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Sep 21, 2014 2:51 AM
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GumballGuardian
What show?
Upvoter2000x
someone needs a goddamn drop-shadow tutorial.
doihearanamen
*American Sex Ed Helms
SorryIamnotsorry
This had to be said, thank you.
stopstalkingmeplease
I went to an all girls catholic highschool and I actually got half marks for a question that asked for two of the safest forms 1/2
stopstalkingmeplease
of contraception because I didn't include abstinence. 2/2
mooncactus
Pam has lovely knees.
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Unwanted pregnancy is not a Pro.
TooWet
Pros of Sex: -Feels Unbelievable
NoOtherExplanationIsPossible
Damn it Jim, not another pros cons list...
TooWet
-Feels Amazing
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MozartWillVanish
Anal.
kdsproxima
Pro- Unplanned Pregnancy, thats not how this works...
bwchronos
Or a blessing!
blitherypoop
Unless you really like surprises...
JessThe2ndBestt
That's not how any of this works!
JustCallMeBean
It's probably in the Pros section because of Jim and Pam...
Narushima
That's almost always how it works.
ARealPieceOfWork
It was originally a con, but Jim and Pam argued that they love their unexpected child so it was moved to the pro list.
PirateMatt
Abstinence is not 100% though.....the virgin mary anybody? amiright
Inamedmycatafterfood
Virgin Mary combo breaker.
sasukate
I feel u
Flyndaran
Lots of mythologies have virgin births though. Christianity isn't special here. So the failure rate is quite a bit more than one.
PirateMatt
ah well, this I didnt know, but either way still proves the point :)
AFelineMassofEyes
Those mythologies aren't trying to teach abstinence instead of actual information, far as I know.
LKduck
Illinois sex ed; gym teacher gets nervous and says to have sex.. dodge ball anyone?
icantbelieveijoined
What is the safest way to subtitle?
StreetMeatSuperhero
STD's. http://imgur.com/8QAcWhT
Mogmai
What I think is you might as well encourage safe sex as much as possible, because teenagers are going to have sex no matter what you say.
leatheamazing
Nothing was loading and I thought heh...gotcha...American Sex Ed is pretty much nonexistent...sigh
Peanutmm
Jim and Pam are definitely looking at eachother in the last slide.
awgphpihl
You can check fklampyd.com
prettysureimaclone
Jim Andy Oscar Pam and Darryl these people in that last image is why I watched the office
doihearanamen
What's the safest way for a black man to go swimming?
Counterfit
Learn how to fucking swim, first
JustCallMeBean
Condoms.
kivalo
With a PFD? Seriously, I see a lot of black families with their kids wearing them at the beach. I think it's great. Swimming isn't 1/2
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kivalo
Sorry to be the buzz kill http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc1938c21ad97be4cfba07dd045aea2b/tumblr_mgzx0ykc8a1s3hileo1_400.gif
CaptainAmerica24
way to kill a joke buzz killington
aguyuno
It's awesome when people care more about safety than "how cool they look". Always promising for our future :)
kivalo
something that you should pretend to know how to do until it's too late 2/2
DawnLoves
Mary, drops mic.
Specificlude
I still read it in their voices after all these years haha weird.
KidneyBeene
Oral.
rufio42
I love Craig Robinson, I'd love to get a hug from him
rg001
Is that abstinence debate still going on? I thought we left the 19th century a couple years ago
Flyndaran
Not in the U.S. where if you believe hard enough reality will eventually cave. We are losing our education.
twoshady
don't touch my Dodge Dart.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
What's the safest way to ski? Condoms
dp487
"Stupid sexy Flanders" would take on an entirely new meaning.
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
What's the safest way to have sex? Don't ski
ThatOneTurtleAndMouseGif
http://xkcd.com/649/
Dekker3D
Gonna need some really big ones. My feet don't fit in the average sized condoms.
WowSuchDoge
stop bragging
Barkinsons
Liar. You're probably measuring from the balls
doihearanamen
Or he's talking about his whole body.
RicosRoughNecks
Don't touch my Dart.
TheAmazingPseudoIntellectual
Please, dont.
Captainplanetmotherfucker
I've always hated that abstinence logic.
KingsguardLannister
Can't deny that it's effective though.
Flyndaran
Only as a shorthand to tell me if someone is an idiot that doesn't care about unwanted pregnancies.
NerdN1
The problem is that it isn't. It is really hard to get people to just never fuck. People fuck, so telling them how to do it safely is best.
VergilPrime
Sex is a hard coded part of human beings for reproductive purposes. To deny sexy time is essentially to deny our core purpose.
KingsguardLannister
I wasn't imply that the teaching was effective, I was referring to the fact that the lack of sex stops pregnancies.
LetMeGramSchmidtOnYourChest
scientifically you are correct. and you should not be downvoted for being scientifically correct.evolution, though, asexual reproduction...
LeftCollectionBlueBird
Like my recent Doctors appointment. I was asking about birth control and all she had to say was "Well maybe you shouldn't be promiscuous."
sasukate
What kind of doctor says that??
emertonom
...you need a better doctor.
LeftCollectionBlueBird
We get that a lot. I'm sixteen, so my mother was there. She was pretty pissed too. Any other time I go we're told to pray/attend church.
emertonom
Any chance you can find someone better?
SpicedNipples
Which episode is this?
thegreatgatsB
Season 7 eppisode 4 Sex Ed
SpicedNipples
Thank bruh
MyReactionWhen
Here's a ticket for the font color. Please come to the imgur office to pay the fine.
Dusseldwarf
I think they tried to add a black border by using 2 layers of text but they couldn't increase the black font size without increasing width.
MeGustaBailar
I am a professional Netflix watcher and can confirm this is a Netflix subtitle.
bl1nkbl1nk
Uhhhmmm am I the only person who appreciates it when someone does this when two people talk? I thought this was standard (cept that shadow)
itiscalledaPUPPYyoutwat
Not just colouring. But they used a shadow effect. A SHADOW! ?? Not an outline. A fucking shadow
Cucurbitacee
Would have been alright with a pixel offset to the right and a pixel down instead of up.
Cucurbitacee
Like this :
doihearanamen
I'LL GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF 10 TO GET YOUR NO GOOD, YELLOW FONT OFF MY PROPERTY!! 1... 2... 10!!!
holyguacamoleh
MuahahahHahahhahMUAHAHHAHhah...and keep the change ya filthy animal
johnwilkesmakeoutbooth
That reference hit me like a brick to the head.
sasukate
CRY BABIES
sasukate
This was a joke, people
dudesoft
You're the joke, repost!
ligence
Babies are pouring out of my eyes. Are you happy now?
lllthssm
Didn't read carefully.. Read front color.... Thought you were referring to Darryl and was like you racist motherfucker
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I did too
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iliketokeepitsimplestupid
Has a float been prepared to launch Schrute bucks on the markets yet?
PuppyDontCare
or 5 Stanleys
dexsrebelion
Stanley nickles *
blu3f4lc0n
Pickel nickels
mhsyf
Stanley nipples*
camtheman92
mmmmm