lukehumphris
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You can read the whole story here - https://imgur.com/a/8SQb8uj
Dec 23, 2018 3:44 AM
lukehumphris
90774
1969
57
You can read the whole story here - https://imgur.com/a/8SQb8uj
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Luke asks the demons if they can forge him a new dick
LowZoneZ
Luke decides to start making one of the six parts of the infinity dick starting with diamond
chocolatedashtea
Luke pees on Santa's lap
ScottSterlingAWallThatCanFeelPain
Luke encounters the spanish inquisition
ReaperNo1
Luke realizes he can just snap his own rib off now. After painfully doing so, he remembers he has no flesh left.
OfMiceAndMeh
Overwhelmed, Luke runs to Bigfoot for a hug.
zeacorzeppelin10
Luke remembers it's Christmas time
LadyLamington
TheRockDude
Luke decides to travel to the North Pole to beat Santa up with a detached rib
Pedobearus
Luke gets cursed and becomes a Lich, forcibly removing his own rib.
JAW8244
Luke’s revelation that he will never reach his ultimate life goal causes him to breakdown but become much more powerful
Cagalli
Luke decides to prove to santa that he can suck his own dick, thus motivating him even further
PurpleAppleBag
That wasn't the traumatic memory. He had asked Santa if he tried to suck his own dick and Santa answers no because he has an infinity dick
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
Luke inquires as to whether the demons can suck their own dicks
TheWinterTitan
Luke T-poses to establish dominance over Santa and force him to take out a rib.
sleavejob
The End.
BobarinoTheBobcat
Luke takes out his ribs from his skeleton body and attacks the fire head demons.
LebendigBegrabener
A Tik tok ad with Bigfoot
Bossco20
I love how he's wearing the upside down luke shirt
QSteele
I miss luke... Where did luke go?
TheCardq
Luke asks about the location of a dragon dildo, so he can reforge his dick at some point tin the future. (This is in reference to @Penzilla)
DocGigglez
Luke, in an attempt to prove Santa wrong once and for all, with his semi-newfound body, attempts to suck his own dick....again.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Baby Luke skipped leg day, but those arms are swole as fuck!
Gendasi
Well, he can't suck his own dick, so...
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
At least he alternates arms for symmetry's sake...
TotalLiar
Luke wakes up from his glue-induced coma
DerpsterCaro
Luke does SOMETHING FOR THE PLOT THAT IM INVESTED IN DAMMIT
GothicGarlic
Luke asks Santa if he could suck his own dick.
kophzilla
Luke removes his own rib to show Santa who is the alpha male
Wolf0080
You people and your obsession with self fornication.
hammerlord
Luke attacks this flaming man with the rib to show him who's boss.
Dunhaaam
I actually know a guy who can suck his own dick, no missing ribs or anything tho
Irishda
Except he does it in the present
wintercoat
Turn that traumatic event into a dramatic event!
Realborisboef
And then he sucks his ghost dick
DrDings
Oh no xD
SFMGifs
ReaperNo1
Then remembers why he asked, and that he has no flesh left.
SauceWizard
And sticks his rib straight into Santa's eye.
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
Occationalrickroll
Can....can we control his actions in a flashback?
kophzilla
Now that is a good question I didn’t think about
Bossco20
In the flashback or the present?
DIINKELBERG
Jesus.... that is fantastic
EAisgood
Wait.Wouldn't that give him the ability to suck his own dick.
reux
Which would change the timeline
OfMiceAndMeh
Unfortunately, he no longer has a dick.
EAisgood
He did.Remeber he is in a Flashback.
ThatOneIndustrialElectrician
Just like his childhood hero. Marilyn Manson, who totally did that, everyone knows
Ballamazing
And at this point realizes he is now IN this time period! (Butterfly Effect)
imherefool
And he can finally suck his own dick!!
ChelsTehHazelnut
And Michael Jackson, he totally did that too. The internet said so.
PubicOvergrowth
Yeah how did that word go around. I'm from Denmark, and even here everyone "knew" that. And that's before the internet was a big thing
Deathbringer2568
Dansker ?
Ketheres
Rural Finland here: I heard about it only when I became an adult and moved to a "big" city
tbonesam
Canada here it was a thing here to, just like blowing into a old cartage we don't know how it spread bit god damn were we glad it did
MrShieldy
Germany here, we knew too. I guess it was a thing of "Ooh, look at that evil guy, hes so bad and non christian ,he wants to suck his dick"
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
Portugal here, same.
Rivalyn
Rumors defy all communication barriers. Even the Sentinelese have heard of this tale.