I'm not sure what's happening in Chicago, but I want in.

Oct 29, 2017 2:08 AM

kuramia

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That isnt the whole of it. Its filling my feed! It is stupid

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flick the bean.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It is not a bean though...tis a cloud

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Gps and Bluetooth how is this persons phone not dead yet?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The latest one I saw was "push the bean in the lake to see if it can float"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

put the bean into lake Michigan to make it a large one bean soup.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Windexing the bean is foreplay if your greek

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The photoshop fill on the last one makes Chicago look like fucking Raqqa.

8 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

Feel like the violence levels are about the same.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how it normally looks. They don't call it Chi-raq for nothing.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Oh that's not shopped at all

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My city recently did a "walk like peter palker from spiderman 3" event. It was hilarious

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nov 13 is my birthday.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been filling my FB feed lately. As a Chicago expat, it's hilarious. P.S. Millennium Park is one of the few places that is touristy but good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see a big bean and i want to paint it black

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish someone would take it. Of all the shit to have there.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*Resists urge to make Paint It Black Pun*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to move to Chicago so bad...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Y.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's nice if you're rich

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like this is an ok rule of thumb for most places.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cue The Rolling Stones: “I see Chicago’s Bean, I want to paint it black.l

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are they fans of the Rolling Stones?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw one to "Throw the Bean in Lake Michigan and shout, you're free!" Living near Chicago finally paying off.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flick the bean?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A L L H A I L T H E B E A N

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bake the Bean - Nov. 6

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this one is my favorite

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the Bean metal, or glass? Never been to Chicago to see it.

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 3

Heavy metal

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

totally fuckin metal.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Rap

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Metal

8 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

Heavy metal.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When is Flick the Bean day?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next make an event where everyone goes to flick the bean

8 years ago | Likes 601 Dislikes 7

Damn, was there with my gf the other weekend, should've capitalized.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There is one

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Already done

8 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

Lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been there, done that, got shot, ate deep dish.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if we can't hold out that long?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Well then, consider reversing the order of your personal activities

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So we should... Bean our flick, then? Does this mean we have to cast Rowan Atkinson in a movie now or something?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was convinced I had seen that for real. But I have never been there (no pun intended). The internet is playing tricks on me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 that bean's looking T H I C C

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you...you need to get laid, like yesterday

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

one sex please

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surely it should be "Clean the Bean" rather than "Windex the Bean"?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

But that would ruin the viral advertisement.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It'll be "Clean The Bean" after the C&D from Windex.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's odd in the uk its called Windolene "Clean the Bean with Windolene".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From Chicago here, I saw one for "Put hat on Bean because it's starting to get cold out"

8 years ago | Likes 1189 Dislikes 2

Just don't try flicking it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YARN BOMB

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not even disappointed. Lets put a scarf on it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Also from chicagoland and can confirm this

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just saw one today that was “Help the bean turn back into Alex Mack”

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I wonder if people actually go there to attempt this. I just want to go to see the people.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too. I've seen one where it gets pushed into the Lake Michigan.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"To see if it floats"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called a fucking beanie!

8 years ago | Likes 263 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

To clarify, you want to put a beanie on the bean

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

I'm from Michigan and I guess we're planning on pushing the bean into Lake Michigan...

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

As if there wasn't already a ton of mercury in there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen that too. I'm from the Chicago area.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We all do want to know if it floats

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We all float down here.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't you fucking dare touch our bean! Reeeeeeee!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I’m surprised...not one clit joke anywhere. I guess they couldn’t find it..

8 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 8

You can Windex my bean anyday, if you know what i mean

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s because You’re the clit.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I was in Chicago last, I sharply rapped my finger against the artwork titled "Cloud Gate".

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Knockin on Heaven's Door?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You just put that image in my mind forever when I hear this song

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0