Jan 21, 2019 7:13 AM
NiceGuyNed
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copingcabana
Dream jobs often turn out to just a job that pays bills.
floofnmeeps
If u visualize working in your dream job, avenues towards it will naturally begin to open up. Don't give up! It really works
pumpuppthesoundwaves
dream job ....passive income from smth :P
PixelSprite64
nein999
... give nothing back
CaKeS18
Same
Mamaof2QTs
We have a history of promoting our receptionists. So if you go low, go low in a big corporation. Once you’re in and liked you’re fine.
stinkfartbeans
TechNutz
Kid knows how to play da game.
hyllus
This is quite literally me at the moment
Strostkovy
There is always a job that requires more skill than most people have but pays less than most skilled people will take.
SnivellusSnape
My partner works security in a psych ward. Requires more finesse than the nursing staff. Soothing patients, schmoozing doctors. Pays shit
SilkyAvenger
ExpectoPatr0num
I had to watch it like 6 times before I realized it hit him in the head.
CmdrZellgaudis
In real life, the thrower also does dizzy bat spins. The more education, the fewer spins unless it’s some family business.
PlanterFascist
It also works for wook working. The project i want to make... i hurt myself... The project that was actually made.
jerrysmatrix
Life hits you in the face and then you settle
DoctorCaptainman
Just today I shouted at a box.. For no reason other than, that I hate my actual job.
StupidAutocorrect
whiskinputwarbles
Hell I'd gladly forget about my dream job if the bill-paying job were that easy.
schoonerbum
What the hell is it bouncing off of before it goes in the hoop?
It's another basketball hoop, he misses.
DJudy
If it were me, I would just shoot for the easy point...
thomascdulas
competing for promotion .had to take a knowledge test .Had the best score broke record.Still my boss chosed 3 other dude who failed the test
railgap
Yeah, I just did that, to get out of retail. Ignored the fact that it didn't look fun, ignored the fact that I was completely unqualified.
Now I'm 3X the money as I did in retail, but I'm having serious anxiety, panic attacks, and thick-headedness from lack of sleep. Only good
thing has been that they're - so far - letting me come up to speed, become the person they wanted to hire but couldn't find. I had to take /
another day off last Friday after missing a lot of days in December, my first month, this AM I'm worried I'll have no job when I get there.
MyPenisIsBiggerThanHis
Just need more work experience
volado
Well put!
CyranoDeBurlapSack
Must have 10 years work experience in a field that’s only been around for 3.
dangerousDoc
Mmmm luckily I got a job that technically counts as game development even if I am just the grunt
Doober12082
Or a clear homeland security cheack... just about anything can stop that... ask how I know....
Daemon7777
Storytime!
THRAWN18
Lol funny, I got turned down recently when I had 14 out of the 15 qualifications for a bank lending job. The one I lacked?
I was experienced in business commercial property, not home. I fit everything else, and knew how lending worked, but nope
Job is still unfilled on their website
Intermaus
Or could be that they yet to hire new IT to update the website
It's being reposted on LinkedIn
TheCyclingEngineer
Job requirements: Must have 25 years experience in the field
DetectiveGaff
Field has only existed for 7 years
Spearka
looking for 21-year olds
dontsaybyefelicia
Entry level team admin assistant needing at least 5 years experience and a degree.
GetSchwiftyClub
And requires Degree. 7-4=fucked.
SaltyInternetPirate
There was literally a real job opening requiring 7 years with a programming language that has existed for 5.
FordPostfect
Pay: $11/hr
Audasity
sorry, no paid positions left. intern only
ZeekandAqua
*$1.10/hr
SharkyMcSnarkface
*6 exposure/hour
Jess105804
My co-worker at my current min wage job asked what I wanted to do after college, I said work a job that will pay me enough to live...
mibd
Get out of the US
Not many countries speak my native language (i suck at languages), and to become a citizen you need to marry or be in a unique field of work
...save some money, take a small trip every 5 yrs or a big one every 10yrs, pay off bills, & go out sometimes. A unicorn of a job i know.
gaybro
Hence why I studied engineering. Now if only I was still an engineer.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
v
nigglemaster
Is it really that bad?
poppinfresh92
Haha
dohcohv
I was in your shoes 7 years ago, then I decided to move somewhere cheaper. Min wage is a lot easier when an apartment is $500/mo. Now I'm
Making a lot more and my bills are still low, gives me a lot of money and time because I only have to have one job to support my family.
