishLords
I know that isn't the case with him. His parents are good people, and as far as I can tell are feeding him properly most of the time.
IridescentLotus
Good good :)
mooncactus
I'm presuming they've contacted social services about this..?
IridescentLotus
I told her to (acquaintance more than friend) and she won't because she's had her kids taken before and says it's awful (she's selfish 1/
IridescentLotus
And stupid and I stopped talking to her) I would call them but I don't know the address
TeslasMustache
You can still make a report. Just give them all the info you can. In some states (like NJ), you're actually legally obligated.
IridescentLotus
It's anecdotal, I don't know where she lives, if she's telling the truth, if the kid exists, any names except hers.
mooncactus
So she feels bad for the drug addict? I'm not for bashing mentally ill people in the slightest but the kids are what's important here..
IridescentLotus
Oh I agree. She's not a great person. She gets engaged to abusive, druggie assholes over and over. She's a big enabler. Hence why I couldn't