Jan 20, 2020 1:57 AM
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GamiCross
As if the feeling that you can't run in a dream wasn't bad enough, trying to tell your legs to 'calmly kick' in that situation?
ionlyeatthewoke
De... ceeeeased shark doo doo, doo doo doo.
Duck707
mightyoj
Are those the long pointy Mexican boots of the flipper world?
jesasterous
That little bitey minnow was hauling ass
McTerminator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnA5DT3ilQw here's the source
nolittleplans
That's a kill you talk about so much they put it in your eulogy.
LordOfNapTime
You like how the little ride-along fish stay in their spots not knowing that they’re free ride is now over? Summersault and barrelrolling.
theguywiththevoice
He just wanted a hug! You monster!
TypsyDanger
Oh but they’re so friendly and loveable, like that Facebook video said they are. (Sarcasm iyct)
Se7evdiddles
It’s not safe to swim today.
hezroncarverofgravenimages
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit and I was diving today.
zappyguy
Looks like he's eating flake tonight... And tomorrow... And probably for the next month.
Vyrro
This never happens at red lobster
Nimafox
I'm an idiot, I thought the gun thing was bleeding.
IX9999
this is gonna be stuck in my head all day now. you suck....+1
MonocoleWearingSeaDragon
That shark is dead. One animal defending itself from another
JoeRedFive
waitbutactually
Swim your ground?
scoobar
You know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a dolls eyes...
rockcanyon10
You know, the thing about a rat,
HolyShitDudeCalmDown
HEROofTIMEandSPACE
Charlie, are you doing jaws?...
lance415
Wish we saw how it ends. While the animal did attack, hopefully it wasn’t left with that impaled. Better quick then a long painful death
definitelynotawolf
That looked like the harpoon went through the brain
SpiritCross93
If you look closely the shark got stabbed through the mouth to the top of its head. It stopped moving on its own, its dead.
Vaanhalen
He looked pretty dang rekt, not moving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnA5DT3ilQw
Iwilleatyourchicken
Looks like a diver attack on a shark.
JupitersWitch
I’m pretty sure that’s called spear fishing.
damoul
?1
Whatsname
That was some extreme flossing, Mr Shark
BiggestBangGore
He was just coming to say hi and you shot him in the mouth. How rude.
AceLynch
And this is why I don't go cuba diving in da ochin!
CaptainTallPants
Y'all ever been 'norkelin?
Kaddass17
Y’all want some watermelon bubblegum?
jbreathes
*scuba *ocean
Colvane
*cuba *ochin #RIP_Ralphie
sporkwizrd
That guys never been cuba divin.
This is true
Here dude... https://youtu.be/0eL3o1w5uRA
Xen300
if you present yourself as the dish of the day, don't complain if someone orders you.
eslachance
Wow, the Raft game got a massive graphic overhaul, I see.
Klaxun
This has never happened to me in my living room.
BmanBerry
100% of shark attacks happen when you're wet.
ClearHistoryandWebsiteData
Just like burning the roof of your mouth with the first bite of a Mama Celeste pizza. Oh, did you you meant the scuba part?
willowgods
I laughed so hard at this that I shared this post with two of my friends... for this comment. Thanks :p
thebridgejumper
“Yeah you heard me, a trapdoor container that’s big enough to fit a shark and be airlifted. I have a delivery to make.”
CommissarFuklaw
Happened in the shark's living room tho.
Cmycherrytree
I too have never experienced this in my living room. Once at the beach, but never on my living room
JustinoRey
Go on
unknow86
just dont use the ps4 VR with that ocean demo tho
SpellKeeper
You have a boring living room.
Come on over. We'll listen to Baby Shark on repeat.
annolyn
Exactly. I don’t go in his house, he don’t come in mine. Got enough chit to worry about w/ other mammals. Like land sea lions. I tame them.
speedbump9286
Yet.
Gobjin
Beat me to it, fucker +1
MajesticButthole
Reminds me of my dog, charging me when she thinks she hears me opening a bag of chips
theghostwholurks
You stab your dog with a spear gun? Just share your fucking chips dude.
MagicOrpheus310
There is a movie called House Shark, I don't know how, but there is, it exists
CrusherOfCities
SteveTheEgg
Mechame
Seems like a solid reason to spend as much time in said living room. Higher chance of heart disease tho.
Everybody come on over to my living room. We'll do jumping jacks to keep the heart disease at bay.
Sc2Argentum
I don't think that shark would be particularly good for my heart either...
sauciergymnast
Sharks are infinitely scarier to me than heart disease is though.
Rivalyn
Entropy gets us all eventually.
ShadowVixen666
My general reaction to the ocean...or any deep water I can't see around myself in...my greatest fear...
ihateimgurffs
You should play Subnautica in VR.