All on minimum wage?!?!?!
copingcabana
Dream jobs often turn out to just a job that pays bills.
floofnmeeps
If u visualize working in your dream job, avenues towards it will naturally begin to open up. Don't give up! It really works
pumpuppthesoundwaves
dream job ....passive income from smth :P
PixelSprite64
nein999
... give nothing back
CaKeS18
Same
Mamaof2QTs
We have a history of promoting our receptionists. So if you go low, go low in a big corporation. Once you’re in and liked you’re fine.
stinkfartbeans
TechNutz
Kid knows how to play da game.
hyllus
This is quite literally me at the moment
Strostkovy
There is always a job that requires more skill than most people have but pays less than most skilled people will take.
SnivellusSnape
My partner works security in a psych ward. Requires more finesse than the nursing staff. Soothing patients, schmoozing doctors. Pays shit
SilkyAvenger
ExpectoPatr0num
I had to watch it like 6 times before I realized it hit him in the head.
CmdrZellgaudis
In real life, the thrower also does dizzy bat spins. The more education, the fewer spins unless it’s some family business.
PlanterFascist
It also works for wook working. The project i want to make... i hurt myself... The project that was actually made.
jerrysmatrix
Life hits you in the face and then you settle
NiceGuyNed
DoctorCaptainman
Just today I shouted at a box.. For no reason other than, that I hate my actual job.
StupidAutocorrect
whiskinputwarbles
Hell I'd gladly forget about my dream job if the bill-paying job were that easy.
schoonerbum
What the hell is it bouncing off of before it goes in the hoop?
NiceGuyNed
It's another basketball hoop, he misses.
DJudy
If it were me, I would just shoot for the easy point...
thomascdulas
competing for promotion .had to take a knowledge test .Had the best score broke record.Still my boss chosed 3 other dude who failed the test
railgap
Yeah, I just did that, to get out of retail. Ignored the fact that it didn't look fun, ignored the fact that I was completely unqualified.
railgap
Now I'm 3X the money as I did in retail, but I'm having serious anxiety, panic attacks, and thick-headedness from lack of sleep. Only good
railgap
thing has been that they're - so far - letting me come up to speed, become the person they wanted to hire but couldn't find. I had to take /
railgap
another day off last Friday after missing a lot of days in December, my first month, this AM I'm worried I'll have no job when I get there.
MyPenisIsBiggerThanHis
Just need more work experience
volado
Well put!
CyranoDeBurlapSack
Must have 10 years work experience in a field that’s only been around for 3.
dangerousDoc
Mmmm luckily I got a job that technically counts as game development even if I am just the grunt
Doober12082
Or a clear homeland security cheack... just about anything can stop that... ask how I know....
Daemon7777
Storytime!
THRAWN18
Lol funny, I got turned down recently when I had 14 out of the 15 qualifications for a bank lending job. The one I lacked?
THRAWN18
I was experienced in business commercial property, not home. I fit everything else, and knew how lending worked, but nope
THRAWN18
Job is still unfilled on their website
Intermaus
Or could be that they yet to hire new IT to update the website
THRAWN18
It's being reposted on LinkedIn
TheCyclingEngineer
Job requirements: Must have 25 years experience in the field
DetectiveGaff
Field has only existed for 7 years
Spearka
looking for 21-year olds
dontsaybyefelicia
Entry level team admin assistant needing at least 5 years experience and a degree.
GetSchwiftyClub
And requires Degree. 7-4=fucked.
SaltyInternetPirate
There was literally a real job opening requiring 7 years with a programming language that has existed for 5.
FordPostfect
Pay: $11/hr
Audasity
sorry, no paid positions left. intern only
ZeekandAqua
*$1.10/hr
SharkyMcSnarkface
*6 exposure/hour
Jess105804
My co-worker at my current min wage job asked what I wanted to do after college, I said work a job that will pay me enough to live...
mibd
Get out of the US
Jess105804
Not many countries speak my native language (i suck at languages), and to become a citizen you need to marry or be in a unique field of work
Jess105804
...save some money, take a small trip every 5 yrs or a big one every 10yrs, pay off bills, & go out sometimes. A unicorn of a job i know.
gaybro
Hence why I studied engineering. Now if only I was still an engineer.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
nigglemaster
Is it really that bad?
poppinfresh92
Haha
dohcohv
I was in your shoes 7 years ago, then I decided to move somewhere cheaper. Min wage is a lot easier when an apartment is $500/mo. Now I'm
dohcohv
Making a lot more and my bills are still low, gives me a lot of money and time because I only have to have one job to support my family.
poppinfresh92
All on minimum wage?!?!?!