I have actually tried and didn't get far...motion sickness got to me before any of the big fishies...
TakuanSoho
I don't see why not, plenty of nice things in the ocean
dfhowes
https://youtu.be/DU_Gd623HJo?t=22
randomusergnome
omg it’s one thing
It is, indeed, a thing.
tweakbz
What in the fuck is that?
A bigfin squid, very rare... octopus ? fish ? thingy ? only observed by camera for now, often when observation for drilling
Are marine biologists sure it isn't alien?
Marine biologists don't want to do assomption until a captured specimen. James Cameron, on the other hand...v
Plaguestorm172
For reference. Dude was harpoon hunting, so likely has a bag of bleeding fish in his bag that the shark is rushing towards the smell of.
Navrodel
And I'd call that a catch worth ending the day on.
Vostronicle
Spearfishing, and this guy is a professional. You never keep fish on you, it's awkward and dangerous, there is a separate floating catch bag
DragothMP5
I’ve dove with hundreds of sharks and never been threatened. But cover yourself with blood and YMMV
[deleted]
Your mileage may vary
fimoco
Always, always, ALWAYS use a stringer and buoy for catches when spearfishing. Idiots. My cousin still hasn't learned his lesson.
SuperLudo
Possibly, but it's also a bullsharks, most testosterone to weight of any creature on the planet, so sometimes they just roid rage and attack
I’d go tiger sharks as #1 not to fuck with but they are definitely up there boss. Some lovely tipped reef puppies any day.
toogoodtomiss
That was my immediate suspicion which makes me very proud as I sit here in my warm comfy bed doing absolutely nothing adventurous.
You should check out its alive with brad from bon appetit! He does amazing stuff like this and just does great cooking shows.
really cool dude, my favorite being him going noodeling (fishing for catfish with your hands and feet) with matty materson.
Thanks!
He has a bag inside another bag?
The bag is a 2 layer mesh bag (2 layers to help prevent ripping) and inside is all the fish hes been hunting, who are bleeding.
Ahhh, i gotcha. I didn't want to presume anything so thank you for clarification fellow imgurian
SociopathicOtter
I feel like maybe I’m one of few people here thinking shark hunting is shitty.
Not hunting sharks. He is hunting fish, shark hunting is illegal, he is just defending himself here.
Well sorry, hunting specific kinds of shark is illegal, idk where this is taken.
GamiCross
As if the feeling that you can't run in a dream wasn't bad enough, trying to tell your legs to 'calmly kick' in that situation?
ionlyeatthewoke
De... ceeeeased shark doo doo, doo doo doo.
Duck707
mightyoj
Are those the long pointy Mexican boots of the flipper world?
jesasterous
That little bitey minnow was hauling ass
McTerminator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnA5DT3ilQw here's the source
nolittleplans
That's a kill you talk about so much they put it in your eulogy.
LordOfNapTime
You like how the little ride-along fish stay in their spots not knowing that they’re free ride is now over? Summersault and barrelrolling.
theguywiththevoice
He just wanted a hug! You monster!
TypsyDanger
Oh but they’re so friendly and loveable, like that Facebook video said they are. (Sarcasm iyct)
Se7evdiddles
It’s not safe to swim today.
hezroncarverofgravenimages
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit and I was diving today.
zappyguy
Looks like he's eating flake tonight... And tomorrow... And probably for the next month.
Vyrro
This never happens at red lobster
Nimafox
I'm an idiot, I thought the gun thing was bleeding.
IX9999
this is gonna be stuck in my head all day now. you suck....+1
MonocoleWearingSeaDragon
That shark is dead. One animal defending itself from another
JoeRedFive
waitbutactually
Swim your ground?
scoobar
You know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a dolls eyes...
rockcanyon10
You know, the thing about a rat,
HolyShitDudeCalmDown
HEROofTIMEandSPACE
Charlie, are you doing jaws?...
lance415
Wish we saw how it ends. While the animal did attack, hopefully it wasn’t left with that impaled. Better quick then a long painful death
definitelynotawolf
That looked like the harpoon went through the brain
SpiritCross93
If you look closely the shark got stabbed through the mouth to the top of its head. It stopped moving on its own, its dead.
Vaanhalen
He looked pretty dang rekt, not moving
McTerminator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnA5DT3ilQw
Iwilleatyourchicken
Looks like a diver attack on a shark.
JupitersWitch
I’m pretty sure that’s called spear fishing.
damoul
Whatsname
That was some extreme flossing, Mr Shark
BiggestBangGore
He was just coming to say hi and you shot him in the mouth. How rude.
AceLynch
And this is why I don't go cuba diving in da ochin!
CaptainTallPants
Y'all ever been 'norkelin?
Kaddass17
Y’all want some watermelon bubblegum?
jbreathes
*scuba *ocean
Colvane
*cuba *ochin #RIP_Ralphie
sporkwizrd
That guys never been cuba divin.
jbreathes
This is true
sporkwizrd
Here dude... https://youtu.be/0eL3o1w5uRA
Xen300
if you present yourself as the dish of the day, don't complain if someone orders you.
eslachance
Wow, the Raft game got a massive graphic overhaul, I see.
Klaxun
This has never happened to me in my living room.
BmanBerry
100% of shark attacks happen when you're wet.
ClearHistoryandWebsiteData
Just like burning the roof of your mouth with the first bite of a Mama Celeste pizza. Oh, did you you meant the scuba part?
willowgods
I laughed so hard at this that I shared this post with two of my friends... for this comment. Thanks :p
thebridgejumper
“Yeah you heard me, a trapdoor container that’s big enough to fit a shark and be airlifted. I have a delivery to make.”
CommissarFuklaw
Happened in the shark's living room tho.
Cmycherrytree
I too have never experienced this in my living room. Once at the beach, but never on my living room
JustinoRey
Go on
unknow86
just dont use the ps4 VR with that ocean demo tho
SpellKeeper
You have a boring living room.
Klaxun
Come on over. We'll listen to Baby Shark on repeat.
annolyn
Exactly. I don’t go in his house, he don’t come in mine. Got enough chit to worry about w/ other mammals. Like land sea lions. I tame them.
speedbump9286
Yet.
Gobjin
Beat me to it, fucker +1
MajesticButthole
Reminds me of my dog, charging me when she thinks she hears me opening a bag of chips
theghostwholurks
You stab your dog with a spear gun? Just share your fucking chips dude.
MagicOrpheus310
There is a movie called House Shark, I don't know how, but there is, it exists
CrusherOfCities
SteveTheEgg
Yet.
Mechame
Seems like a solid reason to spend as much time in said living room. Higher chance of heart disease tho.
Klaxun
Everybody come on over to my living room. We'll do jumping jacks to keep the heart disease at bay.
Sc2Argentum
I don't think that shark would be particularly good for my heart either...
sauciergymnast
Sharks are infinitely scarier to me than heart disease is though.
Rivalyn
Entropy gets us all eventually.
ShadowVixen666
ihateimgurffs
You should play Subnautica in VR.
ShadowVixen666
I have actually tried and didn't get far...motion sickness got to me before any of the big fishies...
TakuanSoho
I don't see why not, plenty of nice things in the ocean
dfhowes
https://youtu.be/DU_Gd623HJo?t=22
randomusergnome
omg it’s one thing
TakuanSoho
It is, indeed, a thing.
tweakbz
What in the fuck is that?
TakuanSoho
A bigfin squid, very rare... octopus ? fish ? thingy ? only observed by camera for now, often when observation for drilling
tweakbz
Are marine biologists sure it isn't alien?
TakuanSoho
Marine biologists don't want to do assomption until a captured specimen. James Cameron, on the other hand...
v
Plaguestorm172
For reference. Dude was harpoon hunting, so likely has a bag of bleeding fish in his bag that the shark is rushing towards the smell of.
Navrodel
And I'd call that a catch worth ending the day on.
Vostronicle
Spearfishing, and this guy is a professional. You never keep fish on you, it's awkward and dangerous, there is a separate floating catch bag
DragothMP5
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DragothMP5
Your mileage may vary
fimoco
Always, always, ALWAYS use a stringer and buoy for catches when spearfishing. Idiots. My cousin still hasn't learned his lesson.
SuperLudo
Possibly, but it's also a bullsharks, most testosterone to weight of any creature on the planet, so sometimes they just roid rage and attack
DragothMP5
I’d go tiger sharks as #1 not to fuck with but they are definitely up there boss. Some lovely tipped reef puppies any day.
toogoodtomiss
That was my immediate suspicion which makes me very proud as I sit here in my warm comfy bed doing absolutely nothing adventurous.
Plaguestorm172
You should check out its alive with brad from bon appetit! He does amazing stuff like this and just does great cooking shows.
Plaguestorm172
really cool dude, my favorite being him going noodeling (fishing for catfish with your hands and feet) with matty materson.
toogoodtomiss
Thanks!
Vyrro
He has a bag inside another bag?
Plaguestorm172
The bag is a 2 layer mesh bag (2 layers to help prevent ripping) and inside is all the fish hes been hunting, who are bleeding.
Vyrro
Ahhh, i gotcha. I didn't want to presume anything so thank you for clarification fellow imgurian
SociopathicOtter
I feel like maybe I’m one of few people here thinking shark hunting is shitty.
Plaguestorm172
Not hunting sharks. He is hunting fish, shark hunting is illegal, he is just defending himself here.
Plaguestorm172
Well sorry, hunting specific kinds of shark is illegal, idk where this is taken.